2020 presidential primaries

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Warning: Gang Of Known Criminals Holds Meeting To Discuss How Much Of Your Money To Steal
January 14th, 2020

DES MOINES, IA—Authorities are warning that a gang of known criminals is currently holding a meeting to debate various plots to steal your money.

The criminals are debating exactly how much of your money to steal. Some are suggesting stealing all of your money, while others would just like to steal most of your money. Whatever the case, they all agree on two things: A.) you have money and B.) it must be stolen.

"I know!" shouted one of the criminals, an older man with frizzy hair, known throughout the criminal underworld as a seasoned veteran when it comes to stealing people's money. "We could lower ourselves in through people's roofs and grab stuff like in that new movie the kids are talking about, Impossible Mission!"

"That movie is called Die Tough, you dummy," snapped one female gangster with the chiseled features of a Native American. "I think we should lie in wait in the bushes outside the mouth of a canyon in the American Southwest. Then, when the unsuspecting white man comes riding through on his horse or Tesla, we tomahawk 'em." She made a tomahawk gesture with her hand, only for another elderly man on the other side of her to grab her hand and begin sniffing it.

"Stealing money is an American pastime," he said as the frightened woman pulled her hand away. "Back in the '20s, Hotbox Nixon and Tommy-Gun Joe and I used to go driving around, taking down no-good ne'er-do-wells with our Tommy guns. Pow! Bang! Rat-a-tat-tat!"

"What were we talking about again?" he asked, snapping out of a daydream and realizing he'd been addressing a blank wall the entire time.

These goofy criminals may seem like characters out of a family-friendly screwball comedy, but authorities have warned that their plans to steal your money are very, very real.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

Warning: Gang Of Known Criminals Holds Meeting To Discuss How Much Of Your Money To Steal
January 14th, 2020

DES MOINES, IA—Authorities are warning that a gang of known criminals is currently holding a meeting to debate various plots to steal your money.

The criminals are debating exactly how much of your money to steal. Some are suggesting stealing all of your money, while others would just like to steal most of your money. Whatever the case, they all agree on two things: A.) you have money and B.) it must be stolen.

"I know!" shouted one of the criminals, an older man with frizzy hair, known throughout the criminal underworld as a seasoned veteran when it comes to stealing people's money. "We could lower ourselves in through people's roofs and grab stuff like in that new movie the kids are talking about, Impossible Mission!"

"That movie is called Die Tough, you dummy," snapped one female gangster with the chiseled features of a Native American. "I think we should lie in wait in the bushes outside the mouth of a canyon in the American Southwest. Then, when the unsuspecting white man comes riding through on his horse or Tesla, we tomahawk 'em." She made a tomahawk gesture with her hand, only for another elderly man on the other side of her to grab her hand and begin sniffing it.

"Stealing money is an American pastime," he said as the frightened woman pulled her hand away. "Back in the '20s, Hotbox Nixon and Tommy-Gun Joe and I used to go driving around, taking down no-good ne'er-do-wells with our Tommy guns. Pow! Bang! Rat-a-tat-tat!"

"What were we talking about again?" he asked, snapping out of a daydream and realizing he'd been addressing a blank wall the entire time.

These goofy criminals may seem like characters out of a family-friendly screwball comedy, but authorities have warned that their plans to steal your money are very, very real.

Hilarious and sad at the same time.

The problem is, most Americans dont even understand socialism.
or what Socialism is.

My wife is Vietnamese. (Immigrated here)

Should have seen the look on her face when she saw a Pro Socialism protest.

Completely priceless and shocked.

She said
"How can people be this fucking stupid, do they not know anything?
You have fucking freedom here, why would you throw it away?"

I'm a pretty centre guy
I actually do like Trump a bit (His action, not his words... fucker would do ALOT better if he kept his mouth shut and stuck to the script.)

I do like Tulsi Gabbard as well

But Bernie and Beto... what the fuck lol

 

[4Figgy]

Warning: Gang Of Known Criminals Holds Meeting To Discuss How Much Of Your Money To Steal
January 14th, 2020

DES MOINES, IA—Authorities are warning that a gang of known criminals is currently holding a meeting to debate various plots to steal your money.

