Confession Box

I think the confession box has gotten a little off topic.

My wife hasn't been giving bj's like she used to so today when I went downstairs I filled up her blender bottle with water for her. I dipped my dick in it so she wouldn't forget what I taste like :) She was very pleased I got her water and tonight Im getting a BJ for being so nice lately lol
Ozzy + 1 wife=0 lol
 
I once fucked this fat chick back in the day she was the last one that stay at the party. Fucked the shit out of her had no idea she was a virgin. I saw her again a month later at bar with her friends. I acted like I never met her or knew her she was so pissed. But I just kept playing dumb.
 
I met this couple on pof. This guy wanted me to fuck his girl while he watched. Leave it up to pmac to handle that for ya. She was hot too. It happened a few times but I got tired of paying for their hotel Room on Friday night.
 
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I know. The guy just wanted to watch. He said as long as he didn't see my face we are good. Ya buddy I domt want to look at you either. I'm 6'''1 he was like 4'11. He couldn't have been pleasuring her.
 
Wings - That is some strong natural gift...!

*** Sorry in advance for this HIJACK or A HIGHJACK:confused:. But wings threw that impressive video out there so I felt the need important.:D:p:cool:
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Words of friendly advice. If you are like me and some budz that learn the hard way.. BE CAREFUL IF UP AROUND 35-40 years of age now...!

1. You are clearly gifted neurologically as well as muscle skeletal. That tends to have a negative effect in that you can walk up to a bench on any given day and plow out some weight. THE/YOUR NERVES DON'T FORGET. The issue is the muscles and tendons DON'T KNOW they are older or might quite no be quite as 'dynamic' as they used to be. We forget HOW MANY YEARS we trained these tendons to handle these loads back when we began lifting in high school..! A good sign that your NEUROLOGICAL CNS Signalling outweighs physical preparedness is if when you return to the gym after a long layoff and your first day is your best for about a month or so just to get back to that first day point..! Many people do not possess this so if you think its normal,,, it is not - be warned.

2. I am here to tell you that unless you have trained steadily all your life, there is about a 40% (I guesstimate) chance that you WILL sustain injury in any rash attempt to hit that 500..!

3. The injury can range anywhere from a strained/pulled muscle if lucky, to a ruptured pec-tendon-tear, to cartilage or ligament in the shoulder... AND GOD FORBID SPINAL...!

4. Warm up long and slow. Emphasize your warm up to the workout as reps with limited weight and look for the pump up as warm up sign to acknowledge ready. I recommend AT LEAST 4 sets min over 20-30 minutes / personally for me is even more..! Take big long high rep sets with CRITICAL to spend plenty of time just walking around chatting in a good three of four of these for warmup. Keep static and dynamic stretching in play but minimize.

5. And if indeed approaching 40, REMEMBER that EVEN NONE of this renders you safe..! And injuries do not heal life they would in high school believe me.! What GH could possibly do is wonderz if happenz / I hear. But the damage MUST BE properly reparable for that the work if so. Be safe..!

*** THE REASON I TELL YOU THIS and ALSO OFFER AS A GROUNDING TO ALL READING as IMPORTANTLY PRECAUTIONARY as not to go into psychic overload over that fine presentation is as follows..:

PLAIN AND SIMPLE - An injury will RUIN YOUR DAMN LIFE AT THIS STAGE OF THE GAME..! Many do not speak of this psychological phenomenon. But its a sad truth. You don't hear about it because the end result is usually that they are so overwhelmed by the pain and negative pshchological personal life consequences that they literally just fall off the face of the map when it happens..:(

(A) And for a lighter example, a buddy of mine that just went bat shit pumping chest back up and tore a tendon loose from a pec. While he got the best surgical care, and did recuperate in 3-6 months naturally - the long and short is that it retired him from that workout.. It was not all that important to him thought... Its actually two years later now that I think back...

(B) Mid case negative scenario, is that you loose your mind and start working straight bar with heavy weight (big no-no for older guys/especially under-trained onez!). And perhaps as triceps and rack a damb elbow which will haunt you for MANY YEARS if not life. Or even take that straight bar overhead doing shoulders and perhaps insanely go behind the head down to shoulder doing presses. The dreaded shoulder injury IS THE MOST INSIDIOUS IN THE GAME. This one will NEVER FREAKING HEAL SHORT OF TRACTION..! Really!!! And because we re-injure the bastard every damn night just trying to get some winks..

