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desertwarrior

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Just got done watching a prison documentary on Netflix. OMG the size and number of thing they find in these guys butts are amazing. I mean my girl won't let me near her butt and I got a small dick. These dudes got 2 iPhone 6 PLUS up there ass somehow :eek:

They were talking about some prison gangs that have written rules on a piece of paper that members take turns holding in their butt. Like wtf?? How can they take that shit seriously. I can't imagine you feel like much of a tough guy with a stuffed butt hole lol. :D
 
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Ya I've got friends over in the correctional facility and they have some stories you wouldn't believe. Can't get steroids in prison? Bullshit.
They also could lie and say they had it up their ass when really a corrections deputy brought it in.
 
I have an army of correctional officers as friends and family. The guards are making ends off inmates all day, every day. Shit, MH320 got a phone and did a live stream from prison recently, supposedly. That came from a guard, not in an inmates ass.
 
TRT said:
Ya I've got friends over in the correctional facility and they have some stories you wouldn't believe. Can't get steroids in prison? Bullshit.
They also could lie and say they had it up their ass when really a corrections deputy brought it in.
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Seen tren in there
 
TRT said:
Holy fuck! That would seriously send me to the hospital. There's no way I could fit ANYTHING in there let alone 5 cans of chew. Wow.
Gay ass mother fuckers. Lol
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Five large cans of Bugler ... taken out and made into a plug ... had a friend take a flip phone ... in there you have to do things you don’t want to at some point it come the time we’re its your turn to hold the shank
 
wedorecover said:
Five large cans of Bugler ... taken out and made into a plug ... had a friend take a flip phone ... in there you have to do things you don’t want to at some point it come the time we’re its your turn to hold the shank
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Jesus! That's insane but agree on having to do what you have to do. Worst part is that I'm sure there's no lube. Lol it's probably like sliding in a thick piece but of sand paper.
 
Ive seen something once also where they said they found iphones boofed up an inmates ass. Now, ive been down myself a few times..this is unheard of IMO. Yes, a kite, drugs, smaller things, yup definitely happens. But, to get a phone up there I just cant fathom....how blown out are their rectums, ffs? Lol..

Steroids? Better believe it. Abundant supply of Geneza dbol and winny tabs at one place I was at....nothing else....let that sink in..:confused:

And if by chance someone is able to stuff 2 iphones up their goddam ass, they are takin "puttin in that work" to the next level
 
DrinkFlintWater said:
Ive seen something once also where they said they found iphones boofed up an inmates ass. Now, ive been down myself a few times..this is unheard of IMO. Yes, a kite, drugs, smaller things, yup definitely happens. But, to get a phone up there I just cant fathom....how blown out are their rectums, ffs? Lol..

Steroids? Better believe it. Abundant supply of Geneza dbol and winny tabs at one place I was at....nothing else....let that sink in..:confused:

And if by chance someone is able to stuff 2 iphones up their goddam ass, they are takin "puttin in that work" to the next level
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I just can’t see a i phone happening ... flip phone seen that happen but fucking i phone ...
 
DrinkFlintWater said:
Exactly! But who knows tho anymore...
Take Roxy Raye for example:
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Once that little starfish gets all stretched out, how in the world could they play the game of Russian roulette i like to call "fart or shit"?

You know, where you can't tell if you're about to fart or shit yourself, so you pull the trigger and pray for gas.

i think i'd have to wear a diaper to be on the safe side if i could get a fucking 2L bottle, or whatever that is, in my ass.
 
I did a chunk of time as well. I've known guys to have shanks, bullets, various drugs tobacco and all manner of strange things. I knew a guy who was able to shove 12 quarter roll size packages of various drugs in his ass. Cell phones as well.
 
I'll take a look on Netflix a little later and see the name of the program. It's definitely worth a watch. I worked with the Marshal's office transporting inmates and never seen nothing like this. They show a table with a bunch of contraband in biohazard bags. When the interviewer asks about the bags the officers say all those items were recovered from inside inmates lol. There is some unbelievably large items on that table. I spotted at least 20 iPhones. Some were the plus edition for sure.
 
Actually come to think of it musclehead 320 is still active on the gram from his prison cell. Claims he stores the phone in his room mates butt though. :rolleyes:
 
MisterSuperGod said:
Once that little starfish gets all stretched out, how in the world could they play the game of Russian roulette i like to call "fart or shit"?

You know, where you can't tell if you're about to fart or shit yourself, so you pull the trigger and pray for gas.

i think i'd have to wear a diaper to be on the safe side if i could get a fucking 2L bottle, or whatever that is, in my ass.
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Laughing till I can't stop coughing.

You have absolutely no filter at times sir.

Like that about you. :D
 
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