How long do the kits last under ideal storage conditions?
The reason I ask is this... and members here are free to call Bull Shit on my statement, I am sure many of you will and on the flip side many of you may have had the same experience as me:
Yesterday I had an office worker comment on how young my face was looking. She asked what facial cream I was using. I told her nothing but she was not believing anything of the sorts, she wanted to know how I was able to get rid of my crowsfeet. This is something I had never looked at in the mirror before, I was always too busy flexing my muscles or judging my hairline and if it was receding even with nizoral, rogaine and finasteride treatment.
I blew this off as another female hitting on me since I am on Tren and it seems to bring all the girls out of the woodwork, its just nuts how much attention I am dealing with right now. I would have never imagined a single AAS causing this much female attention... I thought Test was a pheromone they could not resist but the Tren is on another level, I can't believe it myself. It's honestly becoming a problem because I have 0% interest in cheating on my smoking hot 10/10 wife. These women have to know they don't stand a chance next to my blonde goddess of a wife but still they are all up in my shit. The stories I have over the past 3 weeks are just nuts. Anyways....
So I go home and my wife comments on my face and lack of crowsfeet. Same day same comment. I mentioned nothing of the sorts to her, it was just out of the blue. I am finally like OK, lets see what this is all about. I go into the bathroom and look, no creases/wrinkles around my eyes, I am 36 that is not a problem, as expected. I ask my wife what's the deal, I have no crowsfeet, I've never had them, I'm too young. She whips out the phone and shows me pictures from 6 months ago.... crowsfeet on my face, and really really bad when I smile. Today there is nothing. I was in shock, absolute shock. Today I find myself staring in the mirror and smiling and frowning like an idiot.... trying to see creases in my skin. Nothing, baby smooth face. I don't know what to say except I want to have a few years supply of HGH on hand at this point, what is the shelf life of this stuff under ideal conditions?
Oh, my wife now wants on GH. There is no stopping her, she is already looking up where to buy it online if I don't give her my source. I don't know what to tell her. She brought this up yesterday after the whole crowsfeet conversation. I am now researching what the appropriate dose is for a female who bodybuilds and is 135lbs. I don't know if I want her pinning herself, I want to monitor her usage so she doesn't go crazy on the stuff. Anyway, that is my crazy story of the day.