What if you found out your Girlfriend was...

[RH81]

REALLY A GUY???Like you finally get to sleep with Her/it and bam you feel something poking you in your chest while you are about to go down and eat 'IT' out.Well,you get freaked out and immediately turn on the lamp and right there staring at ya is a PENIS!!!What do you do?

Lets add alcohol into the equation,you are drunk as fuck and this happens,what outcome do you predict??

 

[dolfe1]

REALLY A GUY???Like you finally get to sleep with Her/it and bam you feel something poking you in your chest while you are about to go down and eat 'IT' out.Well,you get freaked out and immediately turn on the lamp and right there staring at ya is a PENIS!!!What do you do?

Lets add alcohol into the equation,you are drunk as fuck and this happens,what outcome do you predict??

Bro, you are setting yourself up for the tooling of your life on this board. And I thought Massive's story was bad.

 

[pumppumppuk]

REALLY A GUY???Like you finally get to sleep with Her/it and bam you feel something poking you in your chest while you are about to go down and eat 'IT' out.Well,you get freaked out and immediately turn on the lamp and right there staring at ya is a PENIS!!!What do you do?

Lets add alcohol into the equation,you are drunk as fuck and this happens,what outcome do you predict??

i would say you need to quit drinking, get your eyes checked, and keep your mouth shut.....lol



PPP

 

[borderbound]

i would say you need to quit drinking, get your eyes checked, and keep your mouth shut.....lol



roflmao

dont mention your meso bros when you are on the springer show

 

[KTCKSports]

Yeah, probably a good idea to dust yourself off, look around like nobody saw it and move on!!! (This never happened)

 

[Massive690]

Bro, you are setting yourself up for the tooling of your life on this board. And I thought Massive's story was bad.

hehehe, well im glad that im not the only one who went home with a man after the bar. it sucks doesn't it bro, dont worry, the urge to kill yourself goes away after a few weeks, hang in there, lol

 

[RH81]

No guys,its wasn't me...it was my friend...lol

 

[big louie]

Yeah, probably a good idea to dust yourself off, look around like nobody saw it and move on!!! (This never happened)

LMAO!

 

[Massive690]

No guys,its wasn't me...it was my friend...lol

right.....

 

[Phreezer]

(shakes head)

 

[Bob Smith]

Hey Phreezer, I think he deserves to be banned just for asking that question. What do you think?

 

[Phreezer]

I agree.......

.... If you're gay dude.... just admit it.... Come on, you knew it was a she-male that you saddled up on at the bar... then you got home, and you just pretended like you didn't know.... You can be honest, we're all friends here..

 

[tcso1506]

I have 75 acres a shovel and a shotgun. Come on down to Ky , I will dig the hole for you.

 

[Bob Smith]

I agree.......

.... If you're gay dude.... just admit it.... Come on, you knew it was a she-male that you saddled up on at the bar... then you got home, and you just pretended like you didn't know.... You can be honest, we're all friends here..

Theres no shame in bein gay, dude. Its all the rage now and totally accepted. Just look at the ratings for Queer Eye and other homo-centric shows. Gays are coming out of the closet and proud to do so. So be a man and just admit it.

Wait a minute, what the hell am I thinking?! Stay in the closet bro and bring in any others that decided to escape.

 

[tcso1506]

Theres no shame in bein gay, dude. Its all the rage now and totally accepted. Just look at the ratings for Queer Eye and other homo-centric shows. Gays are coming out of the closet and proud to do so. So be a man and just admit it.

Wait a minute, what the hell am I thinking?! Stay in the closet bro and bring in any others that decided to escape.

Bob sounded to me like you was cracking your door open a little there?

 

[brady_hilltop]

damn bro,

did that really happen to "your friend"

did she/he, look like a chick? or was "your friend" just taking what was left @ last call

that's got to be devastating it it really looked like a chick.

bRaDy

 

[borderbound]

soooooooooooooooo. robie tell the truth now

your friend ...( uhuhm ) .. he hit it didnt he

 

[esco]

what they all said! pretend like it never happened, tell no one , and for the love a God, do not post it on a bb message board!

 

[Chip Bronson]

the bro probably thought he'd take 'her' home and fuck it in the ass or get a blowjob. when the he-she busted out the spiked cock-piece, homey had a change of heart.

bro you need to just say NO to that depraved gay little voice in your head that's beckoning you to stray into the realm of the turd-burglars. remember curiosity not only killed the cat, it ass-fucked it quite vigorously before it killed her... be warned.... and stop sharing these things....

 

[ramboj70]

the bro probably thought he'd take 'her' home and fuck it in the ass or get a blowjob. when the he-she busted out the spiked cock-piece, homey had a change of heart.

bro you need to just say NO to that depraved gay little voice in your head that's beckoning you to stray into the realm of the turd-burglars. remember curiosity not only killed the cat, it ass-fucked it quite vigorously before it killed her... be warned.... and stop sharing these things....

wow we have another one, what is this coming to, bro get some scissors and cut his or her penis off, come on bro we all know you felt the package before you went home with it, everyone always rubs there hand around the private spot before they even go there, tell the truth you got the dudes speedo off and his dickie was bigger then yours, so you got mad and left,