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Lol. He told me he was even going out of his way to be quiet because he didn't want to get kicked out. They still ended up kicking him out for "bodybuilding behavior" because of the water jug. Lol. I wasn't even mad when I heard that, I thought it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Ha.

"Sir, you water jug is intimidating the other customers. You need to leave."

I cant imagine being a fully formed adult and actually like...going up to one of the employees and saying

"the way that man likes to drink his water makes me uncomfortable"

Hahah
 
PF is worthless not even good for a beginner. No squat racks, no benches no bars, DB's to 70 lbs LOL wtf that place is the anti strength
 
My daughters go to PF and use the treadmills. I gave them the warning that under no circumstances are they to go over 3.0 miles per hour. I don't want them loosing their membership for something like wanting to get in shape!
 
PF is worthless not even good for a beginner. No squat racks, no benches no bars, DB's to 70 lbs LOL wtf that place is the anti strength
They are about making money and they are doing well.....how are the hard core gyms in yur area doing son????

let me guess they do not exist anymore and have not for a decade or more.

Business is business son. welcome to reality.
 
They are about making money and they are doing well.....how are the hard core gyms in yur area doing son????

let me guess they do not exist anymore and have not for a decade or more.

Business is business son. welcome to reality.
Welcome to reality??? NO. Welcome to the WARHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
They are about making money and they are doing well.....how are the hard core gyms in yur area doing son????

let me guess they do not exist anymore and have not for a decade or more.

Business is business son. welcome to reality.

Maybe that's because the world is full of pussies, and with your propaganda, basically saying 'it is what it is" you are allowing and condoning such pussification.
Organizations like this should be called out. I bet the attrition rate at places like PF is extremely high, as the members there are not actually committed to physical fitness, as proved by the feeding of pizza and candy before, during, and after exercise. Where as the members at your "hardcore" or lifter/bb friendlier gyms probably have a much lower attrition rate, seeing as real results take years. Argo its actually not a suited business model for longevity.
 
I hate planet fitness, but their business model is genius. Market to people who will never actually use the gym and make the membership so cheap they won't cancel it because they might go someday.

They never have to worry about selling so many memberships that the gym is overcrowded because 95% of the people who have a membership never step foot in the gym.
 
Well I did the unforgivable this week. My gym's weekend hours were pissing me off so I went to planet and signed up for a secondary gym membership. I'm so ashamed.

Seriously though it's 20 bucks a month for the membership and unlimited tanning. You can't really get the tanning by itself for that. The one by me isn't terrible for cardio and and a light workout here and there, but holy shit I got a lot of dirty looks.
 
Well I did the unforgivable this week. My gym's weekend hours were kissing me off so I went to planet and signed up for a secondary gym membership. I'm so ashamed.

Seriously though it's 20 bucks a month for the membership and unlimited tanning. You can't really get the tanning by itself for that. The one by me isn't terrible for cardio and and a light workout here and there, bit holy shit I got a lot of dirty looks.

Free pizza once a week too :) haha
 
It was free bagel morning at pf today. Bulking season still in full effect so I ate 5 bagels and 2 cups of oj. Where I live you couldn't get those bagels and oj for the price of pf membership. I get unlimited massages and all you can eat twice a month. Can't beat that.
 
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