VenomPharma (Canada/USA Domestic) Sale prices and Free vial of Test Prop

Oils look nice on web site.
What's the carrier oil?
Are you going to change cd$ to $usd? A tool or option on the web site to do so could help your customers out. I know to reduce the price about 25% to get to $usd. 50 $CD is 37.xx in $USD.
 
How is customer info and shipping info stored on website?

Customer info is not at all stored on the website! It is sent directly to my protonmail account after the order is placedwhere it is deleted instantly after shipping labels are printed. We take our customer security seriously.

You can also order directly through my protonmail account if you have any doubts. venom-pharma@protonmail.com

Oils look nice on web site.
What's the carrier oil?
Are you going to change cd$ to $usd? A tool or option on the web site to do so could help your customers out. I know to reduce the price about 25% to get to $usd. 50 $CD is 37.xx in $USD.

Hey buddy, I am planning on implementing a conversion tool very soon. We just got domestic USA shipping last week so before all our customers were Canadian. All you need to do is type in "50 cdn to USD" (or whatever amount) to google and it shows the exact rate but we will have the conversion tool implemented within a day or so.

Carrier oil is triple filtered grape seed oil. Seems to be the favorite so thats what we use :)
 
Lol man, CJM is a joke! I am happy other people realize that. I have had 5 members make threads about me (positive ones). All were deleted instantly and the members banned. Only one is still up but they locked it so no one can reply to it.

The mods ban people for "source talk" yet have a UGL section and allow certain "members" to use the private messaging system to sell Syn pharm and the other labs they work with. It is easy to tell which labs the mods are in bed with

on google it says this if you type in "Canadian juice Monsters" directly under their name. Try posting about any other than those 3 labs or Teragon and watch how fast you get banned lmao.

Canadian Juice Monsters
Canada's largest bodybuilding & steroid discussion forum.
https://canadianjuicemonsters.net/forums/forums/underground-steroid-lab-reviews.73/
Syn Pharma - Northern Pharma - Zentec Pharmaceuticals - ...

All the moderators on there act like children too. I will never, ever use that board. Plus, it is being watched by law enforcement. It says that on google too.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/steroid-abuse-and-trafficking-revealed-in-cbsa-search-warrant-1.3034184 ('Juice Monsters': Hidden world of steroid abuse revealed in search warrant | CBC News)

I have done business with some good people on there but I will never, ever go back on that board and 99% of the community act like teenagers.

Well at least you continue to be active in this thread. We’re gonna need a little less talk and a lot more action though.. :D

Personally, the repeating of the CJM shit over and over is already getting old. If I have to read about CJM and how much you hate that board one more time I’m liable to scratch my eyeballs out! Move on bro! :p

Speaking of a broken record, here’s one for ya...
If you would have came here and did a little research and read about everything we ask from new sources it could have saved you from all this. You could have compiled all of the information that you should’ve obtained by putting in a little research work and put it all in your introduction. You can only blame yourself for any backlash you’ve received thus far. :oops:

You should probably go ahead and divorce your wife. IF you fair well here and do the things that’s required then Meso will be your new wife/life. You ready for that man? If we catch you slipping on ANYTHING we’ll call you out and divorce you without a second thought. o_O
One last thing, you need to draw people in to order from you and send off products for testing. You may have to offer a better incentive like first 5 members get like $200 store credit for analysis testing/bloodwork and then $150 for each after. Just a suggestion.
 
Well at least you continue to be active in this thread. We’re gonna need a little less talk and a lot more action though.. :D

Personally, the repeating of the CJM shit over and over is already getting old. If I have to read about CJM and how much you hate that board one more time I’m liable to scratch my eyeballs out! Move on bro! :p

Speaking of a broken record, here’s one for ya...
If you would have came here and did a little research and read about everything we ask from new sources it could have saved you from all this. You could have compiled all of the information that you should’ve obtained by putting in a little research work and put it all in your introduction. You can only blame yourself for any backlash you’ve received thus far. :oops:

You should probably go ahead and divorce your wife. IF you fair well here and do the things that’s required then Meso will be your new wife/life. You ready for that man? If we catch you slipping on ANYTHING we’ll call you out and divorce you without a second thought. o_O
One last thing, you need to draw people in to order from you and send off products for testing. You may have to offer a better incentive like first 5 members get like $200 store credit for analysis testing/bloodwork and then $150 for each after. Just a suggestion.

