I used to call her Gumby in front of her sister to make her giggle.
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noah_k
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Quote of the week..
necropuppy
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Ive always wanted to fuck a fat chick!!Well, chubby anyways. I see some cute chubby chicks that I just wanna pound like a beast while I flex in the mirror, American Phsyco style.
I did that. It was epic. However I still look back on that in shame. She was morbidly obese. So glad none of my bros know about that.
TYW89
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Sometimes I skip workouts to eat my girlfriend out. 
Ozzy619
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I drink my pregnant wifes first morning piss for the organic HCG
I think pussy 48 hours away from it's last shower tastes better than clean pussy
^^^ Even better on a Saturday night after an intense workout. Plenty of cheese for the crackers and wine
pittbox
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I'm with Brutus, I love pussy and i want my pussy to smell and taste like pussy,
Not flowers and perfume soap.
My ol'lady works a late shift so im asleep when she gets home. She just gets right in bed and showers in the morning.
I love to snatch her up first thing as soon as she wakes up.
That things already got a full 12 hour shift on it plus the over night marination.
Nothing better!
Not flowers and perfume soap.
My ol'lady works a late shift so im asleep when she gets home. She just gets right in bed and showers in the morning.
I love to snatch her up first thing as soon as she wakes up.
That things already got a full 12 hour shift on it plus the over night marination.
Nothing better!
calfcramp
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Me too. She was born w/ no pinkie finger on both hands. HAHAHA!
calfcramp
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I'm clean.
Ozzy619
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Here's a two 4 one.
While in high school I used to bang this dirty chick. One night, with the lights out so it was very dark, I went down on her. When we were done doing the dirty I went to the bathroom. When I looked in the mirror it looked like I murdered someone. She had her period and I had blood all over my face, hands and chest. It was fucking nasty.
This one is funny but kinda gay. I used to bang this fat chick. She loved to suck dick but would never swallow, just spit. One night we went to a bar and got fucked up. I can only remember getting home and her giving me head on my couch in the living room, don't remeber anything else. The next morning I woke up with a pounding headache and dehyrated as fuck. I go to my living room and there's a bottle of gatorade on my coffee table. I was stoked. First chug of the gatorade and I immediately puke. Now I make sure that every chick swallows
While in high school I used to bang this dirty chick. One night, with the lights out so it was very dark, I went down on her. When we were done doing the dirty I went to the bathroom. When I looked in the mirror it looked like I murdered someone. She had her period and I had blood all over my face, hands and chest. It was fucking nasty.
This one is funny but kinda gay. I used to bang this fat chick. She loved to suck dick but would never swallow, just spit. One night we went to a bar and got fucked up. I can only remember getting home and her giving me head on my couch in the living room, don't remeber anything else. The next morning I woke up with a pounding headache and dehyrated as fuck. I go to my living room and there's a bottle of gatorade on my coffee table. I was stoked. First chug of the gatorade and I immediately puke. Now I make sure that every chick swallows
TYW89
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Someone got their red wings.
Haha. How did you not taste the blood?
I really wanna go down on my girlfriend when she's on her period, but she's kinda on the fence about it. How to convince??
Ozzy619
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^^^ couldn't taste it at all. Mixed in with some vag juice and I couldn't tell at all. I def wasn't into it, but to each his own. I used to bang a chick that wanted me to piss on her. Best thing to do with you chick is get her drunk. Drunk chicks are down for anything.
Im really a hot Asian chick [emoji6]
i have a two inh dick and jerk off by running my fingers on it
sapperdaddy
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Drunk chicks are the best!!!
sapperdaddy
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I consider roofying my wife sometimes just so I can do some nasty shit to her.
pittbox
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The last time I got out of jail I moved to a shitty area that was ripe with crack rocks and pussy for sale.
It was wide open pussy market bro's.
I never seen so much blatant prostitution in such a small place.
I would just sit on my porch and wait for an acceptable one to walk by and wave her in.
I would never fuck them, just bj's.
It was great at first having just been locked up a while.
But it wasn't long before I got bored with bj's, nothing does the job like pussy but I couldn't bring myself to fuck one of those pigs.
So for fun I started jacking it right before I would pick one up just to watch her work her ass off for it lol.
Some of them would get really pissed and start bitching accusing me of being on coke. Others would just turn the slut up a notch and start really going for it.
Begging me to cum in their mouths, moaning and slurping on it porn style.
I've spent up to 100.00 a week on bj's.
It got to be a really bad habit for a little while.
My situation has all around improved since those days. I do sometimes miss the excitement of calling someone over and 30 seconds later my junk is balls deep in her mouth but I wouldn't trade anything for the ol'lady I have now.
It was wide open pussy market bro's.
I never seen so much blatant prostitution in such a small place.
I would just sit on my porch and wait for an acceptable one to walk by and wave her in.
I would never fuck them, just bj's.
It was great at first having just been locked up a while.
But it wasn't long before I got bored with bj's, nothing does the job like pussy but I couldn't bring myself to fuck one of those pigs.
So for fun I started jacking it right before I would pick one up just to watch her work her ass off for it lol.
Some of them would get really pissed and start bitching accusing me of being on coke. Others would just turn the slut up a notch and start really going for it.
Begging me to cum in their mouths, moaning and slurping on it porn style.
I've spent up to 100.00 a week on bj's.
It got to be a really bad habit for a little while.
My situation has all around improved since those days. I do sometimes miss the excitement of calling someone over and 30 seconds later my junk is balls deep in her mouth but I wouldn't trade anything for the ol'lady I have now.
johnnyBALLZ
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Awesome story.. Wins the thread hands down...
I agree.
