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Rejects. That's exactly right. Which is why those fucktards don't know any gym code. I get up from the flat bench(literally just a bench) between sets and some fat fuck takes the bench. Some chick takes over a half hour doing standing calf raises on one of three Smith machines(there are no barbells remember). Another dude was on another Smith machine for the entire time I was there. He was TEXTING! FUCK! So ya. Good luck with that bench press, military press, squats, incline bench, barbell curl and anything else that you need a barbell for. Hope your OK with an angled Smith machine. Wtf?
 
Rejects. That's exactly right. Which is why those fucktards don't know any gym code. I get up from the flat bench(literally just a bench) between sets and some fat fuck takes the bench. Some chick takes over a half hour doing standing calf raises on one of three Smith machines(there are no barbells remember). Another dude was on another Smith machine for the entire time I was there. He was TEXTING! FUCK! So ya. Good luck with that bench press, military press, squats, incline bench, barbell curl and anything else that you need a barbell for. Hope your OK with an angled Smith machine. Wtf?

Sounds like my gym. But you forgot about the guy that overloads the bench press and just sits there so everyone can see. Dude did this today for over an hour.
 
I hate that bullshit.
I go to my gym get a bench and have like 15 mother fuckers asking me for it....
God damn sit your ass down and let Tyrone be Tyrone.
Same shit with the Squat rack we only have one I'm squatting and shit and mid squat I get an asshole asking me how many sets I got left because he really needs it for those heavy sets of Barbell curls.
I swear Ima drop kick a nigga and shit on his chest.
 
I hate that bullshit.
I go to my gym get a bench and have like 15 mother fuckers asking me for it....
God damn sit your ass down and let Tyrone be Tyrone.
Same shit with the Squat rack we only have one I'm squatting and shit and mid squat I get an asshole asking me how many sets I got left because he really needs it for those heavy sets of Barbell curls.
I swear Ima drop kick a nigga and shit on his chest.

Dude you gotta go to the gym with @mghoward74 then. We were working chest one day and the gym was packed as fuck. We were waiting for the incline and this decent sized dude had three sets of weights and no workout towel just hogging the bench with no etiquette. Mg was super respectful at first, then he lost his shit. Got in this dudes face and yelled at him like a drill instructor, told him to to get a fucking towel and pick up his shit. He punked the dude like Ive never seen before in front of the whole gym. Mg is a big dude so homeboy packed his shit and moved on, never seen him since.
 
Dude you gotta go to the gym with @mghoward74 then. We were working chest one day and the gym was packed as fuck. We were waiting for the incline and this decent sized dude had three sets of weights and no workout towel just hogging the bench with no etiquette. Mg was super respectful at first, then he lost his shit. Got in this dudes face and yelled at him like a drill instructor, told him to to get a fucking towel and pick up his shit. He punked the dude like Ive never seen before in front of the whole gym. Mg is a big dude so homeboy packed his shit and moved on, never seen him since.
Ohhh I wish I was there to see that...would been one epic show
 
Dude you gotta go to the gym with @mghoward74 then. We were working chest one day and the gym was packed as fuck. We were waiting for the incline and this decent sized dude had three sets of weights and no workout towel just hogging the bench with no etiquette. Mg was super respectful at first, then he lost his shit. Got in this dudes face and yelled at him like a drill instructor, told him to to get a fucking towel and pick up his shit. He punked the dude like Ive never seen before in front of the whole gym. Mg is a big dude so homeboy packed his shit and moved on, never seen him since.
That's sounds scary as fuck.
I would of probably shat myself too :o
 
These fucks that try to use three machines at once. This fuck at the gym loaded the high, mid, and low row machines trying to do some superman shit. Inconsiderate fucker. Oh and these old out of shape fucks in the locker room that walk around and talk to each other naked, you walk around a corner and boom, you almost get slapped by a cock. PUT A FUCKING TOWEL ON!!!
 
These fucks that try to use three machines at once. This fuck at the gym loaded the high, mid, and low row machines trying to do some superman shit. Inconsiderate fucker. Oh and these old out of shape fucks in the locker room that walk around and talk to each other naked, you walk around a corner and boom, you almost get slapped by a cock. PUT A FUCKING TOWEL ON!!!

Ur just jealous U don't have old man balls that drag on the floor
 
When you're at a family fun park and your 6 yo son is excited and apparently gets in front of this large woman (excuse my politeness, I'm trying to be more tolerant) in the line for the slide. She gets all fucking uppity and I have to bite my lip, the whole time thinking he probably wanted to get in before you got your fat ass stuck...
 
Oh yeah, when you're trying to be a better person by being more patient, tolerant and generally more polite and people continually show you why you usually don't bother with niceties
 
How about the skinny fucker that walks around the gym with his 12 inch arms flared out like he has huge lats and posing in the mirror. I wanna say " dude you weigh 145 lbs same as me......when i was 12" now go eat something you skinny fuck and stop posing, you embarrassing yourself!!!!
 
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