So I'm watching the news seeing some people got sick from using thc vape pens made from cheap Chinese oil or some shit. Next thought obviously is yep I been injecting Chinese shit into my ass cheeks for a couple years now and I'm good to go I think. I did develop a small skin tag on my glute recently. If I get cancer I'll hold a sign about #chinesestuffbad or something from my hospital bed and blame everyone else cuz it cant possibly be my own fault for making these decisions.