(C) Worst case would be you sustain a spinal mid-lower back, or even a C-Type neck injury..! (be warned alwayz sneeze facing forward!!! No shit..!) But a spinal injury will humble yer ass to talking to God on a daily basis and essentially have you begging for him to take you..! It is the most unbelievably debilitating lifestyle ending form of injury.! A lower back injury will flat out retire you from what you love - which is being strong and living as you now know it..! Once that happens it trickles down to the rest of you life just rendering everywhere/everything from not even wanting to go to work, to potentially impotent or incontinent if you got real unlucky on the wrong vertebra, to your wife now changing her views about you (sadly its a fact as you are no longer he same man - they can't help it it's wired into them genetically!!). And the worst part being is that the UNSPOKEN is that CNS Spinal injurys are (3 Pronged) in that they are (1) a DIRECT injury at the backbone to deal with and care for always leaving you paranoid and cautious - You realize mortality (not good for us "immortals"), (2) truly when someone says "back injury" they mean REPORTING OUT to where the nerves go. So you get to watch shit atrophy as you now learn to intricacies of the spinal column/CNS and WHAT nerves come form WHERE and do WHAT.., & (3) the nerve signalling actually REVERSE FEEDz BACK UP the spine and simply and truthfully will slowly DRIVE YOU INSANE. This failure of the electrical signal to flow on jambs back up to the brain causing a MYRIAD of shit ranging from HEADACHES - to inability to even think normal brain patterns/zombie-like - to flat out APATHY, LETHARGY, INSANITY and ANGER...! I find the last above as TRULY UNSPOKEN and really in a "Medical Science Sense" NOT EVEN ADDRESSED. Even Ortho's can not truly qualify and quantify this result and can only correlate and agree they see it as a result. Still you get treated like a potential Fibromyalgia patient and as time linger on that some othro office starting to question whether you are a simple drug seeker...! Its crazy and you flat out find yourself left out in the cold to suffer alone..!!!

So just some healthy bro advice as I saw you mention that you were contemplating cycling as a first. DON'T LET THAT BE YOU - Or anyone else reading..! On a last note DO NOT FORGET THE CREATINE...! There used to be a lot of negative hype around steroid communities uttering false claims like "who needs creatine when you got juice." THIS IS THE FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH. And for older guys the creating IS ESSENTIAL.!! I estimate it is equally as valuable to a 40 year old male in strength training/returning to - with consideration of anabolic steroids in the arsenal. But any age for that matter. You WILL almost double you gains if considering a basic testosterone/deca type cycle which is the entry way to go. Creatine alone took me over the wall of the 285 bench to the 350 range back in my younger day! And in 6 months flat..! You might consider just testosterone & Creatine alone as a primer cycle...! There are other new supplements out there today life DAA and DMAE, which are also fairly innocuous as far and negative side effects. Just don't forget the "up & up supplements" in any delusion anyone may have painted for you that "Steroids are a Superman Cape". They are not..! But they are a nice bolster to healing which equals growth..!

Good things..!:)

Here man this is one of the only older videos I have from when I was in hs (and fatter), but I feel it's only fair to show videos when I'm making claims. The first video is a pause bench with 350lb() and the second video was taken yesterday and shows how even though I'm weaker I can still hit 300+ ().

Also guys it is an account I never use, however I can't use my real account with all my videos, because they show my face and school. Thanks.
 
SO BACK ON TRACK (@ JohnnyBALLz this onez yer fault:D;))

One time me and the wife were getting into it pretty bad and it had been persisting for some time unresolved. So I handled it. She was refusing to show interest in the bedroom and I told her - OK you wanna play that way well yer gonna be tasting my spunk again one way or the other..!!! Next thing one evening sitting around with nothing to do and an unused Woodrove and a sac-full-o-batter. I fired off a load in her magnum sized red wine bottle. Yes... I said it...:confused::eek::confused: So one day not too far down the road (Drunk manhater she can be), she was pouring her self up a nice glass at the end of the bottle. I'm thinking DAMN where the hell is the report I have been expecting over this.!???!? Lo&BEHOLD. She is taking a sip of that last glass and this long string of dark red substance gets caught in her teeth when she took the glass from mouth and we hanging all the way down the front of her shirt.. LOL LOL LOL Did I say L..... O..... L......! I really ran the "Safe-math" prior to the retaliation as rationing well the kids can't possibly be affected and its HER BOTTLE. And what if her cunt friends come over that were most likely reinforcing her negative attitude? Well, icing on the cake as she was rubbing one off with them too. After all if they are gonna share my wife, they are sharing with me DAMNIT...! But I saw it happening and ripped comedic terror through my heart so fast and powerfully in choked on my beer and had to run to the furthest depths of the back yard to have a HEARTY CHUCKLE...!