The criminals are debating exactly how much of your money to steal. Some are suggesting stealing all of your money, while others would just like to steal most of your money. Whatever the case, they all agree on two things: A.) you have money and B.) it must be stolen.

"I know!" shouted one of the criminals, an older man with frizzy hair, known throughout the criminal underworld as a seasoned veteran when it comes to stealing people's money. "We could lower ourselves in through people's roofs and grab stuff like in that new movie the kids are talking about, Impossible Mission!"

"That movie is called Die Tough, you dummy," snapped one female gangster with the chiseled features of a Native American. "I think we should lie in wait in the bushes outside the mouth of a canyon in the American Southwest. Then, when the unsuspecting white man comes riding through on his horse or Tesla, we tomahawk 'em." She made a tomahawk gesture with her hand, only for another elderly man on the other side of her to grab her hand and begin sniffing it.

"Stealing money is an American pastime," he said as the frightened woman pulled her hand away. "Back in the '20s, Hotbox Nixon and Tommy-Gun Joe and I used to go driving around, taking down no-good ne'er-do-wells with our Tommy guns. Pow! Bang! Rat-a-tat-tat!"

"What were we talking about again?" he asked, snapping out of a daydream and realizing he'd been addressing a blank wall the entire time.

These goofy criminals may seem like characters out of a family-friendly screwball comedy, but authorities have warned that their plans to steal your money are very, very real.

The sad thing is people actually believe in what these nutcases say. With that said, Trump will still win in a landslide.

 

[Zebedee]

The problem is, most Americans dont even understand socialism.
or what Socialism is.

My wife is Vietnamese. (Immigrated here)

Should have seen the look on her face when she saw a Pro Socialism protest.

Completely priceless and shocked.

She said
"How can people be this fucking stupid, do they not know anything?
You have fucking freedom here, why would you throw it away?"

Vietnam is a Marxist-Leninist dictatorship though mate, rather than just being "socialist" & the two aren't mutually inclusive. There's a few Western European countries have democratically elected socialist governments without any negative impact on democracy & personal freedom etc, quite the opposite actually sometimes.

My point being there's a very wide spectrum of what constitutes socialism, but the legacy of the Cold War makes most Americans associate socialism with Marxist-Leninist.

Whether you like socialism, well that's another matter & your choice mate.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

Vietnam is a Marxist-Leninist dictatorship though mate, rather than just being "socialist" & the two aren't mutually inclusive. There's a few Western European countries have democratically elected socialist governments without any negative impact on democracy & personal freedom etc, quite the opposite actually sometimes.

My point being there's a very wide spectrum of what constitutes socialism, but the legacy of the Cold War makes most Americans associate socialism with Marxist-Leninist.

Whether you like socialism, well that's another matter & your choice mate.

True socialism leads to Dictatorship.
Every time.
I'm Canadian
It is a social-Capitalist construct that we live in.
Becoming more aociost by the day.

If ONE thing is true in the world, it's that Government will fuck it up.
Take something that works and out it in the hands of government, it's going to shit.
About 1/5 of Toronto is now housed in Toronto Community Housing (Social housing)
it's not sustainable.
It will never be sustainable and my city is going to shit.
In socialism, laziness thrives and Entrepreneurs die.

First they take your guns, then they take your freedom.

I'd prefer the fat talking heads in suits dont get to tell me how to live my.life and what to do with my money.

Ever been to Vietnam?
I've lived there.
My family immigrated from the former USSR as well.
I'm well aware of the differences.

How about you?

 

[movingiron88]

True socialism leads to Dictatorship.
Every time.
I'm Canadian
It is a social-Capitalist construct that we live in.
Becoming more aociost by the day.

If ONE thing is true in the world, it's that Government will fuck it up.
Take something that works and out it in the hands of government, it's going to shit.
About 1/5 of Toronto is now housed in Toronto Community Housing (Social housing)
it's not sustainable.
It will never be sustainable and my city is going to shit.
In socialism, laziness thrives and Entrepreneurs die.

First they take your guns, then they take your freedom.

I'd prefer the fat talking heads in suits dont get to tell me how to live my.life and what to do with my money.

