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What pisses me off..

My gf overcooking my chicken and steak.
faggots leaving all the weights on the bar
underdosed dbol
pulling out/wearing condoms
 
What pisses me off..

My gf overcooking my chicken and steak.
faggots leaving all the weights on the bar
underdosed dbol
pulling out/wearing condoms

Fuck condoms. At least when you pull out you can try and shoot it to the face. On good days I can condition the hair.
 
Haha i havent pulled out in years...probably why i got three kids lol....but def dont blow in my girls face or hair...i got too much respect for her...but back in the single days it was hella funny to aim high haha
 
I haven't wore condoms since i was in highschool but i always hated them because i had no feeling and they'd break anyway.

Pulling out sucks. Who want's to waist the best part of sex (the nut) pulling out of a warm puss puss? When u nut in ur girl u don't have to clean up..u just lay there and watch her grab a towel then run to the bathroom.
 
lmao yeah, but i just don't feel like moving for a good 10mins and she'll just throw something at me to clean up the pecker.
 
Haha i havent pulled out in years...probably why i got three kids lol....but def dont blow in my girls face or hair...i got too much respect for her...but back in the single days it was hella funny to aim high haha

My wife makes me pull out now cause shes pregnant and thinks my sperm will induce labor lol after some shit she read online.
 
great thread. When im starving and my blood sugar level is dropping an going to eat somewhere with a friend and we finally decide on a place just for them to start suggesting other places. And now i cant fucking decide.
 
Can't believe everything thats online. Lol tell her you read online it gives thw baby extra vitamins [emoji6]

Haha I told her I wanted to high five him today and got a cold glare. Im lucky to get it in at all lately, she says it hurts too bad so Ive been getting nothing but bjs.
 
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