Juice n Goose
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Sir! Yessir!!It's hard to beat that Code Red man! Unless you doctor up your Mountain Dew w a shot or two of crown...now you're talking!
Goose
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Sir! Yessir!!It's hard to beat that Code Red man! Unless you doctor up your Mountain Dew w a shot or two of crown...now you're talking!
AHHH Yes MRAPS,hescos,beehives and wash all that crap down with MOAC and ripits!! and 3 packs of luckystrikes a day(lost that habit!!) Damn Bro ALMOST making me Mooj-sick. Not quite but close!!
Was it just me or was the Af a beautiful country except all those people needing a bullet?
Someday Ill go back there ,drink a bottle of castor oilGoose and shit all over it!! Did you know they are trying to do away with energy drinks in the Military?
Id shoot the first Motherf***ER who tried to take my MOAC OR ripits!!
Goose
Is pep trusted and g2g ??
yeah like tatoos that must be small enough to cover with the palm of your hand. MUST have a clear line of sight to an ARMED aggressor to fire ones weapons!!! smoke-free crap(includes dip soon) taxed alcohol and tobacco at the exchange. Gotta admit the forests as one approaches the Paki border along the Hindu-Kush mountains is awesome! that MOAC(mother of all coffee is coffee with 4 double espresso shots.great for energy but they wanna cut ripits cause we dont drink enough water they say(sounds like shades of Desert Shield/Storm with the forced hydrationHell yeah man ripits pretty much kept us alive. The Stan was a nice place especially up in the mountains on a nice clear day, sure you freeze your ass off at night but the days we're good.
Fuck whoever is trying to get ride of the energy drinks. What's next the porn and cigs. II was actually talking to a guy and he was telling me how PC the military has gotten, makes me sick. Fat privates making eo complaints for calling them fat and stressing them out. I mean what the hell do you expect, your in the infantry, your going to be stressed out. It's crazy how much has changed in the short time I've been out. But anyways I guess I got a little off topic, but yeah ripits we're the shit.
DONT DEEEEEEEEEEEEEW it Man!!!!! IM just sayin',whatever you do do... dont knock my DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW.Don't ever knock the DEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW![]()
Does a fat baby fart?!!! HHAH!! What?! well they DO!
Heeeeell yeeeaaah!
Lemme try something out my littlest girl might like:" g to the 2 to the g scuba steeeve!!"
Sh*t now I just made here rolleyes at me!!! Shes a 'tween..makes me drop her off 2 blocks from school so no one sees the "Daddy-Mobile!" I like my Dodge Ram!!(says the shotgun rack scares off the boys)...AW Shucks wouldnt wanna do THAT! Told me in her best Mooj voice"you Beddy,Beddy Bad Dad Man.You buy shlurppee NOW ..99 cent" HAHAHA! "where'd she learn that stuff?!"(asks the PO'd wifey)
Sure hope she goes back to thinking I could rope the Moon and pull it down for ONLY her someday!!!!
Whoaaa way off-topic. ill pull my crap together now:
Why Yes scubasteve...surveys indicate an overwhelming concurrence that PEP gear is preferred by 9.996 out of the TEN Juice Jockeys who've taken the Smart Step and made a fiduciary donation to the PEP Foundation for the enhancement of qualitative,biometric function in species H.Sapiens(.004% statistical variation)
Goose
^^^^^ wut?
Ha sorry fellas..a little too much time to myself tonight
You know what MesoPEPRep? I Love talking to these Gear Gorillas. Its like having a second family of people you can just cut loose with and have proper fun.Damn Goose, I love reading your posts!