Ever been to Vietnam?
I've lived there.
My family immigrated from the former USSR as well.
I'm well aware of the differences.

How about you?

I couldn't agree with you more.

The dems/socialists are idealistic but not practical. The ideas sound good at face value. Free college, free healthcare, etc but it is no practical it is idealistic. I want everyone to be a millionaire and free juice for everyone, but guess what it's not practical. That's how they lure in the stupid people.

Also Trump is going to win for 1 major reason, THE ECONOMY!!!! Mark my words if a Democrat is elected the market is going to epically tank. There is no getting around that and if that's what you want instead of your hurt feelings then you are fool. Vote on policies not on emotional feelings.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

I couldn't agree with you more.

The dems/socialists are idealistic but not practical. The ideas sound good at face value. Free college, free healthcare, etc but it is no practical it is idealistic. I want everyone to be a millionaire and free juice for everyone, but guess what it's not practical. That's how they lure in the stupid people.

Also Trump is going to win for 1 major reason, THE ECONOMY!!!! Mark my words if a Democrat is elected the market is going to epically tank. There is no getting around that and if that's what you want instead of your hurt feelings then you are fool. Vote on policies not on emotional feelings.

That last.line you wrote, is what's up!

Hinestly, I would love to eliminate poverty and hunger.
I want a Ferrari for every driveway.
I have NEVER begrudge another person for their wealth.
Good for them.

But the reality is... many people just stop working and live off the system.
You should see the community housing crisis here.
The apartment units are an ENVIRONMENTAL disaster.
5 healthy 20 somethings living in squalor for FREE (While getting a welfare cheque.)

We have to pay their rent... pay their wage a s then pay for renovations when they shit on the floor.

I'm a realist.

I want everyone to be happy and I've done a lot of work with charity...specifically young street kids, I be worked to get them off the street and into meaningful employment..

I will continue to try and help my community.
but we have to understand, sometimes people just dont WANT help.
Sometimes they just want to take everything.

 

[CrispyRockClimber]

I couldn't agree with you more.

The dems/socialists are idealistic but not practical. The ideas sound good at face value. Free college, free healthcare, etc but it is no practical it is idealistic. I want everyone to be a millionaire and free juice for everyone, but guess what it's not practical. That's how they lure in the stupid people.

Also Trump is going to win for 1 major reason, THE ECONOMY!!!! Mark my words if a Democrat is elected the market is going to epically tank. There is no getting around that and if that's what you want instead of your hurt feelings then you are fool. Vote on policies not on emotional feelings.

WE ARE GOING INTO ANOTHER RECESSION NO MATTER WHAT!

 

[movingiron88]

WE ARE GOING INTO ANOTHER RECESSION NO MATTER WHAT!

Even though economists predict a surge upon his election. Ultimately you will be right, there has to be one eventually. But no signs point to such except if you watch CNN. Just like the markets would tank if he got elected. False narrative pushed and supported by many dems including Mark Cuban.

 

[master.on]

If humilliation is his thing, then he coulda have hired a dominatrix for a few hundred $s a session instead.

 

[pfdept59]

WE ARE GOING INTO ANOTHER RECESSION NO MATTER WHAT!

How did the economy due under Bill Clinton and Obama?I am business owner in Ma. for the last 25+ years so I have first hand knowledge and stats to compare year to year.Come talk to me about the economy and recessions.

 

[flenser]

It will be a trip if this turns out to be true...

"...The second ballot of voting will have the 3,979 delegates plus the 771 super delegates that will then be allowed to vote. This is when each delegate will be allowed to freely change candidates, regardless of who elected voters in the home state. Therefore, the entire primary process will be irrelevant. Our sources all along have been about a draft of Hillary will be the answer for the Democrats have nobody else. She will win the necessary majority of 2,375.5 delegates. This, according to reliable sources, is why Elizabeth Warren is really pissed-off because Hillary has orchestrated this behind the scenes without ever having to campaign..."
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full article

 

[Joe Morgan]

WE ARE GOING INTO ANOTHER RECESSION NO MATTER WHAT!

bingo! you nailed it as well.

but it’s not going be a recession it’s going to be the greatest depression world has ever seen.

