Who has a friend like this?

[mudbutt22]

The other day he just said his squat was weak and he could only do 265 for a 20 rep set. I said that ain't weak dude you're retarded. There is no way in hell you're hitting depth. "Oh yeah i go all the way to parallel." Then film it and prove it fuckface. It would be nice if he lived by me because a little humbling would really help the guy out. I can just picture his bullshit quarter rep squats in my head and it pisses me off.

Squatting is fucking hard- you can't suck at it and hit 265 for 20 sorry dickhead.

He also used to squat 480 in high school. If I had a dollar for every pound someone fabricated from "when they were in high school" I'd be a fucking millionaire.

I've started calling him on his bullshit but it's not working.

Normally this would not bother me at all but it is constant with this dude.

Like trukk said he hasn't put in the time or the sweat. When he tells people shit like that they think it must be easy. I can't tell you how many people think a 500lb squat isn't that much.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

The other day he just said his squat was weak and he could only do 265 for a 20 rep set. I said that ain't weak dude you're retarded. There is no way in hell you're hitting depth. "Oh yeah i go all the way to parallel." Then film it and prove it fuckface. It would be nice if he lived by me because a little humbling would really help the guy out. I can just picture his bullshit quarter rep squats in my head and it pisses me off.

Squatting is fucking hard- you can't suck at it and hit 265 for 20 sorry dickhead.

He also used to squat 480 in high school. If I had a dollar for every pound someone fabricated from "when they were in high school" I'd be a fucking millionaire.

I've started calling him on his bullshit but it's not working.

Normally this would not bother me at all but it is constant with this dude.

Like trukk said he hasn't put in the time or the sweat. When he tells people shit like that they think it must be easy. I can't tell you how many people think a 500lb squat isn't that much.

Get more violent with your attitude. Cant go tip towing thru the backfield!
Fuck his wife. Get her on vid going A2M then make a GIF outta it. Then send it to him
You playin to win or what?

 

[Hotrods12]

My buddy Matt is the same way, lies about how much he can lift or all the gear he is running but funny thing is every time we workout together he can never lift what he says he can. Oh its low carb week or ive been sick or some bullshit lol and he looks the same year after year. I finally had enough of his shit and told him bro whats the point in lying if you cant lift it than you cant lift it or if you not even on gear why lie. His responds with another lie oh well. You can always see though someones bullshit. I honestly dont lie about shit.

 

[Meridius]

Low self esteem. Only a reality smack and good advice will help. Like ripping a bandage off that needs replaced. Had a cousin just like this. If you care about him, keep his feet down to earth.

 

[outkicked1]

First off i want to preface this by saying there is absolutely nothing wrong with being proud if the way you look. Its great to he confident in your body regardless of what it looks like.

Anyway i have this friend who is constantly bragging about how big he is and how much he can lift. He always brags about how much he can curl, or leg press all the stupid shit no one goves a fuck about. He always squats well above parrallel becaise the right way is "bad for your knees." Now I dont lift with him so I've always been encouraging to the guy. Ive never called him on his bullshit because I never want to discourage anyone from the gym.

Today he sent a pic saying look at what I curled today and that hes bigger than me. No skin off my back, but the reality is he's a typical fat fuck who thinks hes big (doesnt matter but im pretty positive my measurements are better than his, even with his fat and even though im shorter)

This dude is in serious need of a reality check. Should i just be a dick like I want to be or tell him another way? I would invite him to the gym and show him the proper way to lift but he lives out of state.

Yep, I have a friend just like this. He actually called himself "The ultimate human being"

He constantly shows his biceps asking if they have gotten bigger. He thinks every female wants him.

The crazy part is he is 6'2" and weighs like 160 lbs. He is cut, but just thinks he's awesome. He benches like 160. He's a cool dude, but it gets old.