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JuicePal Scam?

Fogalicious said:
Quick rundown on Juicepal
*trusted by pros and celebs
*only source trusted by IFBB pros going back to 1995
*rated #1 by amateurs who have tried 1000s of labs
*every batch test except the ones that aren't
*Lambo has been parked in front of many castles and banks around Europe
*sourced to Brad Pitt when he was bulking up for Snatch
*Sponser personally injects Dwayne The Rock Johnson 2x a week
*every vial dosed exactly plus 43%
*Juicelab personally deforested 100 hectares of the rainforest for packaging materials
*vials filled by 3rd world children paid solely with Dbol
*First winner of Mr. Solar System will run solely Juicepal brand juice
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A little known fact because I'm sure its not true is he's been known to inoculate babies in Burma.
 
biggerben69 said:
Not sure if anyone answered you? The short answer is "No". Over the years I'd say the average sentence when it comes to ugl's busted had been 36 to 48 months, from the cases I remember seeing and were familiar with.
I use months because the Feds use the Federal Sentencing Guidelines. A big part in determining the sentence length in the feds is ones criminal history. There is a chart the feds use when implementing the Sentencing Guidelines.. The offense level is determined and it takes you down the side of the chart(1 through 42).
Then the individuals Criminal Category is determined...1 through 6. If the offense level is 20, and there are 2 guys indicted, if one guy has a Criminal Category 1 his guidelines are 33-41months. Lets say the second guy has a Criminal Category 6, like the kid in the Onyx indictment, his guidelines call for a sentence of 70 to 87 months. That's more than twice as long as the other guy.
The last couple of years have seen longer sentences for ugl's caught selling their wares. One reason appears to be longer investigations. The feds are putting more time and money into investigations. With longer investigations we see charges of Money Laundering along with Conspiracy to distribute aas. The more money involved has a direct correlation to the amount of time given, There are lengths of time that get longer when certain thresholds are met.
If there is a firearm discovered during the search or when an arrest warrant is executed you can expect to see another 60 months added to the sentence for distributing and money laundering,
There are circumstances when a gun will add just 24 months to a sentence. Your Federal Defender will be able to explain what those circumstances are. If you happen to be a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, you can count on the 5yrs.View attachment 137311


I'm afraid you might be bullshitting? You said "No, we don't test everything" in one breath, and in the next you claim to be the most tested ugl in the Community?
Bullshitting to me means you say things that just aren't true...say things that you can't back up with facts.
You may be one of the most tested sources on ASF, but anyone familiar with that board knows that they DO NOT encourage testing. Sources there over the years have gotten by without testing and by paying off certain staff to protect them from scrutiny.
We took a field trip a couple of months back when member @Jswole220 paid for testing out of his own pocket and Praetorian(sp?) was exposed for being a ugl who uses whatever raws happen to be kicking around and not the Top Tier Lab that has been brewing for pro and amateur athletes for the last 20yrs.
It was also proven that PSL(uncle z's shit lab) forged shit test results to make them look good.
Sources have had free run for too long. Consumers are taking control back. You need to remember where you are. Meso and its owner Millard Baker are responsible for the revolution that is Anaboliclab.com where ugl's have their products tested and posted for all to see.
You may be something special with your testing at that scam board, but not here. In fact, you're dragging your feet. That bullshit about being the "Most tested lab" is just that...bullshit.
Karius and ALP and Joe at Caxxis test every single batch of raws BEFORE brewing and post results in their forum at ab. You were there for a minute. You're one of those guys who feels that level of testing isn't necessary. You talk a good game but that's it...its just bullshit talk.
We don't buy and don't care about your gimmicks. Fact based statements is what passes for real talk here. Not juvenile dick measuring.
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Every once in a while you run across an informative post that ought to be in Encyclopedia Brittanica and not lost to time on some internet discussion board among all the bickering and insults . . .
 
With that having been said, I am not a shill, and I am happy with JP. Definitely not a "scam" as the title of this thread suggests, even if some of the claims about actors and pros are unverifiable and over the top.

If the product speaks for itself, this one does, in my personal experience. The test matches on blood tests what my big pharma TRT showed. While I have not personally tested the purity and dosing of other products, they all work as expected from somebody experienced in using those products from others.

In addition, communication is good.

Just my 2 cents.

Not a "scam."
 
malfeasance said:
With that having been said, I am not a shill, and I am happy with JP. Definitely not a "scam" as the title of this thread suggests, even if some of the claims about actors and pros are unverifiable and over the top.

If the product speaks for itself, this one does, in my personal experience. The test matches on blood tests what my big pharma TRT showed. While I have not personally tested the purity and dosing of other products, they all work as expected from somebody experienced in using those products from others.

In addition, communication is good.

Just my 2 cents.

Not a "scam."
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JP clearly runs a successful operation it was just the retarded comments about providing hollywood actors and over the top lambo photos etc that were hilarious. As far as I can tell they are probably one of the bigger quality labs in the USA no?
 
I bought some dbol from juice pal that I questioned. 25mg tabs. Zero weight gain, bloat, strength increase etc. I wanted to buy a test kit but decided as cheap as they were, I’d just toss the rest. YMMV. I also bought some high concentrate test, I believe 400mg/ml. Pip was soooo intense and I stayed sick (test flu?) from first pin till I stopped using it, 3-4 weeks later. Switched to another, lower concentrate from a different source and all that stopped.
 
Fattyone said:
I bought some dbol from juice pal that I questioned. 25mg tabs. Zero weight gain, bloat, strength increase etc. I wanted to buy a test kit but decided as cheap as they were, I’d just toss the rest. YMMV. I also bought some high concentrate test, I believe 400mg/ml. Pip was soooo intense and I stayed sick (test flu?) from first pin till I stopped using it, 3-4 weeks later. Switched to another, lower concentrate from a different source and all that stopped.
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Check their website I'm too lazy but they have testing listed on there I believe categorized by month and year to see if the dbol is on there.
 
muscletrain said:
Check their website I'm too lazy but they have testing listed on there I believe categorized by month and year to see if the dbol is on there.
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It’s either bunk or I’m a non responder, if there is such a thing. Either way it won’t matter what their testing says.
 
muscletrain said:
Check their website I'm too lazy but they have testing listed on there I believe categorized by month and year to see if the dbol is on there.
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Nothing against juice pal, and I do think it’s great that he sends a lot of his product line in for testing often, but that doesn’t mean he can’t send in a legit product for testing and bunk/under dosed stuff out to customers.

I have never used juice, but I did research him quite a bit. I always though it was a little odd that someone with such a MASSIVE base, has such little customer testing.
 
justanoob said:
Nothing against juice pal, and I do think it’s great that he sends a lot of his product line in for testing often, but that doesn’t mean he can’t send in a legit product for testing and bunk/under dosed stuff out to customers.

I have never used juice, but I did research him quite a bit. I always though it was a little odd that someone with such a MASSIVE base, has such little customer testing.
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Yeah not my wheel house tbh different country I've heard good things but yeah I don't even know where he operates is he eroids or something?
 
muscletrain said:
Yeah not my wheel house tbh different country I've heard good things but yeah I don't even know where he operates is he eroids or something?
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I’ve seen him on a few different sites and I think he has a handle here as well. And just to be clear I wasn’t saying juicepal sends out bunk gear to customers, I just always thought the lack of customer testing was odd since he claims to reach so many people.
 
Yes. I don’t know if it’s a real thing. Just being cautious to not call a source bunk without doing testing. Just saying the dbol I got seemed a little suspect. Found him on aasforum
 
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