Discussion in 'Men's Economics' started by BBC3, Nov 28, 2014.

  1. Megadick3000

    Megadick3000 Member

    I know off topic but. A few years ago me and an uber skeptic older buddy were leaving on a drive to do some photography. Tripod. High quality cameras. Numerous different lenses. We turn a corner, about 10am, clear blue sky, and right over the tree line theres this object just sitting there. Blatantly there. Like a rock in the sky. A few seconds goes by my buddy says nothing so i go "uhhhh you see that too right?" And he doesnt ask see what, he just says "yup" and i go "well... Wtf is it?" And he goes "i dunno" and i say "well last i checked thats the textbook definition of a ufo" and hes lije "naw.... Just an advertising balloon i guess". Now, this object was about 200 feet in the sky, it was about 20 feet long, 8-9 feet tall at its highest point. It was the textbook shape of a silver disc with a distinct dome in the center of it. There was no advertisements. No lights. No windows. No ropes. It wasnt wobbling, spinning, moving whatsoever, it was fixed like a rock just sitting in the sky over a random patch of uninhabited forest. I told my neighbor "pull over lets take a photo" but he refused, adamantly refused. I was yelling at him but he wouldnt pull over to take a photo even though we were on a mission to friggin take photos.

    He refused to talk about it afterwards. For several years, anytime i brought it up hed get fidgety and change topics. Finally the other year we smoked a fat joint together and he suddenly brings it up, apologizing profusely for refusing to pull over, and confessing to me that he thinks about it all the time since it happened and has still never been able to explain to himself what he saw.

    Im still pissed off that he wouldnt pull over. We wouldve had the most crisp, clear, perfectly captured photos of a flying saycer ever taken. We had the best perspective, top notch photography equipment including tripod and telephoto lenses in the trunk of his damn car. I swear it was as if sonething was controlling his mind in that moment, preventing him from from pulling over. Gah, im angry just talking about it. Such a wasted opportunity. There was also two cars infront of us, neither pulled over. I couldnt understand. Everyone was acting like it wasnt there, but it was BLATANTLY there, you couldnt not see it driving diwn that road. It stuck out like a sore thumb.
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  2. master.on

    master.on Member

    While pussy is desirable, it is in such an abundant supply that it is hardly valuable right now.
    At least for generic-quality pussy.
  3. Savagesteve

    Savagesteve Member

    When I seen this thread pussy also came to mind. The value will drop once they perfect these VR machines as sex robots. All the pussy without all the bullshit then.
  4. maxmuscle01

    maxmuscle01 Member

    Newborn babies. The govt uses each birth as a huge credit account for budgeting/spending
  5. Holidaypay

    Holidaypay Member

    Its deff pussy people will give up everything for it cash gold diamonds time etc
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  6. master.on

    master.on Member

    Then beer/booze violates the laws of physics, wormhole-like
    Wormhole - Wikipedia
    as beer helps ugly and poor people have sex, since 3000 BC
  7. Sworder

    Sworder Member

    We are aliens to other planets, when they draw their "aliens," they draw us :O
  8. flenser

    flenser Member Supporter

    But I was talking to BBC3 who is (probably) from earth, though maybe not firmly rooted here.

    When we draw "our aliens", do you think we draw real species from other planets?
  9. Sworder

    Sworder Member

    I would actually bet my money that BBC3 is extraterrestrial!

    And yes, when we draw "our aliens" we are drawing real species!! C'mon, get with it man! Other planet's aliens draw us!!!! How crazy is that?!
  10. flenser

    flenser Member Supporter

    I wouldn't take that bet.

    How can they do that unless they've seen us, meaning they've traveled here, taken pics (or downloaded some porn)? If they also uploaded some alien porn, that would explain some of the creepy shit I've seen. But that means they've come here from their home worlds, while we are stuck on this planet with but a single dubious moon landing to brag about. WTF is wrong with us? Too much porn maybe?
  11. Sworder

    Sworder Member

    I don't have all the answers and I don't know how we got a picture of them either!!

    Too much pornography is the most logical response, I feel confident saying that the tentacle stuff isn't helping our galactic takeover.
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  12. master.on

    master.on Member

    Pussy is not the most valuable commodity
    it's just the most OVERPRICED one.
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