Confession Box

[CdnGuy]

So there's this younger woman I've bin eyeing at the gym late 20's. I only see her a few times a month but she is fit & fine I finally got a chance to strike up a convo. Long story short, she said she doesn't go on dates with guys from the gym."Cuz most of the guys are too into themselves & insecure." I laughed, but she did make a proposal for a date. She asked if I'd attend a Zumba class with her Yeah.... that ended my pursuit of her damn quick lol I'm not that hard up to get laid

 

[jaymaximus]

So there's this younger woman I've bin eyeing at the gym late 20's. I only see her a few times a month but she is fit & fine I finally got a chance to strike up a convo. Long story short, she said she doesn't go on dates with guys from the gym."Cuz most of the guys are too into themselves & insecure." I laughed, but she did make a proposal for a date. She asked if I'd attend a Zumba class with her Yeah.... that ended my pursuit of her damn quick lol I'm not that hard up to get laid

I wouldve said yes. 1st of all you get a shot at her, second you get a shot at all the other ladies in there. And you get the eye candy. Girls love when a real man shows up to these classes because most of the men who do show up are either gay, out of shape, or gay.

 

[CdnGuy]

I wouldve said yes. 1st of all you get a shot at her, second you get a shot at all the other ladies in there. And you get the eye candy. Girls love when a real man shows up to these classes because most of the men who do show up are either gay, out of shape, or gay.

My limit is yoga, no way in hell I'm dancing around like Richard Simmons. No strange is worth that!

 

[jaymaximus]

My limit is yoga, no way in hell I'm dancing around like Richard Simmons. No strange is worth that!

Ill admit. I went twice about 2 - 3 years ago. Some girls from work invited me because they thought I couldnt do it (and I wanted to see one of em naked). Not only did I get her after the first time, but out of the 10 other women in the class at least 4 asked for my number and kept texting...

So yeah, i danced for some ass.

 

[Melly Mel from hell]

I baught dat Zumba to da oldies dvd's off dat tv infomercial. I do it 5 days a week in da mornins in front of the flat screen der while im havin my donut n coffee. It really loosens up da glutes. I kin go deeper on da skwats since i been doin it. An dat Jane Fondu is pretty hot.
I'm gonna try dat Pilateez to da 80's next with dat Olive Newton Jones

 

[CdnGuy]

 

[element00]

Now I understand you gentleman see you rewards at the end of this tunnel, but be sure not to undermine the many years it's taken for heterosexual men to not do unacceptable shit just to get tail. Dancing in leotards or short shorts is coming pretty damn close....

 

[Ozzy619]

So there's this younger woman I've bin eyeing at the gym late 20's. I only see her a few times a month but she is fit & fine I finally got a chance to strike up a convo. Long story short, she said she doesn't go on dates with guys from the gym."Cuz most of the guys are too into themselves & insecure." I laughed, but she did make a proposal for a date. She asked if I'd attend a Zumba class with her Yeah.... that ended my pursuit of her damn quick lol I'm not that hard up to get laid

I agree. Too much work

 

[jaymaximus]

Now I understand you gentleman see you rewards at the end of this tunnel, but be sure not to undermine the many years it's taken for heterosexual men to not do unacceptable shit just to get tail. Dancing in leotards or short shorts is coming pretty damn close....

I agree. Too much work

I wont lie, its a lot. But what Im willing to do is directly correlated to the quality of booty. For a 7, I wont do much extra. But for a girl who's a 9 or so, if I gotta dance and act a little silly Im in. And if I ever met a girl that was an actual 10...well y'all dont wanna know.

 

[Ozzy619]

I wont lie, its a lot. But what Im willing to do is directly correlated to the quality of booty. For a 7, I wont do much extra. But for a girl who's a 9 or so, if I gotta dance and act a little silly Im in. And if I ever met a girl that was an actual 10...well y'all dont wanna know.

If she's a 10 you have to disgrace her. 10's are used to being worshiped. Treat a 10 like a fuck toy. A 9 is hard, 8 is harder to get. 7 is wife material.

 

[jaymaximus]

If she's a 10 you have to disgrace her. 10's are used to being worshiped. Treat a 10 like a fuck toy. A 9 is hard, 8 is harder to get. 7 is wife material.

Funny thing is that it actually works. I forget where I read it, but an old "technique" I saw was to ignore chicks the better they look. When I was in college (and a few times in my current job) I learned to pay them 0 attention. Eventually they would wonder why, when every other guy was going crazy for em, and come up to me.

Of course that only works if you see the person a lot. As far as disgracing women, it never worked for me. Women always get genuinly mad at me. But because Im so sarcastic I cant even compliment a woman without her calling me an asshole. Probably why Im single now

 

[Ozzy619]

Funny thing is that it actually works. I forget where I read it, but an old "technique" I saw was to ignore chicks the better they look. When I was in college (and a few times in my current job) I learned to pay them 0 attention. Eventually they would wonder why, when every other guy was going crazy for em, and come up to me.

Of course that only works if you see the person a lot. As far as disgracing women, it never worked for me. Women always get genuinly mad at me. But because Im so sarcastic I cant even compliment a woman without her calling me an asshole. Probably why Im single now

I can agree with not paying them attention. My current job is full of women like that. It's crazy because when I tell them I'm married it makes them worse. Women are crazy man, psychological creatures.

