Here's a two 4 one.
While in high school I used to bang this dirty chick. One night, with the lights out so it was very dark, I went down on her. When we were done doing the dirty I went to the bathroom. When I looked in the mirror it looked like I murdered someone. She had her period and I had blood all over my face, hands and chest. It was fucking nasty.
This one is funny but kinda gay. I used to bang this fat chick. She loved to suck dick but would never swallow, just spit. One night we went to a bar and got fucked up. I can only remember getting home and her giving me head on my couch in the living room, don't remeber anything else. The next morning I woke up with a pounding headache and dehyrated as fuck. I go to my living room and there's a bottle of gatorade on my coffee table. I was stoked. First chug of the gatorade and I immediately puke. Now I make sure that every chick swallows