Haha sorry for the CJM talk, I never want to bring it up again I only bring it up when other members do. I will ignore anything about them from now on :)

Brother, not sure if you read my post but I have been in this online mail order game for years. I remember when BTC hit $5cdn and everyone was freaking out back in 2011. Been selling things online before people knew you could buy drugs online lol

I used to sell other things (I never touch that crap anymore tho and never will) and I was married than too. I was getting a minimum 30 orders a day, 25-30 minutes to package each order up professionally/stealthy to ensure safe delivery over the border. I never fkn slept lol and lived in a separate place from my wife to keep her in the dark and I still keep her in the dark.

I did not have many pictures as I do not run the business from home.

She thinks I run an Ebay business out of an office I rent. (I don't rent an office but would rather not say exactly where we run the business out of for obvious reasons)

I don't care what anyone says, even if you have been married 10 plus years NEVER TRUST A WOMAN they are too emotional and can just snap. You do not want them knowing your secrets. I have seen so many friends go down cause of their wife snapping, calling the cops. She regrets it so bad when the cops tell her shes loosing her house and kids and wants to go back in time but the damage is done.

Trust me, I can put in work and have been doing this a very very long time :)
 
zp.jpg I am so sorry for the shitty picture, my partner refused to take a picture of the whole lab as he thinks (for good reason IMO) that if anyone that knows the building such as the landlord we rent it from or anyone that worked in the spot before us sees it they can easily ID the location as the walls are a pretty specific brick/color.

But, here is a shit picture of the pill press AS PROMISED. Posting 6pm my time. I will go there and get pictures of all our glassware/filtering equipment too but I promised the press and am delivery it :)It is blurry as fuck but you can see it is a rotary bill press...
 
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As you can see, it is very shiny and so is the room making taking pictures very hard.. I wish I did not have to blur out the back as there is a big drum filled with 25kg of micro-crystalline cellulose used for binding pills together.
 
As you can see, it is very shiny and so is the room making taking pictures very hard.. I wish I did not have to blur out the back as there is a big drum filled with 25kg of micro-crystalline cellulose used for binding pills together.
So a crappy pic of a pill press yea I guess u did promise that but this is comparable to me telling my wife were getting engaged and getting her a ring out the 25cent machine...you sir are a piece of Canadian goose shit
 
So a crappy pic of a pill press yea I guess u did promise that but this is comparable to me telling my wife were getting engaged and getting her a ring out the 25cent machine...you sir are a piece of Canadian goose shit
And no meso tag on pic so that could be anyone's and idc what the fuck pills u press as sources here cap and that just as fine...
 
@canadianb420

Are you @CDNDA?

The more I read through this thread, the more you are starting to sound just like him. Your pitch is extremely cookie cutter and you come across as an amateur.

Why did you decide to join Meso after getting booted out of CJM?

Why should we choose your products over all the other established and reliable labs on Meso?

Don't say because your products a couple bucks cheaper.
 
Guys, I did not take the picture. My business partner is very paranoid and no way was he going to handwrite something to post in the picture. I do not think you realize how serious owning a pill press is these days in terms of punishments by law enforcement

I can print out a piece of paper that says meso and the date but do you know how easy it is to link hand writing to a person? My business partner is in the system meaning his signature and writing is all over legal papers. The feds have been able to match up hand writting since the 40's. He gave me so much shit for posting up pictures that I handwrote even tho I wrote it using my "wrong" hand to scrample it he showed me studies that show it does not matter.

Feds can also link identities via writing styles so say I had social media (I dont) they could copy and paste my posts here and scan it to look through Facebook, twitter, instagram, etc and it matches up things like punctuation used, common spelling errors, how often exclamation marks, smiley face, etc are used. They are busting darknet guys like crazy just by matching writing styles

If it was anyones picture it could easily be found on Google and why would I wait all day to post it? It is our press
 
Guys, I did not take the picture. My business partner is very paranoid and no way was he going to handwrite something to post in the picture. I do not think you realize how serious owning a pill press is these days in terms of punishments by law enforcement

I can print out a piece of paper that says meso and the date but do you know how easy it is to link hand writing to a person? My business partner is in the system meaning his signature and writing is all over legal papers. The feds have been able to match up hand writting since the 40's. He gave me so much shit for posting up pictures that I handwrote even tho I wrote it using my "wrong" hand to scrample it he showed me studies that show it does not matter.

