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The straight up nastiness of a butthole has always turned me on. Just one of those things when I have a bad bitch in the bedroom is like "wow let me tongue dart that poop shooter".

No but seriously, I love asscheeks and everything in between *literally.

But this one time.
I politely asked my ex if I could eat that ass.
She accepted.
The ass munching began.
Then the burning sensation down my throat and in my lungs.
Then the taste of actual shit.
The bitch had fucking farted maybe seconds before and didn't warn me.
I tasted shit for 8 hours.
Googled the dangers of Inhaling fecal matter.
THE BITCH SAW MY SEARCH HISTORY.
It's not all fun and games when your eating ass.
Take my warning.
 
ill share a pretty bad one for me
yep it involves shit
i shared this on another thread about fucking asshole with cocaine in her ass and on my cock

well if you know coke has a numbing effect.

guess it got pretty deep in her and yep i pulled my cock out and shit came out EVERYWHERE.

i dont do anal anymore.
 
That's pretty fucking disgusting
But in guessing coke is still ok?
tengtren said:
ill share a pretty bad one for me
yep it involves shit
i shared this on another thread about fucking asshole with cocaine in her ass and on my cock

well if you know coke has a numbing effect.

guess it got pretty deep in her and yep i pulled my cock out and shit came out EVERYWHERE.

i dont do anal anymore.
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Isn’t inhaling shit fumes the go to drug among kids in poor countries, they even thought kids were doing it here but it was a hoax. Jenken or something, fermented urine and poop in a jar lol
 
When I was young and dumb I was at a party. This was a party with all grenedes, the type you don't ever tell anyone you were around. Anyways after getting insanely drunk I hooked up with this girl. We were having sex and I went down on her, instantly it tasted wrong, like sour. I stopped and went back to sex, I was so hammered I ended up passing out shortly after.
The next day was a holiday and my family and I were going somewhere that required a few hour drive. I was hungover but the worst part was everytime I breathed I could smell that stank ass pussy. I literally had to fight throwing up for hours with every breath I took. It lasted all day! I ended up running into that girl twice over the years and couldn't even look at her let alone talk to her.
 
Well keeping inline with the theme, here is one of my grossest ones.

Was working in Northern Cali, at the bar and picked up this chick. Was wanting to take her back to the hotel room but my roommate was asleep in the room so that wasn't going to work. I had the keys to the crew van and decided that would be a good place for the deed. I am fucking the shit out of her and getting close and she starts gushing and I mean gushing....running down my legs all over the place. This is when I can smell it and what a fucking nasty smell it was. I was thinking I was going to puke, but I was so close to finishing that I more or less held my breath and finished what I set out to do. I kicked her out of the van ran back to my hotel room and took a 45 minute shower scrubbing the stench off me as best I could. In the morning I guess I forgot to lock the doors so the crew was already trying to load up in the van. When I come.around the corner they are all standing outside some puking all over the parking lot telling me about the stink. I start laughing and open the door and man was it nasty. Look at the seat and see the big soaked stain emitting he most nastiest of smells. We ripped the seat out and left it inthe parking lot, rolled down windows and went to work. We had a bit of damage to pay for lol.....
 
With anal in play there's bound to be some shit eventually. That's no biggie.

Worst sex story,
I'm fucking this chick, she's already bitching about it hurting, bla bla .

We switch to doggie style, I ain't done til I've hit it from the back.

This inexperienced hefer arches her back, THE WRONG WAY! THE WRONG FUCKING WAY I TELL YA! she looks like a fucking parabola!

It grossed me the fuck out . I quit talking to her shortly after.
 
On a church camp trip I was dating the youth pastors daughter and we were driving to another city for this trip with the rest of the youth group, we rode in a white 8 or 11 seater van. Her dad was driving and me and her were in the very back, when it got dark and Everyone was sleeping she sucked my dick while her dad was driving, and her two brothers were in the first seats

Didn't finish , she was very quiet with her little vacuum mouth
 
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