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More important is how much money had that dick cost you?
Thats a good question. That would involve A LOT more confessions, but its not a small amount
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More important is how much money had that dick cost you?
Thats a good question. That would involve A LOT more confessions, but its not a small amount
Im talking nights out in the bars, dinners, gfs, wives and child support and alimony. By the time I die Ill have a million dollar dick!
Im talking nights out in the bars, dinners, gfs, wives and child support and alimony. By the time I die Ill have a million dollar dick!
I was in the hospital for three days a couple weeks ago. My heart was beating irregular and I had a heart monitor hooked around my neck. I got laid 3 separate times and got head one time. The nurses kept giggling when they would come in the room. I think every time I busted a nut my heart rate monitor would go up.
So you were boning the nurse?
No I was boning my gf. But that would of been one helluva story.
I shot a red tailed hawk( that's what we call em) when I was about 11, I was so proud I ran home to show my pawpaw, when he saw what I had done he beat the shot out of me. Hell I didn't know they were endangered n u could b fined n serve prison time. Nothing like a good ol country ass whooping to teach a lesson.Me and my lil brother shot a cardinal with my BB gun when I was like 7/8. We tried to bury the evidence in the yard so we wouldn't get a whippin. I remember him crying when we put the earth over it and the whistle it made when it forced the last breath out of it's chest. That was the first and last time I ever took a life for "fun". Came out to catch the bus for school and the dog had dug it up and and left it on the doormat, we freaked and threw it behind some of the flowers in the yard. When we got home I made my brother help my tie it up in grocery bags with rocks and we threw it in the lake.
He was really scared and I remember telling him we could never ever tell anyone because that's what brothers do...as far I know he's never told anyone to this day. He was maybe in pre K, I'm confident he still remembers though...
Personally I wouldn't be commenting on any members wife after your story man! LolYour wife looks fine ^^^^^
Take it eazy home wrecker lol.Your wife looks fine ^^^^^
I wanna play......I met this girl on tinder...turned out to be this same girl that i used to want to fuck about a year earlier that was an aerobics instructor at the gym I was going to at the time but i didnt realize that til after we met and she told me where she worked.
Well on tinder I was talking really dirty to her calling her a whore and telling her how bad I wanna use her like a slut and fuck her violently. Which she loved cause she said that was always her biggest fantasy to get dominated hard core by I guy with muscles. I went to her house about 3 days later at night told her to dress up like a whore and she did with high heel boots and lingerie. I destroyed her that night fucked her for hours choking her slapping her spitting in her face. I even made her puke from face fucking her so hard. Then when she puked i forced her to lick it up. I then proceeded to tell her that she was a nasty piss whore and she was not only gonna take my cum in her pussy but then I was going to wash it out with my piss when I was done. My god that turned her on so much she started begging for my piss. I came in her pussy then made her open her legs and hold her pussy open and I pissed in her pussy and in her mouth. She was going crazy finger fucking herself and moaning while rubbing my piss all over her body. At the same time I am telling her what a nasty whore she was. After I was done, I made her shower then I fucked more. After I was done for the night she told how much she loved it. And I said next time I will bring my friend from the gym and we will tag team her. She loved the idea, so then next week when I was supposed to go over to her house. I surprised her with not only 1 guy but 4 of my friends all muscular and ripped. Should have seen her face when she opened that door. We all went and and made suck all our dicks. We gangbanged that dirty slut all night over and over all cumming in her mouth. Then we all pissed all over her hahaha I still laugh my ass off when I think about it......the best part of all of this? Her husband was in the hospital when all this went down. After he got out I never heard from her again.
Im just going to call bullshit on this story. Ive pissed on plenty a bitch, but the vomit 2 girls 1 cup thing was a little out there.
Im just going to call bullshit on this story. Ive pissed on plenty a bitch, but the vomit 2 girls 1 cup thing was a little out there.