Confession Box

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

You may possibly be installing trust issues into this girl lol

Im just kidding...we laugh about it.
she's as fuct up as I am.
She will get mad at me then go let some guy at the bar hit on her to make me jealous, turns her on to see me get all dark and brooding. Then we go home and have crazy ass make up sex n see cooks me sunny side up eggs w/ texas pete.

match made in heaven

 

[RandallNowan]

I tried to touch her while sleeping to see if I could induce a porn dream in her sleep.... Didn't work.. I got only a: what do you want? Want me to blow you? No? Ok then fuck off I wanna sleep!!

Ahahahhaha )

So.... You could have had a blowie?

 

[Dizzy]

Confession: I tell my girl when she's passive aggressive with me I wait til she falls asleep...then I fart bare ass on her face. I don't really, but I've told her enough times, then said "jk" that she doesn't know what's truth or a lie anymore. I think I've given her a legit phobia, the other night I bumped the dresser comin back from the pisser and she sat straight up panicked like "WHAA..What?!?!"

See I can't do that cuz if I convinced her I was doing it she would start doing it to me.

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

See I can't do that cuz if I convinced her I was doing it she would start doing it to me.

she's been puttin rat poison in my eggs for years...makes your chest hair grow

 

[JimLahey]

When I was 9 my family was at a dairy queen. my older brother and I had to go to the bathroom at the same time. there was only 1 stall so of course he took it. i couldn't hold it anymore so i pissed in the trash can with no garbage bag in it.

i was a senior in high school and dating a freshman. we were both on the track team, and at the last meet of the year most people went home with their parents instead of riding the bus back. well, a 2 hour ride on a bus and i convinced her to blow me. a few minutes in and her best friend looked back from a few row up and figured out what was happening. i busted a nut instantly.

 

[Kakarot]

When I was 9 my family was at a dairy queen. my older brother and I had to go to the bathroom at the same time. there was only 1 stall so of course he took it. i couldn't hold it anymore so i pissed in the trash can with no garbage bag in it.

i was a senior in high school and dating a freshman. we were both on the track team, and at the last meet of the year most people went home with their parents instead of riding the bus back. well, a 2 hour ride on a bus and i convinced her to blow me. a few minutes in and her best friend looked back from a few row up and figured out what was happening. i busted a nut instantly.

I took a shit in a urinal when I was a kid in elementary school because the janitor called me a snot nose little bastard

 

[jJjburton]

I tried to touch her while sleeping to see if I could induce a porn dream in her sleep.... Didn't work.. I got only a: what do you want? Want me to blow you? No? Ok then fuck off I wanna sleep!!

Ahahahhaha )

haha I end up waking her up and somtimes she is pissed but sometimes...

 

[Sampei]

haha I end up waking her up and somtimes she is pissed but sometimes...

Yeah but she is always grumpy when she awake from sleep. So it doesn't work.

I wanted to see if I could induce wet dream if I stimulated her during sleep but I just can't manage to do it without waking her up ahaha

 

[jJjburton]

Yeah but she is always grumpy when she awake from sleep. So it doesn't work.

I wanted to see if I could induce wet dream if I stimulated her during sleep but I just can't manage to do it without waking her up ahaha

lol that would be interesting.

 

[Sampei]

lol that would be interesting.

If she doesn't start moaning and screaming the name Of someone else. Then it goes from interesting to a crime scene

 

[JimLahey]

I took a shit in a urinal when I was a kid in elementary school because the janitor called me a snot nose little bastard

he may have been right haha

 

[JJ408G]

About 1 years ago my training partner was a fucking natty. He was sure proud it. Always taking shit to me about it jucieing. So I ended up giving him a bottle of allmax r ala told him to take it 3 caps 3 times a day.I empty the caps and put dbol 10 Mgs. Lol.it was about 3 weeks worth. He's not natty anymore lol shortly after that he went to the dark side.I never told him what I did till this day.

 

[Dimentio]

Sometimes I use the women's washroom at work, they have the extended toilet seats and they are so much more comfortable than the regular seats in the men's room

 

[CdnGuy]

Sometimes I use the women's washroom at work, they have the extended toilet seats and they are so much more comfortable than the regular seats in the men's room

Haha no doubt I had to use the women's once at work cuz men's was occupied. Found out the women's had triple ply tp and men got one ply wtf lol

 

[D-Ballin]

Haha no doubt I had to use the women's once at work cuz men's was occupied. Found out the women's had triple ply tp and men got one ply wtf lol

LOL! The girls at one of my old jobs used to have a pool to stock their own TP, because they couldn't stand the us foods one ply shit that the place had. I used to go in and steal their TP when I was working graveyards.

Christ, I forgot about that shit. Fucking rolling right now. That USF toilet paper is seriously terrible though. . .

 

[CdnGuy]

You know you spend too much time here. WHEN you have full on dreams of kicking it with dudes you've never even met before!!!!!!!!!! Wtf

 

[viking23]

All I want to know is.... was I in my Viking attire?? Lmao

 

[Dimentio]

You know you spend too much time here. WHEN you have full on dreams of kicking it with dudes you've never even met before!!!!!!!!!! Wtf

haha as long as they aren't nightmares

 

[jayb]

I got one that's just funny. Happened last week. I sleep naked on my stomach w no covers if it's hot, as was then. My kids sneak in my room in the morning sometimes to get my phone. I rolled over a little ad I was waking up and something rolled down the crack of my ass and hit my scrotum. I moved some more and it happened again. I reached back an one of those boys lined pocket change along the crack of my ass like a Mohawk.

Been a long time since I laughed that hard. Having kids I can see that happening

 

[Sampei]

Yesterday I was out with my woman and the dogs. So we are at a pool party at the gym and a little girl (4-5 years old) come to us asking to touch my dogs (two chiwi).

I say ok and don't even look at her. Few mins later I feel something touching my cock so I fucking look down to see what the fuck it's going on. It's the little girl trying to call me. I ignore the thing and ask
Her what does she want. Some little girl bullshit.

Problem is the little bitch every 30 seconds has to get my attention to tell me what my dogs are doing (hellooooo they are fucking dogs I know what they do) and because she is very short and I'm standing just in front of her she thinks that the best way to call me is literally knock on my dick.

No fucking joke I start jumping every 30 seconds and my woman is looking at me like: are you retqrded? What the fuck is going on? At the fourth time I look at her and whisper: the little fucker keep knocking on my cock to get my attention.

She started laughing so hard that even the little girl laughed without any reason.

I was seriously worried about getting a boner. Before someone accuse me of being a perv or worse, I believe some of you have been on tren cialis and test. My dick has a life of his own. It doesn't need stimulation or arousal, if I wrongly rub it in the pants it stands! Sometime I get a boner at work just being sitter for few hours without no fucking reason.

Now imagine if the same thing was going to happen with that little evil motherfucking bitch knocking on it... Trust me boys... I was cold sweating!