hyper inflation is coming soon within a year. i suspect. the prices of consumer products is going to be out of control.


not only are most of the businesses that are currently shut down not going to reopen, but states, cities and towns and The US government are losing massive amounts of tax revenue. they’re going to fail as well. this thing is over, it’s done. Life as we knew it is over. The US is turning into a Turd World country.

you could blame your government for this. you shut down city states and the country and think everything will be fine once this is all lifted? how stupid could these politicians be?

it’s too bad the majority of Americans and the government have no clue what’s coming: they’re not prepared for the complete economic collapse of the United States. most people and people in government think when things reopen everything’s gonna return to normal, they are in for a rude awakening.

 

[Joe Morgan]

WHO Blocked Doctors From Urging Border Controls to Stop Spread of Coronavirus

The World Health Organization blocked doctors from urging countries to impose border controls to stop the spread of coronavirus, it has been revealed.
WHO Blocked Doctors From Urging Border Controls to Stop Spread of Coronavirus

 

[Joe Morgan]

Gen. Mark Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said Tuesday afternoon, "It should be no surprise to you that we have taken a keen interest in that and we've had a lot of intelligence take a hard look at that. I would just say at this point, it's inconclusive, although the weight of evidence seems to indicate natural, but we don't know for certain."
State Department leaked cables renew theories on origin of coronavirus

 

[Joe Morgan]

Joe Biden accused of sexual assault by former Senate staffer
Joe Biden accused of sexual assault by former Senate staffer



All the Women Who Have Spoken Out Against Joe Biden
Ahead of former vice-president Joe Biden’s expected 2020 presidential bid, women are speaking out about their personal interactions with him — alleging he physically touched them in ways that made them feel uncomfortable. Last week, the Cut published an essay by Lucy Flores, a former Nevada lieutenant governor nominee, who wrote that Biden smelled her hair and kissed the back of her head at a campaign event in 2014. In the week since, several more women have come forward.

Below, here’s a running list of the allegations against Biden.

Lucy Flores
On March 29, in the aforementioned essay published on the Cut, former Nevada lieutenant governor nominee Lucy Flores alleged that Biden smelled her hair and gave her “a big slow kiss” on the back of her head at an event for her 2014 campaign. In that moment, she wrote, she felt “embarrassed” and “shocked.”

“I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me,” she continued. In response to the essay, Biden claimed that he had no memory of having “acted inappropriately,” but added that if he was in the wrong, he would “listen respectfully.”

Amy Lappos
When Amy Lappos was a congressional aide for U.S. representative Jim Himes in 2009, she claims that Biden touched and rubbed his nose against hers during a political fund-raiser. “It wasn’t sexual, but he did grab me by the head,” she told Hartford Courant on April 1. “He put his hand around my neck and pulled me in to rub noses with me. When he was pulling me in, I thought he was going to kiss me on the mouth.”

New York Times, which referred to Biden’s conduct as “tactile politics” in a report published on April 2. At a 2012 at a fundraising event in Minneapolis, Hill alleges that Biden rested his hand on her shoulder, and then started to move it down her back, which left her feeling “very uncomfortable.”

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“Only he knows his intent,” she told the Times, adding, “If something makes you feel uncomfortable, you have to feel able to say it.”

Caitlyn Caruso
In the same Times report, a woman named Caitlyn Caruso claimed that after sharing the story of her sexual assault at a University of Nevada event in 2016, Biden hugged her “just a little bit too long” and laid his hand on her thigh.

“It doesn’t even really cross your mind that such a person would dare perpetuate harm like that,” she told the Times. “These are supposed to be people you can trust.”

Ally Coll
On April 3, Ally Coll told the Washington Post that at a 2008 reception, Biden squeezed her shoulders, complimented her smile, and held her “for a beat too long.” A young Democratic staffer at the time, Coll said her initial reaction was to shrug it off. But she told the Post she now feels the alleged incident was inappropriate, adding, “There’s been a lack of understanding about the way that power can turn something that might seem innocuous into something that can make somebody feel uncomfortable.”

