Titanium Gear Industries (domestic source)

[HIGHRISK]

I love playing golf. My drives are good. Not bad on the fairways, but my putting is atrocious. But I love to play. Used to go get a golf cart, 12 pack and play the 18 hole course twice.
Once hit a drive about 260 yards, and it bounced up to the green where a group was still putting. They were a little pissed. I apologized. 3 days later had to go to court for a traffic ticket. Damn judge was one of the guys in the group.
Lol don’t know if he recognized me but I sure as hell recognized him.

Let me follow up. I wasn’t talking shit to you my friend. Kinda came off that’s way I think.

 

[mp46]

She asked if anyone died at the school...

How old are these kids?

 

[Big Swole Papa Smurf]

Let me follow up. I wasn’t talking shit to you my friend. Kinda came off that’s way I think.

No bro I didn’t even think that. Mater a fact I thought you sounded about like me at the course. Except I don’t got 300 yard drives. Well I haven’t played the last 2 years, since I put on a fair amount of muscle. Might have to stop by the range here soon. I hadn’t even thought about that I might be able to drive it farther now. Yep gonna have to soon now!

 

[HIGHRISK]

No bro I didn’t even think that. Mater a fact I thought you sounded about like me at the course. Except I don’t got 300 yard drives. Well I haven’t played the last 2 years, since I put on a fair amount of muscle. Might have to stop by the range here soon. I hadn’t even thought about that I might be able to drive it farther now. Yep gonna have to soon now!

Even though I don’t know you too bad you aren’t closer I love golf! Like playing with new people.

 

[QueenBee]

Even though I don’t know you too bad you aren’t closer I love golf! Like playing with new people.

That’s my papa. We can all play together.

 

[QueenBee]

How old are these kids?

8

 

[HIGHRISK]

That’s my papa. We can all play together.

Just bring a bottle opener and you’ll be fine.

 

[Big Swole Papa Smurf]

Even though I don’t know you too bad you aren’t closer I love golf! Like playing with new people.

Ya no shit. That’s one of the reasons I haven’t played in so long. I ain’t got 1 friend that can play. The only way I’ve got anybody to go with me, was I told them I would buy the beer and let them drive the cart.

 

[HIGHRISK]

That’s my papa. We can all play together.

He’s new around here so I wouldn’t call him papa yet

 

[Big Swole Papa Smurf]

He’s new around here so I wouldn’t call him papa yet

Lol but you guys are so welcoming that I feel like I’ve known you for years

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Lol my average drive is 300 plus. There’s a local course that has 2 par 4’s I can cut the corner and drive the green. I piss people off all the time lol. Then when I roll up and my big ass gets out of the cart and say “my bad” they usually say oh man it’s cool nice drive lmfao. Yes I’m a prick on the course because I hit the ball far af! I might be cocky a little

300 yards my ass. i not only want to see this on video, (wear something sexy please) but i wanna see you pushing one of them surveyor doohickeys with the wheel and digial measuring device on it or it didn't happen.

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

Damnit! I have an arsenal of gear but no tree! Gunna have to get those rocks

Just bring a bottle opener and you’ll be fine.

Ya no shit. That’s one of the reasons I haven’t played in so long. I ain’t got 1 friend that can play. The only way I’ve got anybody to go with me, was I told them I would buy the beer and let them drive the cart.

Lol but you guys are so welcoming that I feel like I’ve known you for years

All this sportsball talk makes my fur soft.

 

[HIGHRISK]

300 yards my ass. i not only want to see this on video, (wear something sexy please) but i wanna see you pushing one of them surveyor doohickeys with the wheel and digial measuring device on it or it didn't happen.

Oh my friend I’ll put money on it lol. I love taking people’s money. All they see is a fat ass truck driver

 

[Big Swole Papa Smurf]

All this sportsball talk makes my fur soft.

And here I thought I seen you run off with my ball the last time I played!!!

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

And here I thought I seen you run off with my ball the last time I played!!!


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1st off, for a new guy you sure do bust some balls. 2nd, my tail is fluffy as fuck. That gator can suck a driver. (@HIGHRISK or a golf club, either or)

 

[Big Swole Papa Smurf]

1st off, for a new guy you sure do bust some balls. 2nd, my tail is fluffy as fuck. That gator can suck a driver. (@HIGHRISK or a golf club, either or)

Well Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

Well Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

That chick in that movie is a lust magnet. I would kill men and burn villages for a ride on that caboose.

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

***PSA***

Taking the next 10 people, with or without health insurance, that apply for private status membership with TG fucking Industries. You will not need any documentation, however, references are preferred

 

[Big Swole Papa Smurf]

That chick in that movie is a lust magnet. I would kill men and burn villages for a ride on that caboose.

Lmao. Ya she was a little hottie.
But we would need iceman to do some tren to hit the mom. But he would!

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

Lmao. Ya she was a little hottie.
But we would need iceman to do some tren to hit the mom. But he would!

@iceman440 would hit anything, raw af, tren or no tren. He has standards lower than a latino el camino.