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Jimmy Johns
I disowned subway. It's a terrible value. Look how skimpy chomoway is with their meat. You have to get double meat to make it make sense. That's an extra $4 which puts one sub over the $10 mark. I can get a jj gargantuan for $7.50 and it tastes better and has the protein already on the damn bun
I hear ya there man. We have one here in town but why spend that much for a fuckin sub with no meat. For that price I can stroll my happy ass into wallyworld an buy a fat ass pack of boneless skinless chicken breasts that will bring me around 500g protein per pack if not more.
 
I just got back from the chiropractor. They changed my normal "dr". This time it was a chick a big one like a soft ball player type. She runs up and down my back half assing the visit using this syringe looking tool to tap my discs. Refuses the side posture adjustment which is the entire fucking reason I went their. Saying I'm too big and she'll hurt her shoulders trying to complete the maneuver. She tried to crack my neck but couldn't get her hands around it which she said made it near impossible to adjust that properly. Maybe 5 minutes total. I looked her in the eyes and asked her THAT'S IT? She laughed nervous like and let me walk out. For what I paid feels like rape. I'm convinced chiropracting is a farce. My wife was right. How do you all feel?
 
I just got back from the chiropractor. They changed my normal "dr". This time it was a chick a big one like a soft ball player type. She runs up and down my back half assing the visit using this syringe looking tool to tap my discs. Refuses the side posture adjustment which is the entire fucking reason I went their. Saying I'm too big and she'll hurt her shoulders trying to complete the maneuver. She tried to crack my neck but couldn't get her hands around it which she said made it near impossible to adjust that properly. Maybe 5 minutes total. I looked her in the eyes and asked her THAT'S IT? She laughed nervous like and let me walk out. For what I paid feels like rape. I'm convinced chiropracting is a farce. My wife was right. How do you all feel?
Its hard to find a great chiro, and when you do youll know it! I go to an amazing chiro, same one all the MMA guys here go to. Took me 4 months just to get on the list and i drive an hour a d a half to get there. He keeps me doin what i do with no more back, hip and neck issues which was a big problem before i found him.
He told me most chiros are FOS!!! And i would say the one you went to is what he is talking about. Bummer dude!!!
 
Its hard to find a great chiro, and when you do youll know it! I go to an amazing chiro, same one all the MMA guys here go to. Took me 4 months just to get on the list and i drive an hour a d a half to get there. He keeps me doin what i do with no more back, hip and neck issues which was a big problem before i found him.
He told me most chiros are FOS!!! And i would say the one you went to is what he is talking about. Bummer dude!!!
I figured. The one I been going to is a multi office walk in only type place. It's real convenient and relatively cheap. About $40 a visit which my HSA account picks up so it's not outta pocket. Here's the thing my wife doesn't have any back issues I just had her come with me and let them do the process on her a couple months back. She straight up told me they just cracked her back which is the exact same thing I can do for her at home. So that kinda told me some thing then. And only confirms it now. I figure at best their just cracking a back and call it an alignment.
 
I figured. The one I been going to is a multi office walk in only type place. It's real convenient and relatively cheap. About $40 a visit which my HSA account picks up so it's not outta pocket. Here's the thing my wife doesn't have any back issues I just had her come with me and let them do the process on her a couple months back. She straight up told me they just cracked her back which is the exact same thing I can do for her at home. So that kinda told me some thing then. And only confirms it now. I figure at best their just cracking a back and call it an alignment.
Yup sounds like the revolving door bullshit chiro. I see them as a strait up scam.
 
Serious question. When the Chiro gets do popping and stretching you do you ever pass gas? Lol I'm curious cause one of the hottest girls that I went to High school with is a Chiro and I've been telling her I was gonna come see her for a while now
 
Serious question. When the Chiro gets do popping and stretching you do you ever pass gas? Lol I'm curious cause one of the hottest girls that I went to High school with is a Chiro and I've been telling her I was gonna come see her for a while now
Just pass the gas BEFORE you walk into the office :)

Never had that happen to me though.
 
