Confession Box

[MindlessWork]

She loves ripped and yolked dudes. That is exactly why I hate the situation, she is flirty and I can see her starring at my arms and chest. She wants me to start taking her to the gym with me. I don't think so.

C'mon...you only live once

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

I'm married though regardless of incest. Lol

A dry handy between cousins isn't frowned upon.

Is it?

 

[ebkallday]

A dry handy between cousins isn't frowned upon.

Is it?

Lol. Fuck that, if I'm pulling it out that fucker is getting wet.

 

[Demondosage]

So this chick who cuts my hair always stares at my dick through my gym shorts. It's pretty obvious and when I bring my son in there and stand next to the chair she is really bad about it. It's like a dirty old man or something.

So I mess with her sometimes. I go to the bathroom and get a little semi action going on and tuck my dick down in a way it's really out there. Then I'll walk back out and stand next to the chair and push my hips out so it's all out there, then she really gets to looking. It's fucking hilarious

 

[CdnGuy]

Well an old booty call just e mailed after 7 yrs . She's a 30 yr old single mom now and lives outta town. Her and her girlfriend are coming to the city for a concert this wknd and wanna have a 3some. Thank you God !

 

[big boi]

sometimes I sit in my driveway withmy car running just contiplating should I go inside to the family or should I put it in reverse n head for Mexico.

 

[jaymaximus]

sometimes I sit in my driveway withmy car running just contiplating should I go inside to the family or should I put it in reverse n head for Mexico.

I had many days like this. Get home after work, park the car, and just sit there thinking about going in to the wife and kid. Eventually I always made it inside, but sometimes it took awhile.

 

[Ultimatepip]

Sometimes I use CBS's posts on political/ religion issues and post em on Facebook so my friends think I'm smart

 

[fastasf]

About 7 years ago I found out my girl was cheating on me with one of my best friends. I called up my most recent fuck buddy who was a total whore. I went to her house and fucked her in the ass. Called my girl up and went to her house and made her suck my dick then I told her where it had been 20 minutes earlier. Lol.

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Sometimes I go to Denver and imagine I'm Kobe.

 

[MANWHORE]

I used to stick my dick between the cushions of the couch and fuck it when I was younger ...
maybe about 8-10 ...

I used to hump my sister's dolls ..
they both had these three foot dolls and I had a threesome with them ... Naked ...
No holes back then just hard plastic

 

[MANWHORE]

I fucked my ... Two girlfriends ago for 11hrs straight the first date soon as we got back from dinner in Hoboken ...

2.5hrs in the car and 8.5 in her townhouse ...

Secret you ask?
Methadone .. and lexapro
but I am sure the lexapro fell asleep long before the methadone did

 

[Morefyah]

About 7 years ago I found out my girl was cheating on me with one of my best friends. I called up my most recent fuck buddy who was a total whore. I went to her house and fucked her in the ass. Called my girl up and went to her house and made her suck my dick then I told her where it had been 20 minutes earlier. Lol.

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

I used to stick my dick between the cushions of the couch and fuck it when I was younger ...
maybe about 8-10 ...

I used to hump my sister's dolls ..
they both had these three foot dolls and I had a threesome with them ... Naked ...
No holes back then just hard plastic

I'm not the only one.

 

[jaymaximus]

Thought I'd revive this...

Confession: A long time ago I hooked up with my best friends girlfriend (by a long time I mean over 10 years ago). They had just got together and werent real serious. Since then theyve had 2 kids together and he just asked her to marry him, and asked me to be the best man. (He still doesnt know).

Oh and she has 3 sisters. All fine. And ive hooked up with all of them. She asked me not to, but I did. And she doesnt know.

Extra confession: 92% of the trouble I get in is caused by my d*ck.

 

[FockU]

When I was younger I used to jackoff in the tanning bed..

Ive jacked off in the spa pools, sauna, turkish bath... long etc

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Me and my lil brother shot a cardinal with my BB gun when I was like 7/8. We tried to bury the evidence in the yard so we wouldn't get a whippin. I remember him crying when we put the earth over it and the whistle it made when it forced the last breath out of it's chest. That was the first and last time I ever took a life for "fun". Came out to catch the bus for school and the dog had dug it up and and left it on the doormat, we freaked and threw it behind some of the flowers in the yard. When we got home I made my brother help my tie it up in grocery bags with rocks and we threw it in the lake.
He was really scared and I remember telling him we could never ever tell anyone because that's what brothers do...as far I know he's never told anyone to this day. He was maybe in pre K, I'm confident he still remembers though...

 

[dieseljimmy]

Me and my lil brother shot a cardinal with my BB gun when I was like 7/8. We tried to bury the evidence in the yard so we wouldn't get a whippin. I remember him crying when we put the earth over it and the whistle it made when it forced the last breath out of it's chest. That was the first and last time I ever took a life for "fun". Came out to catch the bus for school and the dog had dug it up and and left it on the doormat, we freaked and threw it behind some of the flowers in the yard. When we got home I made my brother help my tie it up in grocery bags with rocks and we threw it in the lake.
He was really scared and I remember telling him we could never ever tell anyone because that's what brothers do...as far I know he's never told anyone to this day. He was maybe in pre K, I'm confident he still remembers though...

You owe him for 4 years of psychotherapy

 

[Ozzy619]

Me and my lil brother shot a cardinal with my BB gun when I was like 7/8. We tried to bury the evidence in the yard so we wouldn't get a whippin. I remember him crying when we put the earth over it and the whistle it made when it forced the last breath out of it's chest. That was the first and last time I ever took a life for "fun". Came out to catch the bus for school and the dog had dug it up and and left it on the doormat, we freaked and threw it behind some of the flowers in the yard. When we got home I made my brother help my tie it up in grocery bags with rocks and we threw it in the lake.
He was really scared and I remember telling him we could never ever tell anyone because that's what brothers do...as far I know he's never told anyone to this day. He was maybe in pre K, I'm confident he still remembers though...

Haha that had me rolling. Sounds like some straight up murder shit. Putting it in a bag with rocks was the icing. As a kid I grew up on a farm and I got a nickel for every red wing black bird I got, they would ravage our corn crops. I had a neighbor that would pay me to get all his prairie dogs, their holes are an easy way to take out a horse or cow.

I cant even go into detail all the fucked up shit I seen growing up on that farm. My grandad was the cruelest person Ive ever met. Lets just say he didnt like to waste bullets. Im glad I grew up and now know better, no way I can teach my kids some of the shit he taught me.

 

[Ozzy619]

Thought I'd revive this...

Confession: A long time ago I hooked up with my best friends girlfriend (by a long time I mean over 10 years ago). They had just got together and werent real serious. Since then theyve had 2 kids together and he just asked her to marry him, and asked me to be the best man. (He still doesnt know).

Oh and she has 3 sisters. All fine. And ive hooked up with all of them. She asked me not to, but I did. And she doesnt know.

Extra confession: 92% of the trouble I get in is caused by my d*ck.

More important is how much money had that dick cost you?