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i know this is hella judgemental, and the dude probably has a reason for it (injury or something)

but theres this big shot at my gym, who walks around like he is the fuckin man, constantly flexing doing the bro walk... he's a lot older, he's got some fair shoulders on him, but the cunt NEVER trains legs. I'm sure he's injured or something, but its hard to take him seriously when he's giving the bro-down but has legs that look like fingers. he also does the strangest work outs I've ever seen, like he's making shit up, but gets so fired up when he does them..

its a really confusing inner conflict when you wanna kiss someone on the forehead to comfort them because they are clearly insecure beyond repair, but at the same time wanna burn their eyelids off to bring them down a notch..

hmm
 
oh and everyone knows this too well



IF IM DRIVING AND NOTICE YOU PULLING OUT OF A SIDE STREET WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A WHILE, ILL SLOW DOWN TO BE A NICE GUY AND LET YOUR CAR INFRONT OF MINE, WAVE TO SAY THANK YOU. IF YOU DO NOT I WILL TREN OUT ON YOU
 
I've got this Asian dude at my gym who is a natural bb. While the dude is quite strong he comes to the gym loads up the bar with 3 or more plates and gets at it. No warm up, just straight to 3 plates or more. Doesn't matter if he's squatting, deadlifting, or benching no warmups. Shit is kind of irritating tbh. I'm waiting for this guy to walk out limping or holding his shoulder.
 
I've got this Asian dude at my gym who is a natural bb. While the dude is quite strong he comes to the gym loads up the bar with 3 or more plates and gets at it. No warm up, just straight to 3 plates or more. Doesn't matter if he's squatting, deadlifting, or benching no warmups. Shit is kind of irritating tbh. I'm waiting for this guy to walk out limping or holding his shoulder.
haha im guilty of this on chest day :(
 
I've got this Asian dude at my gym who is a natural bb. While the dude is quite strong he comes to the gym loads up the bar with 3 or more plates and gets at it. No warm up, just straight to 3 plates or more. Doesn't matter if he's squatting, deadlifting, or benching no warmups. Shit is kind of irritating tbh. I'm waiting for this guy to walk out limping or holding his shoulder.
He wont be able to do that shit when he gets older lol. He will be limping the next time you see him or hell you might even get to see him limp out of the gym WHEN an not if he does it, because it will happen if hes not warming up smh.
 
I've got this Asian dude at my gym who is a natural bb. While the dude is quite strong he comes to the gym loads up the bar with 3 or more plates and gets at it. No warm up, just straight to 3 plates or more. Doesn't matter if he's squatting, deadlifting, or benching no warmups. Shit is kind of irritating tbh. I'm waiting for this guy to walk out limping or holding his shoulder.

I do the same thing basically. Didn't know it pissed people off. :eek:
 
that I am so weak with sexual selection...

When someone cuts me off and I want to rip his head off...then I pull up and its a hot chick...my testosterone kicks in and I automatically am nice to her just because of the pussy. Oddly fat and ugly women don't seem to have the same effect on me.
Damn I wish I wasnt so weak in that regard
 
oh and just to add.....fucking stores that advertise a great deal and you get there very first thing in the morning and they say "we just sold the last one" Bullshit.....you know damn well they only had 1 or 2 in the store to begin with just to sucker you into walking in.
 
I've got this Asian dude at my gym who is a natural bb. While the dude is quite strong he comes to the gym loads up the bar with 3 or more plates and gets at it. No warm up, just straight to 3 plates or more. Doesn't matter if he's squatting, deadlifting, or benching no warmups. Shit is kind of irritating tbh. I'm waiting for this guy to walk out limping or holding his shoulder.

I didnt know asian and natural bb fit into the same sentence lol all the asian dudes at my gym are damn small and on the weak side
 
oh and just to add.....fucking stores that advertise a great deal and you get there very first thing in the morning and they say "we just sold the last one" Bullshit.....you know damn well they only had 1 or 2 in the store to begin with just to sucker you into walking in.

The vons by my pad just had huge chicken breasts for .44 cents a pound. My freezer is full for 20 bucks.
 
I didnt know asian and natural bb fit into the same sentence lol all the asian dudes at my gym are damn small and on the weak side
There are a couple Asian guys at my gym who do lift and look darn decent though, so not all are DYEL's.
 
Children who stumble onto Meso and decide that its easy to act tough behind the keyboard. Calling out WKMs for things BEFORE they themselves have even posted one single thing that is beneficial to anyone!
 
This dude at my gym is about 6'5 and thin. No ass kind of dude. He will stand outside smoking a cigarette before he comes leisurely strolling into the gym wearing Sandler and shorts that are falling past his ass. Yesterday I'm doing pull downs I look up and wham his ass hanging out. I was in horror thinking is this dude for real?
 
this guy came up to me today and approached me while i was MID FUCKING SET. He started to talk and i just kept going and he said "ill let you finish".. fuck it was awkward, he just stood there staring at me until i was finished. Then he introduces himself, i say hello tell him my name etc, he then proceeds to tell me that he saw me arrive on my bike, told me about his interest in bikes and cars etc and that he's having a birthday party really soon and wanted to invite me and my friends......?! I've never met this dude. ever! he then pulled out his phone and asked for my number. i couldn't believe what was going on i thought i was being pranked. i don't give my number to strangers, he SEEMED OFFENDED BY THIS, so i gave him a fake email address, he shook my hand and walked away.. was such a bizarre experience.

moral of the story, don't talk to someone while they are training. asking for advice on a certain exercise or something is fine, but not some random chit chat. no way.
 
this guy came up to me today and approached me while i was MID FUCKING SET. He started to talk and i just kept going and he said "ill let you finish".. fuck it was awkward, he just stood there staring at me until i was finished. Then he introduces himself, i say hello tell him my name etc, he then proceeds to tell me that he saw me arrive on my bike, told me about his interest in bikes and cars etc and that he's having a birthday party really soon and wanted to invite me and my friends......?! I've never met this dude. ever! he then pulled out his phone and asked for my number. i couldn't believe what was going on i thought i was being pranked. i don't give my number to strangers, he SEEMED OFFENDED BY THIS, so i gave him a fake email address, he shook my hand and walked away.. was such a bizarre experience.

moral of the story, don't talk to someone while they are training. asking for advice on a certain exercise or something is fine, but not some random chit chat. no way.

Is that you in your profile pic? I have a few 81 friends, get my ink done in their dago shop. You would be suprised of all the hang arounds and dick riders that show up. Alot of guys really look up to that lifestyle but will never have what it takes. He pry thought you were cool as shit and wants a biker bud so he can look like a bad ass.
 
This dude at my gym is about 6'5 and thin. No ass kind of dude. He will stand outside smoking a cigarette before he comes leisurely strolling into the gym wearing Sandler and shorts that are falling past his ass. Yesterday I'm doing pull downs I look up and wham his ass hanging out. I was in horror thinking is this dude for real?

Ive never understood why dudes smoke outside right before working out
 
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