Changes of getting caught (US)

BeefCake69

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I know there is a lot of trolling on here about asking 'nooby questions' but what are actual the chances of getting in legal trouble for having steroids mailed to your house? I would be just ordering personal use, no powders. People on this site talk about having gear mailed to them so casually. Also I live in a very conservative state if that makes any difference.
 
Agree - unless something happens like a vial cracks and oil gets all over the box.
I traded with a guy once and he mailed me two 10ml vials of trenbolone.

He was so stupid, he put both vials in a zip top bag then put that into an envelope and mailed it to me.

I opened my mailbox to find an oil soaked envelope and one smashed vial.
Just thankful the postman was oblivious and nothing became of it.
 
When Vis Vires got caught LE seized all his outgoing orders. I was living at home at the time, and the postal inspector knocked on my door while I was at work and gave my mom his card then said “Have him call us, we’d like to know more about a package that was sent here in his name”. I never called, but I needed gear badly because they seized my $600 order. I ended up ordering from a different lab that night. My pack came 3 days later with no issues, and I spent another year ordering gear to the same address.

Bottom line- 9.5/10 times they want the source, not the customer. That being said, VERY rarely they do like to make an example out of someone. Chances are small but it does happen from time to time. It takes a lot of money and resources for an LE investigation, especially when USPS is involved.
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What if you mail something to someone, they leave the hotel before it gets there, gets returned to sender but your used the address from a house listed for sale? Hypothetical question ;)
 
So you're saying that you only got questioned due to your source being caught? I wish i was more social at the gym and could just use the "ask the biggest guy in the gym" technique. I tried that technique, the guy happens to be natural, just a former college athlete... still good fishing buddy haha
When Vis Vires got caught LE seized all his outgoing orders. I was living at home at the time, and the postal inspector knocked on my door while I was at work and gave my mom his card then said “Have him call us, we’d like to know more about a package that was sent here in his name”. I never called, but I needed gear badly because they seized my $600 order. I ended up ordering from a different lab that night. My pack came 3 days later with no issues, and I spent another year ordering gear to the same address.

Bottom line- 9.5/10 times they want the source, not the customer. That being said, VERY rarely they do like to make an example out of someone. Chances are small but it does happen from time to time. It takes a lot of money and resources for an LE investigation, especially when USPS is involved.
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So you're saying that you only got questioned due to your source being caught? I wish i was more social at the gym and could just use the "ask the biggest guy in the gym" technique. I tried that technique, the guy happens to be natural, just a former college athlete... still good fishing buddy haha
Vis Vires was a big source. LE seized all of his outgoing packages and probably had local postal inspector’s visit each address that they were going to. A piece of mail/package can be sent to anyone, by anyone, so just because the postal inspector saw my name on the package it does not mean that he can prove it’s mine, hence he wanted “more information”. If I had happen to have been home that day I would have denied any knowledge of the package and told him “sorry I don’t know what that is or who it’s from”. He would have left shortly afterwards, probably with a “ok, well if you do have any knowledge please give me a call” as his final remark. International mail is a bit different, you can’t really deny ordering 10kg of raw steroid powders to your doorstep haha.

When a source gets compromised LE does weird shit like that. Most of it is a dead end for them but they still need to try and get as much information as possible, especially if pieces of the puzzle don’t all match. Sometimes sources get busted and then their emails get compromised by LE (shitty source opsec lol). With public knowledge of the labs bust (news articles, forums, etc) LE will still try and take orders pretending to be the source, using alternative BTC addresses, generic email responses, etc.

Don’t worry about getting caught ordering steroids online. There’s a reason you can still buy them off the clearnet, and that reason is because they are low priority to LE.


VIS VIRES- Vis Vires Busted by DEA

I loved their gear btw. My first year of using steroids was with VVL shit only haha.
 
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When Vis Vires got caught LE seized all his outgoing orders. I was living at home at the time, and the postal inspector knocked on my door while I was at work and gave my mom his card then said “Have him call us, we’d like to know more about a package that was sent here in his name”. I never called, but I needed gear badly because they seized my $600 order. I ended up ordering from a different lab that night. My pack came 3 days later with no issues, and I spent another year ordering gear to the same address.

Bottom line- 9.5/10 times they want the source, not the customer. That being said, VERY rarely they do like to make an example out of someone. Chances are small but it does happen from time to time. It takes a lot of money and resources for an LE investigation, especially when USPS is involved.
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You still living at mom's house? It all makes sense now.
 
I know someone who charges people 90.00 for every bottle of test at my gym (It's not me, I promise.) And people gladly pay it.
I catch test on sale sometimes for $15 and buy about 20 vials.
I also only pay $20 for Watson at the pharmacy with my trt script.


Yeah people are dumb when it comes to this.
 
You still living at mom's house? It all makes sense now.
Clearly not. To give you the lowdown, I had moved out when I was 17, then back in with her when I was 20ish because I broke up with my ex. I decided to save some money, and now I live in a different state. Before I met my current girlfriend, I did however move in with your mom. Very nice lady. She was also quite the uhh, vixen in the sack... if you catch my drift.
 
Clearly not. To give you the lowdown, I had moved out when I was 17, then back in with her when I was 20ish because I broke up with my ex. I decided to save some money, and now I live in a different state. Before I met my current girlfriend, I did however move in with your mom. Very nice lady. She was also quite the uhh, vixen in the sack... if you catch my drift.
I'm just giving you a hard time, I get it; I live in an extremely expensive area where most people don't move out until they've graduated college and even after that they move in with roommates.
 
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