Feds can also link identities via writing styles so say I had social media (I dont) they could copy and paste my posts here and scan it to look through Facebook, twitter, instagram, etc and it matches up things like punctuation used, common spelling errors, how often exclamation marks, smiley face, etc are used. They are busting darknet guys like crazy just by matching writing styles

If it was anyones picture it could easily be found on Google and why would I wait all day to post it? It is our press
I could go into deep detail after reading your post as to why I legitimately don't like you but seeing as you are a full blown retart and keep it short...i really deeply dislike you
 
Guys, I did not take the picture. My business partner is very paranoid and no way was he going to handwrite something to post in the picture. I do not think you realize how serious owning a pill press is these days in terms of punishments by law enforcement

I can print out a piece of paper that says meso and the date but do you know how easy it is to link hand writing to a person? My business partner is in the system meaning his signature and writing is all over legal papers. The feds have been able to match up hand writting since the 40's. He gave me so much shit for posting up pictures that I handwrote even tho I wrote it using my "wrong" hand to scrample it he showed me studies that show it does not matter.

Feds can also link identities via writing styles so say I had social media (I dont) they could copy and paste my posts here and scan it to look through Facebook, twitter, instagram, etc and it matches up things like punctuation used, common spelling errors, how often exclamation marks, smiley face, etc are used. They are busting darknet guys like crazy just by matching writing styles

If it was anyones picture it could easily be found on Google and why would I wait all day to post it? It is our press
Crumpled and printed is fine, but it needs to be in the original pic, not added in after the fact.
 
And no meso tag on pic so that could be anyone's and idc what the fuck pills u press as sources here cap and that just as fine...

Um, you think capping is more professional than pill pressing? Capping requires next to no start up capital. I have never seen a lab use capsules. All the big labs press oral tablets? Here in Canada a lab selling capsules would be joked like crazy lol its 100 bucks for a capsule filling machine and highly inaccurate.

@canadianb420

Are you @CDNDA?

The more I read through this thread, the more you are starting to sound just like him. Your pitch is extremely cookie cutter and you come across as an amateur.

Why did you decide to join Meso after getting booted out of CJM?

Why should we choose your products over all the other established and reliable labs on Meso?

Don't say because your products a couple bucks cheaper.

Buddy, I have no clue who CDNDA is? Care to explain? I never was booted off of CJM.. where are you getting this from?

I am not forcing you to use my lab lol. Couple bucks cheaper? I would say more than half. but, I can garuantee you will never receive under dosed or bad gear. We brew only 5 products in 500ml batches. We ship out right away and provide great customer service

if you do not want to order off us than don't man... I am not holding a gun to anyones head lol
 
Um, you think capping is more professional than pill pressing? Capping requires next to no start up capital. I have never seen a lab use capsules. All the big labs press oral tablets? Here in Canada a lab selling capsules would be joked like crazy lol its 100 bucks for a capsule filling machine and highly inaccurate.



Buddy, I have no clue who CDNDA is? Care to explain? I never was booted off of CJM.. where are you getting this from?

I am not forcing you to use my lab lol. Couple bucks cheaper? I would say more than half. but, I can garuantee you will never receive under dosed or bad gear. We brew only 5 products in 500ml batches. We ship out right away and provide great customer service

if you do not want to order off us than don't man... I am not holding a gun to anyones head lol
As long as what it contains is legitimate that's as professional as it needs to be...
 
Crumpled and printed is fine, but it needs to be in the original pic, not added in after the fact.

Of course it needs to be in the original picture. I can get that done. Again, I did not take the photo and just wanted to get SOMETHING up as I promised I would and did not want to be accused of being a liar

I am sorry it is a shitty picture. But, it is our press. And to whoever said capsules are more professional that pill pressing, I do not think you know how hard it is to press pills and what would you prefer as a reseller?

ALL the labs here color and brand their pills identifying what they are. Or, I could give you capsule with a white powder in it. I know what I prefer...
 
When I used to order off big name labs I have never once seen capsules. that is amateur as fuck and you are making fun of me for owning a 12k piece of machinery that actually takes some chemistry knowledge to produce pills with as opposed to mixing powder with a filler and shaking it into capsules?

Why are you so rude anyway bro?
 
Of course it needs to be in the original picture. I can get that done. Again, I did not take the photo and just wanted to get SOMETHING up as I promised I would and did not want to be accused of being a liar

I am sorry it is a shitty picture. But, it is our press. And to whoever said capsules are more professional that pill pressing, I do not think you know how hard it is to press pills and what would you prefer as a reseller?

ALL the labs here color and brand their pills identifying what they are. Or, I could give you capsule with a white powder in it. I know what I prefer...
Tabs are definitely cooler and more professional, but I’m sure you’ve capped before the pill press and know what a PITA those suckers are as well.
 
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