What kind of person you are in the gym?

[TrouDuQ]

Those hot chicks that walk in are the devil...everything in the weight room just stops!

I was squatting while let's a 7/10 chick came and told me oh guys i see you here everyday am I right? I responded in all my glory Maybe yes maybe No. My gym partner laughed so hard and the girl disappeared. That's how i figured out I will be forever alone and my IQ is probably no higher than 50

 

[MindlessWork]

There's this one knockout Latina at my gym who wears those tight-ass yoga shorts. Fuck me, it's hard to concentrate when she's around.

She'll come in to the free weight room and time stands still.

Yup, girls like that do it every time! Those Latinas are the bomb

 

[MindlessWork]

I was squatting while let's a 7/10 chick came and told me oh guys i see you here everyday am I right? I responded in all my glory Maybe yes maybe No. My gym partner laughed so hard and the girl disappeared. That's how i figured out I will be forever alone and my IQ is probably no higher than 50

Bad move, LOL! Think you are now cursed

 

[Finaplixguy711]

I put my headphones on and forget the world spins until my wife catches me staring at that woman @test subject is speaking of.. then I remember the world still spins and I'm married..

 

[TrouDuQ]

Bad move, LOL! Think you are now cursed

I am going to be honest with you Mindless. I am probably one of the most beautiful guy here in Meso and one of the strongest after @aybaraperrin. So Girls come at me every time but I am so scared of the idea to get laid with me and discovering my 2 inches barrel that I need to show them I am really swag and that they do not deserve me.

 

[Test_Subject]

Yup, girls like that do it every time! Those Latinas are the bomb

I married a Nicaraguan. I definitely have a thing for Spanish ladies

 

[MindlessWork]

I am going to be honest with you Mindless. I am probably one of the most beautiful guy here in Meso and one of the strongest after @aybaraperrin. So Girls come at me every time but I am so scared of the idea to get laid with me and discovering my 2 inches barrel that I need to show them I am really swag and that they do not deserve me.

Beauty is skin deep as they say.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

I am going to be honest with you Mindless. I am probably one of the most beautiful guy here in Meso and one of the strongest after @aybaraperrin. So Girls come at me every time but I am so scared of the idea to get laid with me and discovering my 2 inches barrel that I need to show them I am really swag and that they do not deserve me.

What country are you from?

 

[TrouDuQ]

What country are you from?

Haha how do you know that I am a foreigner ? my bad ass english? or the way I write?

 

[Devil3]

I'm a gentleman with the ladies as well. I actually share the squat rack with a couple gals when it's busy.

 

[4Drago]

I'm mellow as a mofo. Never really have any issues in the gym other then some occasional frustration from newbies.
Just don't cut me off out on the road
Just don't throw your belt down at my squat rack

 

[insaiyan93]

Haha how do you know that I am a foreigner ? my bad ass english? or the way I write?

It's the false bravado. Trying to hard to sound american and macho

 

[insaiyan93]

Apparently i just look really sad at the gym because i have had several people come up to me and ask me if im ok lol.

I dont go out of way to talk to people, except for a couple of the more serious lifters and thats usually just to say hello and fist bump lol.
If anyone does talk to me im always really nice to peoplebecause thats just how i am, no problem showing newer guys how to perform a lift or give them some advice, im just a shy motherfucker so im never one to actually start a conversation.

Only time i get ugly with people is if someone comes up and asks stupid questions like " could you deadlift quieter" no...no i wont.

 

[Test_Subject]

Only time i get ugly with people is if someone comes up and asks stupid questions like " could you deadlift quieter" no...no i wont.

Sure, I'll fuck my back up so you don't have to hear plates clanking.

Fuck people like that make me mad. You're at a gym, not a library.

