Yea I recall my dad telling me how he used to like it cold too when he was young and strong. And now I am him...
But I flashing back to working on a golf course in some oddball other life. It was 430 am on a brisk saturday morning still all dark of course. Going in to scour that snack grill fridge and stacking some ham and cheese together.. LOL But then RIGHT BACK OUTSIDE AND UP ON THAT EQUIPMENT RUNNING IT WITH LIGHTS ON SHIT FUCK SHIT... I mean, 30 degrees out, and you can still mow greens and tee boxes without injuring the burmuda grass if humidity is right.. FUCK!! And what about the mornings it was so fuckin cold 15 degrees that all you could do was stand there in that metal barn and SHAKE...
Another hit off the coke can bong sum-O-DAT nasty RONALD REAGAN DIESEL FUEL Burn SCAVENGED WEED... , two pairs of pants, nice jackets, MAYBE a HAT. And back on that four wheeler to haul ass over to #4 to hang in the dark... And creating quite a WIND CHILL ALL THE WAY THERE..
$4.25/hr I think they called it...!
You want to see a fucked up sight.? LET ME PULL PAINT BRUSH - HERE - !!! Watch a MOFO walkin a four wheeler and @35MPH / IN THE DARK / CENTER FAIRWAY / PAR 5 / HEADLIGHT POINTING TO MOON / One
finger on the throttle
thumb-LEVER/ And the other hand wavin at yer arse ALL AT THE SAME TIME and its 22 Fuckin DEGREES... Hes howling at the moon with a LIT CIGARETTE SPARKING IN THE COLD AIR LIKE FIRE FROM A DEMONS MOUTH - and looking over at ya with devil eyes and a shit eatin grin..... Fuck...! And he only sets the front wheels down if and WHEN he wants..!!!
Come to think. he could have probably pulled a secret trigger and just launched to space at any given moment.. They have been on me for a while indeed...!!
DAMN....! Its no wonder I am Krazy as FUCK..!!! And I am here to tell ya - DEEZ PEOPLE EXIST...!
Ahhh The Good ol Dayz
Winter.. fuck winter so cold