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Wtf are y'all talking about? I wouldn't leave my girl for this chick. I was simply saying I've had a crush on her since like the 3rd grade and would be real embarrassed if I farted while she was working on me.
Oh ok. I was thinking in my head....no odie don't do it lol. Well I have the perfect fix for ya brotha. Take a beno begore you go in my man. You know how the commercial goes right??? Take beno before an they'll be no gas lol.
 
Oh ok. I was thinking in my head....no odie don't do it lol. Well I have the perfect fix for ya brotha. Take a beno begore you go in my man. You know how the commercial goes right??? Take beno before an they'll be no gas lol.

Are you sure? Never taken it but with the word bean in it you would think it would make you gasy.
 
Are you sure? Never taken it but with the word bean in it you would think it would make you gasy.
Beano® contains an enzyme from a natural source that works with your body's digestion. It breaks down the complex carbohydrates found in gassy foods into simpler, easily digestible sugars before they reach the colon, preventing gas before it starts.
 
Wtf are y'all talking about? I wouldn't leave my girl for this chick. I was simply saying I've had a crush on her since like the 3rd grade and would be real embarrassed if I farted while she was working on me.
Their was a plan if you believe in god. Unless you believe in the primordial soup theory. Then in that case nothing matters. Love the one you got. After all she chose you too out of millions
 
Damn Skull, you sound like a beano shill [emoji23][emoji23]
I not only advertise it but I use it as well lmfao.....jk jk, you can ask Moe yourslef an she'll tell ya straight up she wishes I would take something. Sometimes I give her a dutch oven while were in bed. For all of you that dont know what that is, its when your both in bed under the covers an you fart, then pull the covers over your ol ladies head an make em suffer. Just like a clam bake minus the weed....damn I wish I had some fuckin bud right now bahaha
 
I'm afraid that if I took Beano I would probably explode. I need to relieve pressure all day long. I started drinking my egg whites instead of eating them about a month ago and it's fucking bad around here.
A good blast would clear the area alright haha


Bet your truck interior stinks of rotten eggs :eek:
 
I'm afraid that if I took Beano I would probably explode. I need to relieve pressure all day long. I started drinking my egg whites instead of eating them about a month ago and it's fucking bad around here.
I have been drinking a dozen raw eggs a day. 6 in the morning with breakfast an another 6 when I get home from work. Seems like they dont take up as much room in my stomach if I do them that way instead of cooking them so they dont fluff up. My breakfast is usually 6raw eggs, chicken breast, bowl of brown sugar oatmill, an a choco instant breakfast in 8oz Whole milk. Mmm tasty. Its not so bad if you take the eggs a bust them up with a spoon then chug. Just make sure your next to a water faucet so you can wipe the sliminess from your mouth lol. I chase those with my instant breakfast or just a cup of milk.
 
I not only advertise it but I use it as well lmfao.....jk jk, you can ask Moe yourslef an she'll tell ya straight up she wishes I would take something. Sometimes I give her a dutch oven while were in bed. For all of you that dont know what that is, its when your both in bed under the covers an you fart, then pull the covers over your ol ladies head an make em suffer. Just like a clam bake minus the weed....damn I wish I had some fuckin bud right now bahaha
Lol!!!! Dutch oven [emoji23][emoji23]
 
I'm afraid that if I took Beano I would probably explode. I need to relieve pressure all day long. I started drinking my egg whites instead of eating them about a month ago and it's fucking bad around here.
So how do you like my new avi odie? I looked good an hard for this one lol:p
 
My wife is like a wicked budgeter and she can also find anything. I told her we oughta get a deep tissue massage together. Hell I know I need one. Next thing i know she has 20 percent off to a local place. Wonder how that'll be...I'm so damn tight everywhere especially lower back and hips

Try to find a place that is more "athlete" oriented. I found a sick spot in my town that takes care of alot of local lifters and professional athletes.

Biggest piece of advice is make sure you drink enough water before and after. It makes a huge difference in getting rid of all of the toxins so you're not as sore the following day.

Here is some good videos to stretch the hips out. It's helped me out TONS. do them at least every time you lift. I do them every morning when I wake up

Search for more of his videos on hip stretches he has a ton. He is a Dr and an athlete so he knows what he is talking about
 
So how do you like my new avi odie? I looked good an hard for this one lol:p

Im liking the avi bud. You drink raw eggs? I would watch out with that. Liquid egg whites are the way to go because there pasteurized. Which means they have been cook just enough to take all the harmful shit out of them and your body will disgest them better then even a cook or boiled egg. Well that's what I read on the internet so it has to be true.
 
Im liking the avi bud. You drink raw eggs? I would watch out with that. Liquid egg whites are the way to go because there pasteurized. Which means they have been cook just enough to take all the harmful shit out of them and your body will disgest them better then even a cook or boiled egg. Well that's what I read on the internet so it has to be true.
Ya I would rather drink them pasteurized but atm its to rich for my blood lol. I can get 5dozen from wallyworld for under $15. I have been limiting myself to 6 a day now cuz im scared it will make my cholesterol to high by consuming that many everyday
 
Ya I would rather drink them pasteurized but atm its to rich for my blood lol. I can get 5dozen from wallyworld for under $15. I have been limiting myself to 6 a day now cuz im scared it will make my cholesterol to high by consuming that many everyday

You need to find a Costco. I get a little over a gallons worth of egg whites for around 10 bucks. I forget how many eggs that's equal to but it's a fucking lot.
 

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