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TANGO.ECHO.KILO said:
I usually roll with the trap...mesh gets that scent out but I've gotten a mountain from just a 2liter bottle and chicken livers :D Bow season in the mountains, I won't be around here as much.

Confession: Once dated two sisters interchangeably for about a year. Get in a fight with one and fuck the other, first one get jealous and try to put it on me to prove she was better than her sister. It was an all out sex war....crazy women=crazy sex. Came to an end when I accidentally called one the wrong name in bed. Fast forward couple years with no contact, run into them in a bar in Johnson City, TN. One of the best 3ways I ever had, 2 120lb girls and my big ass in the back of a Super Duty. One's head smashed the overhead light out, and one puddled the back seat and my damn dog wouldn't leave the spot alone for MONTHS
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Now that's a good dog.
 
So got back to the hotel last night at 2am. Outside having a vape and this woman comes out for a smoke. We get chatting, she says she's from ohio and here on business. