Did Jesus even fucking lift?

Did Jesus even Lift?

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Literally five days ago. Suck on that @Sk8man101 @S.A.M.
The Loch Ness Monster isn’t dead after all

By Ellie Cambridge, The Sun

May 2, 2017 | 3:22pm | Updated


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A Loch Ness Monster sighting from May 1, 2017Northpix
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This is the moment the fabled Loch Ness Monster was “officially” spotted for the first time this year — bringing more than eight months of uncertainty to an end.

Nessie’s official recorder admitted he had been “worried” after a dry spell of sightings meant not one person had claimed to have seen the beast since August last year.

Enthusiasts were so concerned about Nessie that Gary Campbell, the official recorder, revealed he had fielded calls from as far afield as Moscow and California.

But tourist Hayley Johnson on Monday saw a strange, dark shape at dusk in the loch’s Urquhart Bay — said to be a favorite haunt of Nessie.

The 28-year-old, a care assistant from Manchester, England, said: “I couldn’t believe my eyes.”

“I am a really skeptical person. I have never even been to Loch Ness before.”


Hayley Johnson, who photographed the monsterNorthpix
Said Campbell: “I am relieved and delighted with this sighting — and so will the planet!”

“Last year was a record year for the 21st century with eight sightings and then she seemed to have disappeared.”

“Nessie is seen in the winter but she’s much more common in the summer — this is why it was unusual that nothing was seen.”

“The reason for the summer sightings is twofold — there are more people around in the summer, but more importantly, there are much longer daylight hours and the weather tends to be better.”


A Loch Ness Monster sighting from May 1, 2017Northpix
He said 2016 was a “fantastic” year for Nessie sightings — which he put down to the growth of smartphones and webcams.

He added two of the sightings were by webcam, including one from an online watcher in the US.


Gary Campbell, keeper of the Loch Ness Monster Sightings RegisterNorthpix
Campbell said: “It means that there are more people than ever before are looking for Nessie — which would explain the rise in last year’s sightings.”

“In fact, you have to go back to 2000, when there were 11 sightings, for more appearances of Nessie.”

The last previous sighting was on Aug. 21 when Ian Campbell, a government worker from the UK, was cycling along the west side of the loch near Drumnadrochit with his son and a family friend when he saw two creatures in the loch about 33 feet in length just out from the shore.

We should all take a moment to thank baby jesus for this.
 
When you were in prison did you get on your knees for Jesus? Did you like to feel his warm salvation all over your face? I bet you did, didn't cha?
Never been to prison except to give bible studies when I was a practicing Jail and Prison Chaplain. Spent a few months in a jail once and again lead the studies.

So what the fuck are you even getting at ? Because your Q's make o sense in correlation as to what I have written in my opinionated post.

You have no clues and that's why you have spouted out an inane reply / Q's in your post. What you have no idea about is the fact that some years ago I spent more time in the jails n Prisons as a free man with the rights to come and go and to teach scripture as a free man....then I did as a sentenced inmate. Ah haa :)

AND so what, really what does that or my posted opinion of this thread have anything to do with your grasping at straws to try to make someone fell stupid as stupid as your reply. Ha gotta laugh at stupid... get a live kiddo
 
Lets just say for the sake of argument jesus is real, and he is the son of god, savior of humanity.

This fuckin tool doesn't give a shit enough to save a little kid from cancer, or stop them from getting raped, but you think he's gonna get up in arms about someone asking if he lifts? Goddamn, guy must be a real fuckin headcase.
If He saved everyone we would be in a place called heaven. THe posted thread topic is just inane at best and offensive to the average Christian person. Your reply to mine is just as stupid as it makes no sense. If all were saved from the bad and evil it would be paradise, ya think.

The whole thread and even my opinionated reply is stupid at best. But don't we all like to talk shit..... ah ha ha ha Lol
 
Never been to prison except to give bible studies when I was a practicing Jail and Prison Chaplain. Spent a few months in a jail once and again lead the studies.

So what the fuck are you even getting at ? Because your Q's make o sense in correlation as to what I have written in my opinionated post.

You have no clues and that's why you have spouted out an inane reply / Q's in your post. What you have no idea about is the fact that some years ago I spent more time in the jails n Prisons as a free man with the rights to come and go and to teach scripture as a free man....then I did as a sentenced inmate. Ah haa :)

AND so what, really what does that or my posted opinion of this thread have anything to do with your grasping at straws to try to make someone fell stupid as stupid as your reply. Ha gotta laugh at stupid... get a live kiddo

I'm sorry bro, I just thought it was ridiculous the way you got all up in arms about religion on a steroid forum.
I think religion is the biggest problem with the human race. We will never evolve as long as small minded people like yourself still believe in ridiculous gods.

As children we believe in magical things like Santa Claus and the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy, but as we grow older we find out those were just made up. Yet as adults many people still continue to believe in magical things like heaven and hell and Jesus.

My family are descendants of Christian Syrians, and look what your religion is getting them out there right now. Billions of people have been brutally murdered over the span of the human race's existence on this planet in the name of a God that no one has ever seen any fucking proof of.

This planet will not hold us forever and mankind needs to evolve past religion, war, racism, and all the small minded petty bullshit. Mankind needs to focus all of its energy on science to better ourselves. Science is God. Do I believe there's more to life than we know? of course I do. Am I going to spend one minute of my life praying to some God that someone thousands ago of years wrote stories about? Fuck no. I worry about my children's future. When I look at my children, I see the answer to life. they're why am here. They will be all that's left of me when I leave this planet. Religion will be the death of the human race. People like you will be the cause. Now get back on your knees for Jesus and swallow what he has to give you.

I apologize for all you religious people I have offended. Most of my family is religious and I love them. This is just my opinion, and I'm sure most of you will brush me off like an ignorant asshole. I know we all want something to look forward to when we die. So many of us waste time with religion. I choose to waste my time bettering myself, my family, and their future.

I promise not to continue this battle, I just wanted to say what I had to say.
 
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I'm sorry bro, I just thought it was ridiculous the way you got all up in arms about religion on a steroid forum.
I think religion is the biggest problem with the human race. We will never evolve as long as small minded people like yourself still believe in ridiculous gods.

As children we believe in magical things like Santa Claus and the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy, but as we grow older we find out those were just made up. Yet as adults many people still continue to believe in magical things like heaven and hell and Jesus.

My family are descendants of Christian Syrians, and look what your religion is getting them out there right now. Billions of people have been brutally murdered over the span of the human race's existence on this planet in the name of a God that no one has ever seen any fucking proof of.

This planet will not hold us forever and mankind needs to evolve past religion, war, racism, and all the small minded petty bullshit. Mankind needs to focus all of its energy on science to better ourselves. Science is God. Do I believe there's more to life than we know? of course I do. Am I going to spend one minute of my life praying to some God that someone thousands ago of years wrote stories about? Fuck no. I worry about my children's future. When I look at my children, I see the answer to life. they're why am here. They will be all that's left of me when I leave this planet. Religion will be the death of the human race. People like you will be the cause. Now get back on your knees for Jesus and swallow what he has to give you.

I apologize for all you religious people I have offended. Most of my family is religious and I love them. This is just my opinion, and I'm sure most of you will brush me off like an ignorant asshole. I know we all want something to look forward to when we die. So many of us waste time with religion. I choose to waste my time bettering myself, my family, and their future.

I promise not to continue this battle, I just wanted to say what I had to say.

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I'm sorry bro, I just thought it was ridiculous the way you got all up in arms about religion on a steroid forum.
I think religion is the biggest problem with the human race. We will never evolve as long as small minded people like yourself still believe in ridiculous gods.

As children we believe in magical things like Santa Claus and the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy, but as we grow older we find out those were just made up. Yet as adults many people still continue to believe in magical things like heaven and hell and Jesus.

My family are descendants of Christian Syrians, and look what your religion is getting them out there right now. Billions of people have been brutally murdered over the span of the human race's existence on this planet in the name of a God that no one has ever seen any fucking proof of.

This planet will not hold us forever and mankind needs to evolve past religion, war, racism, and all the small minded petty bullshit. Mankind needs to focus all of its energy on science to better ourselves. Science is God. Do I believe there's more to life than we know? of course I do. Am I going to spend one minute of my life praying to some God that someone thousands ago of years wrote stories about? Fuck no. I worry about my children's future. When I look at my children, I see the answer to life. they're why am here. They will be all that's left of me when I leave this planet. Religion will be the death of the human race. People like you will be the cause. Now get back on your knees for Jesus and swallow what he has to give you.

I apologize for all you religious people I have offended. Most of my family is religious and I love them. This is just my opinion, and I'm sure most of you will brush me off like an ignorant asshole. I know we all want something to look forward to when we die. So many of us waste time with religion. I choose to waste my time bettering myself, my family, and their future.

I promise not to continue this battle, I just wanted to say what I had to say.


I will be honest with you. I only got upset because I respect those that believe in such sacred things.

Again truthfully I will tell you that I no longer give studies of scripture. I no longer waist time in church. I no longer pray for this or that. People think that if they pray for things and at the same time believe in His Will be done Ha. A contradiction really. If the believe in Jesus and God the Father well why would they expect Him to just change and do it their way. They get prayer groups together as if God is going to help someone because more people pray. Ah haa so that means that their God might say, well sorry guys you didn't have enough people. Just an example think you get my idea.

Another asshole Tim Tebow prays on the field , so God is going to help him before his opponent, Huh ... a show boat and that's it.

The three Gospels just different stories , the same in reality but seen by 3 different people if true. But those stories are just about principles...true or made up , just principle examples.

I believe that pray is just a calming effect like meditation, that's. People say I'll pray about it and God will tell me.... God told me. Huh You never heard a real voice so the decision came from your own mind that's all. But it did calm you so maybe you could think clearer.

So it's really all about principals and what you believe. Don't get your panties in a wad and say such crap about me because you only know me in this inane argument. Now I like to think it is a discussion.

I really think the Bible is a story book of principals. :) Call them Spiritual if you want. The book even give us the Principals of the Holy Spirit. Well they and many more are just good principals. They all fall under the umbrella of Do unto others as you would want done unto you.

Peace Bro ;)
 
I dare to say Jesus was spiritual was known to have studied in the far East , the church despised him for his radical philosophy a lot more has been edited out of his real teachings but he was fearless probably had high testosterone levels
 
I dare to say Jesus was spiritual was known to have studied in the far East , the church despised him for his radical philosophy a lot more has been edited out of his real teachings but he was fearless probably had high testosterone levels

I shouldn't even address your post but I will. OU didn't pay cloe attention to what I said or the Scriptures if you have ever read them.....

As the story book (bible) tells of Jesus's traveling's and as written miracles it all is all a series of things that represent Good ( Spiritual if you will) principals. If you can't see that or understand that then you have no clue as to what you read.

I did not say that He was spiritual ( I don't think) What is said was the Gospels and what happened as written ( where you believe or not means nothing) are examples of principals.

If you read Gal 5:22-23 stop there. You might understand what it is saying. AND that is to even leave Jesus out of it. That's why I point you to Gal 5:22-23 only . You probably can't understand what it means "above these things there is no law"

I will give you a real simple example if you don't understand " against these things there is no law"
AND I might add AGAIN this has nothing to do with Jesus but only a story of what he did in the ...so called miracles. Ergo called Spiritual Principals or Good principals.
 
As ThE SiCkNeSs was saying he's done with this. I can see he has a good head on his shoulders witch by your begrudged post I think you are uneducated in this subject.
Do you lift and how old are you. You sound as I said uneducated and very young.

Bye :D

Yep IMOP
 
I dare to say Jesus was spiritual was known to have studied in the far East , the church despised him for his radical philosophy a lot more has been edited out of his real teachings but he was fearless probably had high testosterone levels

I didn't think you would have much of a come back... I will reiterate your ignorance to the scriptures and the true meaning and that not being the story of Jesus and it being true or made up.

The trueness of the story has nothing to do with the principals taught or described by the Gospel.

ThE SiCkNeSs is correct in that all the wars are all about religion and it causes these disputes. The entire old Testament is loaded in death, destruction and war al in and about religion which carries thru today as in the middle east.

To you Munky check you info and data before ever disputing my posts... Or be prepared to be humiliated as you have shown your ignorance here with your ridiculous and inane comment to me.
 
Jesus was a wandering hippy agitator. Romans weren't having his bullshit, ended him quick. Jesus did prove to be useful after they slayed him. Roman army was getting spread thin so they pieced together fragments of scripture to suit themselves and used it to control the peasants. Cheaper to make up stories of sky daddy than to post troops all over, perfect.
 
Jesus was a wandering hippy agitator. Romans weren't having his bullshit, ended him quick. Jesus did prove to be useful after they slayed him. Roman army was getting spread thin so they pieced together fragments of scripture to suit themselves and used it to control the peasants. Cheaper to make up stories of sky daddy than to post troops all over, perfect.

This ^^^^ ah haaa :cool:

You sound like a well read man maybe ;) Ya know for all who think the Bible is bunk , Ok not a problem I don't believe it all. But the Proverbs for an example have many meaningful verses. Even if taken out of context some verses are enlightening and will at least help guide many of us to a healthier mental state of being and a life of better integrity if followed.

Peace :cool:

Laugh, that reminds me of the 60's - 70's peace, out :p
 
There are some excellent life principles in the bible, all of which are found in older documents than the bible. The golden rule etc.

Problem that Christians can't even discuss is the majority of shit written in the bible is either ridiculous, irrelevant, or downright immoral and fuking evil.

Do you want examples of each?
 
Sure, this is interesting. Enlighten all of us..... but please tell us of the downright immoral and fvcking evil shit found in the New Testament. I'm always open to learn.
 
OK but first let me ask you why you limit the bible to new testament?

Refer Mathew 5:17.

Dude I may not reply for hours, got a job call.
 
Many people do not understand " He came not to abolish the law but to fulfill it" ( I paraphrase a little) What

Jesus was bringing was the Holy Spirit. The same as The Spirit of the Law. WE can leave out Holy for this.

My example some posts back points to Gal 5: 22-23 ( stop there to leave Jesus out) There are laws but to up hold them as they are meant means going beyond, hence the Spirit. IE: A judge can take a contract that is one sided and denounce the written contraction of the law by deeming it was a violation of the spirit of the contract.

Again to fulfill the law is to bring the Spirit of the Golden rule " do unto others ......." .
As I stated all the spiritual principals are derived from a few basic ...

I made my statements just now in response to what you wrote Mathew 5:17 I guess you had a reason for writing this Bible address.

I'm here and will like to see what you have for us. Interesting :cool:
 
Oh in response to your Q' why the New Test...... Well it being a story book and or a book of how to live the Old Test is just telling a story of how the world was as opposed to the New being a guide and instructional story book.

NOTE: I said I was thru but this got interesting so I continue but not to argue or debate.
 

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