goodguygreg
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I have faked an orgasm
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johnnyBALLZ
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)]Me too, high off my ass on opiates.. After a certain point you just don't feel like going anymore.. On other drugs though I'd want to keep going forever and could bust when they started to wear off.. Crazy days..
PI I will confess to nothing and I don'r care if you got photos of me doing it. That ain't me in those photos man
I don't know who it is but it sure as hell isn't me!
I don't know who it is but it sure as hell isn't me!
I drove an hour to a hotel once to bang an escort, I bought malt liquor for some kids outside of a store on my way there.
Also, this one time I had this chick riding me and I was about to bust off, I told her and she wouldn't get off me, so I tossed her off and she bounced one time on the edge of the bed and flew off and hit her head on the floor. As she was holding her head crying I scurried to the floor and busted it on her face. I felt kind of bad about that one
Damn!!!!!
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Me too, high off my ass on opiates.. After a certain point you just don't feel like going anymore.. On other drugs though I'd want to keep going forever and could bust when they started to wear off.. Crazy days..
Ha I've been there too. It's funny to think about it now.
I wonder if I was believable ? It's not an easy thing to do [
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Bruno Mars is my guilty pleasure.
nuncaquite
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I dont understand. What did you feel bad about?
I DID NOT Have "Sexual Relations" with that WOMAN.....!!!!!..... ...... .....
Damn it..!
Damn it..!
DieYoungStrong
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In high school, I banged my girlfriend with a cucumber. When I was done, I rinsed it off and put it back in the fridge so her mother wouldn't ask where it went. I couldn't stop giggling like Quagmire when everyone was eating salad a dinner
NOW - Step into your time machine, Turn the page back a digit or two, and with FIRST HAND Knowledge of the Human Animal, WONDER Who elses paths that Cucumber might have crossed prior to hitting that table, or your girl for that matter.... Or the one on ANY Salad you eat ANY WHERE.. Wonder what the last hostess (or Host) of that last dinner party was thinking when you were enjoying that nice pre-meal deluge... [)]
"Never Chase Women or Busses - ya always get left behind....!"
"NEVER.... Eat a cucumber unless you are will to CHANCE some BEHIND..."
L...............O.............L.................
) of that last dinner party was thinking when you were enjoying that nice pre-meal deluge... [)]"Never Chase Women or Busses - ya always get left behind....!"
"NEVER.... Eat a cucumber unless you are will to CHANCE some BEHIND..."
L...............O.............L.................
In high school, I banged my girlfriend with a cucumber. When I was done, I rinsed it off and put it back in the fridge so her mother wouldn't ask where it went. I couldn't stop giggling like Quagmire when everyone was eating salad a dinner
goodguygreg
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I used to fuck my first girlfriend in middle school only in public restrooms. Both of our parents were always home. I tore her hymen in a Porto potty. Nothing like your first love.
DieYoungStrong
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Did you rinse the blood off with a splash of blue water, and go on your merry way?
Ahhhhhhhh..... Young Love......
goodguygreg
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Used my sock
conquistador
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I confess I'm homophobic and prejudiced against gays. Seeking to 'improve' my character and judgment towards others, the other day I called this old classmate -who's a fag and a good friend of mine- and took him to the movies. Not as in a date. More like 'boys' night out?? Anyways, I hope you get what I mean... Don't know how to put it without sounding gay [)]
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Bumb.