 

[Sampei]

Of course you have to ignore the 10 because they are worshipped by all those idiots that can't get a pussy even if she was naked tied up to a bed and drugged lol

I would never do anything like that for a woman. Not because i feel My eterosexuality treatened or whatever.... Naaaa it's just I don't do stuff I don't like just to get laid. I know it works jay and I know you can fuck a lot doing stuff like that... But I don't care lol

Too much work plus I set the rules and they have to follow it, if it's the other way around I try to change it and if I can't I just walk away. No women is worth that much but hey I have to admit.... I had to skip on few piece of meat for this and my attitude can help you as much as ruin you

I do find after few years of being a fuckwhore that it's very annoying to pick up new girl everydamntime. Flirting is a mine field that you need to be able to understand and to avoid being blown up. Women are so full of shit, they are always testing you subtley with question etc. Always trying to get if you are alpha or not. The moment you get it wrong they will fucking try to eat you alive and it doesn't matter how long you stay together you always need to be on your game because if you show weakness they will take advantage no matter how much they love you, it's their nature.... But at least after a bit of time that you stay with the same girl you learn to read her better and it's easier to avoid the shitstorm and keep her in line

My opinion of course, not have to be the truth.

it all depends what you searching for, I like sex more then beauty, dirty sex and I have found that beautiful women rarely are that great at fucking or they don't like dirty rough motherfucking crazy sex not all of them but a good share of it. Because most of the men they have been with never even had the guts to tell them: do
This do that, I don't like how you do this, try again or whatever ahah they just prayed god that they were able to fuck them and that was it.

So prefer to get down on the scale and have those wild nights were you don't even remember how the fuck you ended up there... But sure as hell you will remember what happened )

 

[Ozzy619]

Of course you have to ignore the 10 because they are worshipped by all those idiots that can't get a pussy even if she was naked tied up to a bed and drugged lol

I would never do anything like that for a woman. Not because i feel My eterosexuality treatened or whatever.... Naaaa it's just I don't do stuff I don't like just to get laid. I know it works jay and I know you can fuck a lot doing stuff like that... But I don't care lol

Too much work plus I set the rules and they have to follow it, if it's the other way around I try to change it and if I can't I just walk away. No women is worth that much but hey I have to admit.... I had to skip on few piece of meat for this and my attitude can help you as much as ruin you

I do find after few years of being a fuckwhore that it's very annoying to pick up new girl everydamntime. Flirting is a mine field that you need to be able to understand and to avoid being blown up. Women are so full of shit, they are always testing you subtley with question etc. Always trying to get if you are alpha or not. The moment you get it wrong they will fucking try to eat you alive and it doesn't matter how long you stay together you always need to be on your game because if you show weakness they will take advantage no matter how much they love you, it's their nature.... But at least after a bit of time that you stay with the same girl you learn to read her better and it's easier to avoid the shitstorm and keep her in line

My opinion of course, not have to be the truth.

it all depends what you searching for, I like sex more then beauty, dirty sex and I have found that beautiful women rarely are that great at fucking or they don't like dirty rough motherfucking crazy sex not all of them but a good share of it. Because most of the men they have been with never even had the guts to tell them: do
This do that, I don't like how you do this, try again or whatever ahah they just prayed god that they were able to fuck them and that was it.

So prefer to get down on the scale and have those wild nights were you don't even remember how the fuck you ended up there... But sure as hell you will remember what happened )

I can relate to the last part of your post when I was single. The part about dirty women and having random shit play out, normally on drunken nights of debauchery. I used to have no shame, would approach any girl and never give up. Surprised how persistence always played in my favor. But then again getting girls is much like fishing.

 

[Trapmonster]

I had sex with 2 girls in one night, they were both friends, they called me up one night and got me drunk with tequila.I was in hS then, I fucked 1 on the side of the house, then we got the crazy idea of going to the cemetery. It was late about midnight, so we went killed the bottle of tequila, and the 1 I first fucked passed out drunk on the grass. The other one grabbed my hand and took me to the benches by the cremated placards, and started going down on me. After we started fucking on the bench doggy style. We finished up, woke up her friend and left. When I got home, I noticed blood on my underwear and dick. It turns out the second one that I defiled at the cemetery was a virgin... go figure.

 

[Milk Man]

^^^

I love it !.Shes a virgin but will suck down kielbasi no problem.

 

[Leancuisine]

I started a conversation with 2 chick's at a bar a while back, talked more to the uglier one, and the hotter chick was bending over backwards to get my attention. Shit works.
I also got laid (in high school) by bragging about my superior sexing skills to this huge slut at my school. When she stormed off, I looked at her friend and asked "how's all that sound to you?" Banged her in the bathroom.
I also got piss drunk and high, and took a ride home with a woman I've dubbed "the Predator" she was easily 260, 5'11", Haitian, and had thay thick mason twist hair.... she looked like the predator. Anyways I woke up with her in my bed naked.

 

[Sampei]

I started a conversation with 2 chick's at a bar a while back, talked more to the uglier one, and the hotter chick was bending over backwards to get my attention. Shit works.
I also got laid (in high school) by bragging about my superior sexing skills to this huge slut at my school. When she stormed off, I looked at her friend and asked "how's all that sound to you?" Banged her in the bathroom.
I also got piss drunk and high, and took a ride home with a woman I've dubbed "the Predator" she was easily 260, 5'11", Haitian, and had thay thick mason twist hair.... she looked like the predator. Anyways I woke up with her in my bed naked.

Thanks god i never liked being drunk! Never had a predator in my bed, but I fucked a fat ass that was the bestie of one of my ex fiancé. Destroyed a friendship of 20+ years and the bestie was fucking ugly... Like super ugly, compared to my ex fiancé that was a nice 8 lol

I don't even know why I fucking did it... Probably at that time tought it was perverted to bang the best friend of my lady.
What a bad idea...

 

[CdnGuy]

I think I may have a problem. Retrieved a jacket from the closest haven't worn it in yrs!

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

I think I may have a problem. Retrieved a jacket from the closest haven't worn it in yrs!


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