Serious question. When the Chiro gets do popping and stretching you do you ever pass gas? Lol I'm curious cause one of the hottest girls that I went to High school with is a Chiro and I've been telling her I was gonna come see her for a while now
Yes. I did. But I had chili about noon. So I expected it. Their supposed to be a professional. Deal with it hahahahah
 
Serious question. When the Chiro gets do popping and stretching you do you ever pass gas? Lol I'm curious cause one of the hottest girls that I went to High school with is a Chiro and I've been telling her I was gonna come see her for a while now
Lol thats funny as shit Odie. I have been to a few in my day an the only time they actually applied enough pressure to squeeze a fart was when they had me on my side an was pressing their entire bodyweight down to get me to pop.

Im sure if its a girl, shes not going to be able to apply enough pressure to do that to your massive frame bro. I mean these guys were well over 200 an the big one had to be 250+ an didn't ever make me squeeze one out lol, so I'm sure you'll be ok bro.

Hell nowa days all they ever wanna use is this pathetic ass fuckin gun type thing that seems to be just a damn waste of time. It might work but idk. Didnt seem to do shit to me when they used it. Of course im proly pretty badly out of place since I ran myself over with my own truck once lmfao....fuck you guys bahaha....an working at a sawmill isn't helping it much either.

It's supposed to apply so many lbs of force to a particular spot. Some of them are steering away from the traditional style of popping your back manually an going to the gun. Guess their have been to many cases of chiros fuckin up peoples back more than helping them by using their own force to pop it.
 
My wife is like a wicked budgeter and she can also find anything. I told her we oughta get a deep tissue massage together. Hell I know I need one. Next thing i know she has 20 percent off to a local place. Wonder how that'll be...I'm so damn tight everywhere especially lower back and hips
 
Lol thats funny as shit Odie. I have been to a few in my day an the only time they actually applied enough pressure to squeeze a fart was when they had me on my side an was pressing their entire bodyweight down to get me to pop.

Im sure if its a girl, shes not going to be able to apply enough pressure to do that to your massive frame bro. I mean these guys were well over 200 an the big one had to be 250+ an didn't ever make me squeeze one out lol, so I'm sure you'll be ok bro.

Hell nowa days all they ever wanna use is this pathetic ass fuckin gun type thing that seems to be just a damn waste of time. It might work but idk. Didnt seem to do shit to me when they used it. Of course im proly pretty badly out of place since I ran myself over with my own truck once lmfao....fuck you guys bahaha....an working at a sawmill isn't helping it much either.

It's supposed to apply so many lbs of force to a particular spot. Some of them are steering away from the traditional style of popping your back manually an going to the gun. Guess their have been to many cases of chiros fuckin up peoples back more than helping them by using their own force to pop it.

This chick always had the best ass in school cause she was a gymnast. A few years ago she made the cover of a fitness magazine and this year she is my city's cross fit women's champ. Some of y'all know that I live in a big city so her accomplishment is quite impressive. Anyway I believe that if any chick could push a fart out of me it would be her and I would just fucking kill myself cause she's always been my unicorn. That one creature that I just couldn't Capture.
 
This chick always had the best ass in school cause she was a gymnast. A few years ago she made the cover of a fitness magazine and this year she is my city's cross fit women's champ. Some of y'all know that I live in a big city so her accomplishment is quite impressive. Anyway I believe that if any chick could push a fart out of me it would be her and I would just fucking kill myself cause she's always been my unicorn. That one creature that I just couldn't Capture.
Fuck her man. Marry the one you got and be wicked proud :)
 
This chick always had the best ass in school cause she was a gymnast. A few years ago she made the cover of a fitness magazine and this year she is my city's cross fit women's champ. Some of y'all know that I live in a big city so her accomplishment is quite impressive. Anyway I believe that if any chick could push a fart out of me it would be her and I would just fucking kill myself cause she's always been my unicorn. That one creature that I just couldn't Capture.
Damn that is very impressive bro but I wouldn't sweat it. Your girl is very beautiful an yall look so happy together. You know sometimes it makes you want someone else even more cuz you know you cant have them. Its that taboo affect.

You know what I say???? Fuck it, fart all over her an say.....How you like me now bizzzznitch lmfao jk jk:p Sorry im not much help:(:D
 

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