What Pisses me off Page

[MindlessWork]

I go on medical calls all the time to poorer peoples houses. Dare I say....those with their hands out for government assistance even though they are able bodied.
When I walk in and there is a weeks dishes in the sink, floors are sticky from soda, dog crap on the floors (yes I am not kidding), and the occupants say something lame like "I haven't had a chance to clean today!!!! I just get so fucking pissed off. Damn it...its my taxes you are living on.
Like seriously...a bar of soap costs next to nothing or hell steal some from McDonalds. I do know ya go there from all the bags around your recliner.
Worse is there are always kids having to live with their parents filth.
Come on people break the cycle and take a tiny bit of pride in yourselves

That pisses me off too when I see people buying junk food with foodstamps

 

[fightingfires]

went to the movies.....and before it began I made sure to put my phone on silent.
Fucking half way through the movie a phone starts ringing. I turn and give "the stare".
a dozen people look at their phones and yet it still keeps ringing....bastards.
Suddenly I realize that when I put it in my pocket I must of hit volume....stupid phone was mine. Damn it...I was so pissed off at me

 

[redrum720]

That pisses me off too when I see people buying junk food with foodstamps

Wow Is that even possible

 

[fightingfires]

or selling foodstamps at a huge loss just so they have the cash to buy drugs or booze

 

[MindlessWork]

went to the movies.....and before it began I made sure to put my phone on silent.
Fucking half way through the movie a phone starts ringing. I turn and give "the stare".
a dozen people look at their phones and yet it still keeps ringing....bastards.
Suddenly I realize that when I put it in my pocket I must of hit volume....stupid phone was mine. Damn it...I was so pissed off at me

LMAO, one of those "Duh!" moments and yes sometimes you get pissed off at yourself too

 

[Oregongearhead]

That pisses me off too when I see people buying junk food with foodstamps

 

[fightingfires]

that woman seriously needs some extra wheels on that to keep from tipping. God help us if she sees a smartie on the floor and goes to reach for it

 

[MindlessWork]

that woman seriously needs some extra wheels on that to keep from tipping. God help us if she sees a smartie on the floor and goes to reach for it

LOL I bet that's in Walmart of all places

 

[Mr.B66]

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This is one of my pet peeves!! I go out of my way to be respectful of everybody i cross paths with on a daily bases, BUT!!seeing someone that had such little respect for themselves that they become this disgustingly obese, well i dont see why i should respect them either!!

 

[Oregongearhead]

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This young woman is a perfect example of the "Walmart Beluga" , a new breed we started seeing 20 years ago (when Walmart added the carts) and there is now several generations of them . And they get younger and bigger every year . If you know a young woman or male that seems to be headed in that direction , intervene . Before they are allowed to fully morph ....

 

[Oregongearhead]

 

[alphastrength50]

man the other day i peed all over my leg while taking a shit because my dick is so small. i fucking forgot to hold my dick down because i was sleep deprived.... fuck man my leg was warm so that woke me up but i was drenched in my pee pee man....

 

[Saluki]

That felling when you get aqua velva on your nut sack...

I have to stop shaving butt ass naked.

When I forgot to wash my hands after rubbing my knees with Ben Gay and then taking a piss at the urinal.

 

[Mr.B66]

When I forgot to wash my hands after rubbing my knees with Ben Gay and then taking a piss at the urinal.

Yup, i know what you mean ive done that many times after rubbing tiger balm on my shoulders!!! It will get your attention thats for sure[emoji5]️

 

[MindlessWork]

Spilling iodine on your ballz...yikes!

 

[Ozzy619]

man the other day i peed all over my leg while taking a shit because my dick is so small. i fucking forgot to hold my dick down because i was sleep deprived.... fuck man my leg was warm so that woke me up but i was drenched in my pee pee man....

Just feel lucky that you dick doesnt hit the toilet water, that too will wake you up, plus its fucking dirty toilet on the dick.

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Spilling iodine on your ballz...yikes!

I heard of people doing that to get erections. Not even kidding.
I think they call it painting or some shit.

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Just feel lucky that you dick doesnt hit the toilet water, that too will wake you up, plus its fucking dirty toilet on the dick.

I'm jealous...

 

[Ozzy619]

When I forgot to wash my hands after rubbing my knees with Ben Gay and then taking a piss at the urinal.

Ive done that with capsaicin cream

I'm jealous...

Well to be completely honest I might have been over embellishing a tiny bit. It only happens with morning wood. My wife caught me pissing in the shower one morning so now I have to try and sit to piss with wood.

 

[strongsafety41]

Seeing young scrawny guys come in the gym and grab 55lbs to do hammer curls with piss poor form. What pisses me off even more is seeing older guys who should know better doing the same damn thing!