LESSON..? If you are ever planning to pay a cheating woman back in the manner. ALWAY allow the semen to "de-gel" first. Then spray it in there is the very fine syringe pin so that it goes in there as "microdots". As it will harden in the wine solution...! That ways she can gobble it down life fine yeast construct as found in the bottom of nice wines - Somewhere? - .. Chuckling again right now with my very vivid memory indeed. Haunts somedays. Services well now.. LOL. Damn I do hope she never decides to read this shit...!:confused::eek::eek::rolleyes::p:D

And NO, those manhating bitch friends of hers never go to experience me FIRST HAND..:mad::(:)
 
I met this couple on pof. This guy wanted me to fuck his girl while he watched. Leave it up to pmac to handle that for ya. She was hot too. It happened a few times but I got tired of paying for their hotel Room on Friday night.

This has happened to me too, but from craigslist. They would host and everything. The wife was a runner and in great shape.
 
I once got invited over to a milf's place, to fuck her while her husband watched....he invited me in, smoked a doobie , drank 8 beers and plowed the shit out of her...I was 23...they were late 30's , she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...after i blew my load in her, i told him it was his turn....haha then he plowed her with my cum dripping out of her while I washed up...haha good times...did that a couple of times...

you only live once right>?
 
I had sex with 3 sisters in the same day. Wasnt evened planned. Just happened. I ended up marrying one of them and they still all dont know.

Once I was at a party and this chick took me outside to give me some head. I busted in her mouth and we went back in. About 20 minutes later I see her drunk ass tongue kissing one of my best friends. Never told him, couldnt bring myself to do it.
 
I had sex with 3 sisters in the same day. Wasnt evened planned. Just happened. I ended up marrying one of them and they still all dont know.

Once I was at a party and this chick took me outside to give me some head. I busted in her mouth and we went back in. About 20 minutes later I see her drunk ass tongue kissing one of my best friends. Never told him, couldnt bring myself to do it.
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Me too. The third girl even gave me head... I felt guilty. The next day.

Don't. I tell them right up front there will be another woman's pussy juice and they don't care. No problem=no guilt....

Once I was at a party and this chick took me outside to give me some head. I busted in her mouth and we went back in. About 20 minutes later I see her drunk ass tongue kissing one of my best friends. Never told him, couldnt bring myself to do it.

That's the trouble with those old skanks - it works both ways. When you consider the fact that women are far more devious and sneaky than men, and not to mention just plain dirty, the chances are pretty good that you got sloppy seconds at least a few times and never knew it. Hope you didn't take that dive.
 
I would like to thank TEK for damaging me mentally by linking to this thread. You filthy, filthy, mansluts.

My contribution:

I once woke up in my next-door neighbors house during an overseas tour. Not from some sort of fucked up sex adventure ala the rest of this thread but....

Apparently I had gotten blithering drunk (as per the norm) lost my glasses on the way home, stopped at the wrong door, couldn't figure out why the house keys wouldn't work and took the simple path of smashing in the glass door with my fist and letting myself in.

Once through that door, I was further confronted by a puzzlingly locked inner wooden door (I never locked that one). Undeterred I apparently kicked that one into kindling went into the living room and went to bed.

Neighbors were thankfully back in the States on leave and somehow no one called the cops.

Had the doors replaced with duplicates and the original locks inserted. They never knew.
 
That's the trouble with those old skanks - it works both ways. When you consider the fact that women are far more devious and sneaky than men, and not to mention just plain dirty, the chances are pretty good that you got sloppy seconds at least a few times and never knew it. Hope you didn't take that dive.

I've already put thought into this idea and you're right. Statistically it's bound to happen at some point. My only argument is I'm a horn dog :(
 
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