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johnnyBALLZ said:
Awesome story.. Wins the thread hands down...
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lol really? and I debated telling it for the longest time. Sometimes when I tell stories from the old days they are so outrageous people just think I'm making the shit up.
So I've learned to just keep them to myself or a very select few.
 
pittbox said:
lol really? and I debated telling it for the longest time. Sometimes when I tell stories from the old days they are so outrageous people just think I'm making the shit up.
So I've learned to just keep them to myself or a very select few.
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I've yet to tell my most outrageous story so you have the thread so far.. ;)
 
I got one that's just funny. Happened last week. I sleep naked on my stomach w no covers if it's hot, as was then. My kids sneak in my room in the morning sometimes to get my phone. I rolled over a little ad I was waking up and something rolled down the crack of my ass and hit my scrotum. I moved some more and it happened again. I reached back an one of those boys lined pocket change along the crack of my ass like a Mohawk.
 
One time I was smoking crack in a motel room... I think I was 19 years old. I called a high price escort service up and ordered a girl. She came over and I fucked her brains out...I invited her to come back over when she was done for the night... I frantically searched for something to come down on when the crack ran out in the meantime and came up with half a dozen hits of acid I had stashed back at my house. I went back in the motel room and smoked rock until the whore showed up. Once she did I finished off the rock and took the acid... just as it was kicking in I remembered a nice piece I hid from myself as I was fond of doing.... I went in the bathroom to smoke it and just as I torched it the acid kicked in overdrive. I flipped out because I thought her pimp was going to kill me or something.... I turned off the light and wouldn't answer until management forced me out of the bathroom the next day. Lifestyles of the baller type!
 
One time I fucked two of my sister's friends at the same time... and didn't realize in my drunken state she was passed out in the bed too. Clothes on- but still kinda flowers in the attic
 
Iv'e never been with a brunette, and iv'e slept with numerous black chicks, asian chick, and tons of blonds/red head. I want to get with a midget and a chubby chick someday to tell my unborn son how cool his old man once was.
 
Acid lol crackers shouldn't be allowed to have this on their person at all. I have one for this. Grateful dead perforated sheets and I have one sheet 100 hits. Well I sell nine ten packs and just randomly decided that I was gonna take the last. Their is clean acid and then dirty acid and this wasn't some white blotter look at the fucking carpet acid this was very dirty with vivid visions I still see today , btw I am sixteen years old at this time high school drop out and living with my mom on the south side of town in BelAir which is section 8 apartments as far as you can see. I start tripping and just so fucking happens my trip is about the second coming of Adolf fucking Hitler. I am beating on neighbors doors with a loaded glock nine and in nothing but my boxers informing these mexican,black,white asian people living in this complex they need to strap the fuck up because Adolf is in fucking bound. Thank god my neighbor Devin took my gun and tried to get me to go inside my apartment but oh fuck no I had to show out until police are chasing my ass across the parking lot and I am literally begging these mother fuckers to not let adolf take over. Maw Maw was who picked me up the next morning in nothing but my boxers and still coming off the intense side of the acid trip. Poor maw maw
 
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dper726 said:
The things i would join in on this thread with everyone if I wasn't paranoid about my wife digging up on me via these forums like she already did on my Facebook/Instagram.
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Yea dude I got rid of my facebook and instagram for the same reason. I never watch threads because I don't want the notifications coming to my email. If my wife even knew I was on here she would have my balls. Can't get away with shit from her :(
 
Ozzy619 said:
Yea dude I got rid of my facebook and instagram for the same reason. I never watch threads because I don't want the notifications coming to my email. If my wife even knew I was on here she would have my balls. Can't get away with shit from her :(
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Happy wife = happy life
 
I've often wondered about using the services of an escort/prostitute but have heard that all but the top dollar whores are nasty af
 
When I get gooned out on cocaine products I say a lot of nice shit to women I really regret when I sober up- shit I really didn't mean. Once I learned from that mistake over and over again I finally would just pay for a bitch and when I ran out of coke I kick a bitch out.... as mr sheen said- you are paying them to leave!
 
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