WeightLossBurn
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You were such an ass she refuses to wash the bottom of her feet since...
MESO-Rx
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Ok lets see your ladies!!!
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Rido
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Good thing I don't like to suck toes and her asshole is clean
Yeah i stand by what i said your a fuck job. Sorry that was a different person diffrent thread. When you find the right person a relationship is a friendship with sex. You two have a special bond. Dont be stupid and break it. Sure is nice to meet you. And doesnt hurt to know what her tits look like.
Like you dont suck toes. Im old. Not stupid. You like clean toes dirty assholes right.
Rido
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I like clean assholes and dirty toes
Rido
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You lost me bro.
Young people today. All back to front.
Nothing. It is lunch time here. Midday. Guess it is 9pm there. Just saying dont be stupid. When a great girl gives a guy a little rope. We always hang ourselves. Make sure you know her boundries. Dont step outside them. Eg. She may let you swing. But you cant fuck her baby sister. Dont fuck her sister is what im saying. It is easy to keep walking on the line. Looking at what is forbidden. Just respect her wishes and you will always be happy. Guessing you are late 20s. Maybe early 30s. Ive been with my wife way over 35 years. We never did what you guys do. But the rules are always clear. This is ok. That isnt. Respect that and you will be happy 4 ever.
Sorry to get all serious like this. But it is hard to find a partner that is like you. You have found her. Keep her.
Ok we can go back to bs now.
WeightLossBurn
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Hahaha, I wouldn't even know what a clean asshole tastes like. But I would try it once, simply for the element of surprise.
Cant help you on that buddy. But a clean toe is devine. Nibble down on it with a little bbq sauce like hooters wings. I can live without that surprise.
WeightLossBurn
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I'm with you, in my head I would be strong about it. Like I'm licking your Asshole bitch because it makes you feel uncomfortable and for some strange, serial killer reason that's exciting. But when push comes to shove I would probably barely put my tongue on it and dry heave and wonder if it was the taste of it or the thought of it.
Not into toes or assholes. But(t) assholes over toes. Because it's more demeaning and after seeing that picture of the dirty feet, I can't do toes.
Love my ladies pussy. But is is only after a good scrub in the tub. If i can smell it i cant eat it. Like milk i guess. If it smells off there is no way i can chug it down. My lady always wears shoes or slippers. Her toes are clean. And i know when she wants them sucked. She comes to bed with bbq sauce. Just between us. We have a set of plastic over sheets. She puts them on the bed and covers herself in bbq sauce. Dont tell the guys they think im normal.
WeightLossBurn
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No that is totally normal. Does McDonalds still make that hot mustard sauce? I think one night I will surprise my wife when she's asleep.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sk7vvU3GDo
Ha. Think i dated her once. Yep that mustard sauce is still here. I like the squeeze bottles with the pointy openings. You can really squirt it into places only your tongue can go. Cant believe anyone from meso is still around. It is 3pm here. In australia. Usually dead quiet at messo. I get to lurk un noticed.
WeightLossBurn
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Insomnia...
Best fix in australia is to invite more people into your bed. Especially snugglers. Obviously inviting 20 poofters will keep you awake and pushing two fingers up your arse so there is no room for a quick game of hide the sausage.
I find counting kangaroos is calming puts me to sleep. On a full moon night they are everywhere outside the bedroom window. Maybe squiralls for you.
WeightLossBurn
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Raccoons hang out in the night time. Squirrels we only see during the day.
JesterBOB
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Damn, it's cool that she is with you in fire and water and supports everywhere. I think you are having fun. Well done
Well that sucks. Im not going to say you should count raccoons at night. That would be in appropriate and disrespectful. Watch porn. 1980s porn that will put you to sleep
