Beav, seriously?
Here is a simple explanation of evolution/natural selection:
Organisms tend to go through tiny changes within their species. Some of these changes confer an advantage to them, such as a different colour skin, which helps them avoid predators. Consider a type of moth, which is preyed upon by birds in the twilight. Those who benefit from this advantage will tend to live long enough to breed, passing it on - this is the origin of the slightly confusing phrase "survival of the fittest" - confusing because 'fittest' in this case is not to do with being strongest or fastest, or biggest and best fighter, but the one 'fitting-in' to the environment.
The whole Theory of Evolution depends on these tiny changes, which are called 'mutations'. Some will not help at all, leading nowhere. These will not tend to be passed on. The mechanism of these mutations, is quite possibly simply errors in DNA replication from parent to their off-spring.
The way you talk about evolution, it seems to me like you think it is something that "happens" magically right now...but its not...its something that tends to happen by tiny changes over (mostly) many generations.
Hope that helps a little,
Jmills