Titanium Gear Industries (domestic source)

Dont let uncleben69 hear you say that, you pervert

No?

How about this?

I mauled the chick I was with the other night so hard she passed for three hours, ass up on my bed.

I woke her up with a fish hook and pulled her back into a short choke. I kept her riding the line of consciousness until I blew my load in her ass.

Kept her panties and kicked her out to the uber in a skirt, makeup smeared by sweat and precum, with my shit running down her legs and absolutely fucking reeking of sex.

I got charged for having to have the back seat cleaned.

Too honest?

Too fucking bad.
 
No?

How about this?

I mauled the chick I was with the other night so hard she passed for three hours, ass up on my bed.

I woke her up with a fish hook and pulled her back into a short choke. I kept her riding the line of consciousness until I blew my load in her ass.

Kept her panties and kicked her out to the uber in a skirt, makeup smeared by sweat and precum, with my shit running down her legs and absolutely fucking reeking of sex.

I got charged for having to have the back seat cleaned.

Too honest?

Too fucking bad.
You forgot.
Dear Penthouse, .
Some men and women like dirty stuff some dont(I do). As long as it consensual who's to judge, amirite?
 
No?

How about this?

I mauled the chick I was with the other night so hard she passed for three hours, ass up on my bed.

I woke her up with a fish hook and pulled her back into a short choke. I kept her riding the line of consciousness until I blew my load in her ass.

Kept her panties and kicked her out to the uber in a skirt, makeup smeared by sweat and precum, with my shit running down her legs and absolutely fucking reeking of sex.

I got charged for having to have the back seat cleaned.

Too honest?

Too fucking bad.
Could've left out the part with the shit running down her legs though, Ralph Waldo Emerson. Other than that I give it a 9/10.
 
Could've left out the part with the shit running down her legs though, Ralph Waldo Emerson. Other than that I give it a 9/10.

My cum.

My cum running down her legs. All the ass I've blasted, I've never actually had an issue with anyone shitting themselves. It just seemed redundant having just cited the precum on her face.

Fuck.

Why am I rationalizing my artistic / literary choices here?
 
Man, I thought all those Penthouse stories were true too!

Dunno, I was a Hustler kid. Pretty sure those were fake.

I have a lot of really aggressive and / or weird sex. Pretty heavily involved in the kink community up here.

I know chicks legit into sharps play and shit. Way fucking out there.
 
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