Sofie Karasek
In 2016, Sofie Karasek was photographed holding hands and touching foreheads with Biden at the Oscars, where she stood alongside 50 other sexual-assault survivors during Lady Gaga’s performance. It was a moment that soon went viral, and was described then by the Post as “powerful.” But in the Post’s report published this week, Karasek says she believes that Biden violated her personal space. She also told the Post that she wasn’t impressed with Biden’s two-minute-long video response to the growing unwanted-touching allegations against him — in which he never says he’s sorry — as he “didn’t take ownership in the way that he needs to.”

“He emphasized that he wants to connect with people and, of course, that’s important,” she told the publication. “But again, all of our interactions and friendships are a two-way street … Too often it doesn’t matter how the woman feels about it or they just assume that they’re fine with it.”

Vail Kohnert-Yount
In the same Post report, Vail Kohnert-Yount alleged that when she was a White House intern in the spring of 2013, Biden “put his hand on the back of [her] head and pressed his forehead to [her] forehead” when he introduced himself, and that he called her a “pretty girl.” She was “so shocked,” she said, “that it was hard to focus on what he was saying.” Though she told the Post that she doesn’t believe Biden’s conduct constituted sexual misconduct, she described it as “the kind of inappropriate behavior that makes many women feel uncomfortable and unequal in the workplace.”

Alexandra Tara Reade
Alexandra Tara Reade told the Union that Biden touched her several times when she worked in his U.S. Senate office in 1993. The incidents, in which she said Biden would “put his hand on my shoulder and run his finger up my neck,” allegedly occurred when she was in her mid-20s. Reade told the Union that her responsibilities at work were reduced after she refused to serve drinks at an event — a task she believes she was assigned because Biden liked her legs.

Reade reportedly spoke to U.S. Senate personnel about what was going on, and Biden’s office allegedly found out. She left his office two months later, after only nine months on the job. Reade told the Union that she didn’t feel sexualized by the way she’d been treated, instead saying she felt ornamental, like a lamp: “It’s pretty. Set it over there. Then when it’s too bright, you throw it away.”

In March 2020, Reade expanded on her account, telling the podcaster Katie Halper that Biden sexually assaulted her in the spring of 1993. Reade reiterated her story in interviews with the New York Times the following month, telling the paper that — when she dropped off a gym bag with him one day — he pushed her up against a wall and started kissing her neck, before sliding his hand up her shirt and ultimately up her skirt. “It happened at once. He’s talking to me and his hands are everywhere and everything is happening very quickly,” she recalled. “He was kissing me and he said, very low, ‘Do you want to go somewhere else?’” Reade said Biden penetrated her with his fingers before she was able to pull away. When she did, she says he appeared confused. “He looked at me kind of almost puzzled or shocked,” she told the Times. “He said, ‘Come on, man, I heard you liked me.’” Through a spokesperson, Biden strongly denied this account.

Reade also said Biden reprimanded her. “He pointed his finger at me and he just goes: ‘You’re nothing to me. Nothing,’” she said. “Then, he took my shoulders and said, ‘You’re OK, you’re fine.’”

In a statement to the Times, Biden’s deputy campaign manager, Kate Bedingfield, said: “Vice President Biden has dedicated his public life to changing the culture and the laws around violence against women. He authored and fought for the passage and reauthorization of the landmark Violence Against Women Act. He firmly believes that women have a right to be heard — and heard respectfully. Such claims should also be diligently reviewed by an independent press. What is clear about this claim: It is untrue. This absolutely did not happen.”
All the Women Who Have Spoken Out Against Joe Biden

"For a woman to come forward in the glaring lights of focus, nationally, you've got to start off with the presumption that at least the essence of what she's talking about is real," said Biden

 

[Joe Morgan]

Pelosi encouraged public gatherings in late February, weeks after Trump's China travel ban
Pelosi encouraged public gatherings in late February, weeks after Trump's China travel ban

 

[flenser]

I've seen quite a few Democrats discuss Biden's sexual exploits in a negative manner lately. Maybe they are trying to focus on that to distract people from his corrupt dealings. It worked for Bill..

BTW Joe, your LARGE bold font is giving me a headache.

 

[Joe Morgan]

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/XHPzKKwa/biden-wtf-are-you-saying.mp4

 

[Venomous]

Can't get any worse than Trump