Confession Box

Man... my wife handed me candy crush soda last year and asked me to help her beat a level. Been hooked ever since.

Pretty much what happened to me. She wanted me to help her, send her lives, tickets, etc. Almost two years later here I am on level 1005 and my soon to be wife doesn't even play anymore. Go figure.
 
Pretty much what happened to me. She wanted me to help her, send her lives, tickets, etc. Almost two years later here I am on level 1005 and my soon to be wife doesn't even play anymore. Go figure.

Haha! Same boat here. She doesn't even touch the game.
But level 1005!? I think I just neat 214 haha.... looks like I've got some work to do.
 
Haha! Same boat here. She doesn't even touch the game.
But level 1005!? I think I just neat 214 haha.... looks like I've got some work to do.

lol, yeah, her sister is on like 1300 and at this point I'm just trying to catch her. Only person on my friends list that's ahead of me. Haven't played the soda version though.
 
Guess ill add a few,

Had a good buddy all thru high school. He was dating a chick for several weeks when i finally met her i knew she wanted to fuck. She just kept giving all the signs. So being a dog, i humped her brains out a few times. When he started to catch on i called him and told him the truth. He was mad but a week or so went by and it passed.

Two weeks later, me and a different friend ended up at a motel with a few girls. We picked which one we wanted to nail and took a trip to poundtown. Later on that night we are sitting around talking a she tells me who her brothers are and fuck me, its my buddy that i just nailed his girlfriend. So i called him a few days later and told him, hey bro i plowed your little sister. I didnt know it was his sister beforehand.

Yup he was pissed. He asked if i was gonna fuck his mom next. In my mind i said, well what does she look like?

So yea as you can imagine we are no longer friends. Shit happens!
 
Hopefully everyone knows the fun of snapchat, but anyways going back about 4 years my lifting partner at the time had been going out with his girl for 3+ years. His gf accidentally sent me a morning snap chat of what she usually sends to him after she gets out of the shower and all that jazz, I say "wow you look amazing" she freaks out and tells me to never tell him (which I didn't) but she kept *accidently* sending me these photos more and more frequently, figured out that my buddy never complimented her and I did so I ended up getting more and better pics of his gf.... Obviously it didn't last between them and now that I think of it I believe she is single now as well.... Gotta go
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When I was 19 I banged my buddies neighbor on his couch...
Thing is, she was mid-50's and she lost half of her foot in a medical chair accident in Germany (that's all she told me...)
Anyways how I found out about the foot was I had her legs over my shoulders in missionary position , and as any man would do, I looked over in the mirror to see what I looked like and boom, there was a nub in my face.
Oh also I kept banging her for months, getting jokes from my buddies like "shes so old she's got a foot in the grave" and all the other foot jokes.
 
This isn't much of a confession as it is an experience...
One thing I love is.vascularity, even before I was really lifting I always loved how veins my arms and calves got at track meets.
Anywhom I remember banging this chick in high school and she caught me looking at the veins in my arms and literally stopped having sex with me (for about 5 minutes anyways)...
Anyone else have similar experiences??
 
This isn't much of a confession as it is an experience...
One thing I love is.vascularity, even before I was really lifting I always loved how veins my arms and calves got at track meets.
Anywhom I remember banging this chick in high school and she caught me looking at the veins in my arms and literally stopped having sex with me (for about 5 minutes anyways)...
Anyone else have similar experiences??
Always checking the mirror if one is around, gotta see the bang session from every point of view possible haha!
 
Confession 3. I will throw shit at your car if road rage gets real.

Confession 4. I LOVE when people pull up along side my truck, act like they are tough and want to say something until they see you are jacked the fuck up. Yea pussy, turn your head away and dont make eye contact.
 
Confession 3. I will throw shit at your car if road rage gets real.

Confession 4. I LOVE when people pull up along side my truck, act like they are tough and want to say something until they see you are jacked the fuck up. Yea pussy, turn your head away and dont make eye contact.
I'd advice you to stay away from tren I don't think it's a good suit for you....
 
Suprisingly the one time i ran tren i was calmer then usual. Dunno, i expected the worst but, not so much.

Point made tho ;-)
 
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