 

[DrinkFlintWater]

I hate all the gyms I go to.
I need a place of my own.
I like working out til i collapse in my pond of my own sweat.
I use to be able to do that.
Now its frowned upon.
Gyms these days are soft.
@kap73 has inspired to build the creation im working on now...my own dungeon of iron and metal(music)

 

[Test_Subject]

I hate all the gyms I go to.
I need a place of my own.
I like working out til i collapse in my pond of my own sweat.
I use to be able to do that.
Now its frowned upon.
Gyms these days are soft.
@kap73 has inspired to build the creation im working on now...my own dungeon of iron and metal(music)

I'm moving soon and the new house has a huge basement. Already got the go-ahead from the Mrs. to put in a power rack

 

[Leancuisine]

The question is easy : what kind of person are you in the gym ? on cycle and off cycle?



Let me start :

I am the worst douchebag in the gym,I make fun of people, I take some videos of them specially if the do the exercise wrong, bully the ones who are in the squat rack and in the bench press by throwing my swag squat shoes next to them and my belt to let them know I am here so they better gtfo lol. When I deadlift specially when it is light i throw the barbell like a madafa***. I remember once a milf came and told me to manage myself and the weight and If i cant deadlift properly I should decrease the weight. I was so pissed that I told her if she does not want to hear the symphonic noise of my 585 pounds she can go to any retirement community for grannies. Then I saw her talking but I am going to be honest with you I put my headphones and I ignored her while having a great smile on my face.

But guys do not blame me I have a good heart deep inside lol

You know, you can't rip a massive paragraph of text straight from the douche bag handbook and then tag "I have a good heart deep down inside" at the end.

I don't care if people mind their own business, but if you are going to spend your time and energy taking a video of someone doing something wrong, and make fun of them instead of helping them, or keeping the fuck to yourself, I would kick you out of my gym. Your $20/mo I would lose isn't worth dealing with your presence.

I may not deadlift as much as you, I fractured my hip in an IED explosion, and then broke it again during an airborne jump, but me being weaker than you doesn't justify your right to plop your squat shoes in my area and "take over."

You may take more juice and lift more weight, but I've done a hell of a lot more violent things than that. And I would not take kindly to your douche fucking attitude.

 

[4Drago]

You know, you can't rip a massive paragraph of text straight from the douche bag handbook and then tag "I have a good heart deep down inside" at the end.

I don't care if people mind their own business, but if you are going to spend your time and energy taking a video of someone doing something wrong, and make fun of them instead of helping them, or keeping the fuck to yourself, I would kick you out of my gym. Your $20/mo I would lose isn't worth dealing with your presence.

I may not deadlift as much as you, I fractured my hip in an IED explosion, and then broke it again during an airborne jump, but me being weaker than you doesn't justify your right to plop your squat shoes in my area and "take over."

You may take more juice and lift more weight, but I've done a hell of a lot more violent things than that. And I would not take kindly to your douche fucking attitude.

Ditto on that...hell ya!!

 

[TrouDuQ]

Lean cuisine much respect for what you have done and what you will do really. That's the real me talkIng.

But as you said I deadlift more than you do show more respect and I promise I will show you how to deadlift properly So far I have done 2 small cycles . That's the douche me

 

[Urrsher]

You know, you can't rip a massive paragraph of text straight from the douche bag handbook and then tag "I have a good heart deep down inside" at the end.

I don't care if people mind their own business, but if you are going to spend your time and energy taking a video of someone doing something wrong, and make fun of them instead of helping them, or keeping the fuck to yourself, I would kick you out of my gym. Your $20/mo I would lose isn't worth dealing with your presence.

I may not deadlift as much as you, I fractured my hip in an IED explosion, and then broke it again during an airborne jump, but me being weaker than you doesn't justify your right to plop your squat shoes in my area and "take over."

You may take more juice and lift more weight, but I've done a hell of a lot more violent things than that. And I would not take kindly to your douche fucking attitude.

Read that and it fucked up my mood once. I fucking love the gym for actually working out not to make fun of people...

Edit: lemme go take my adex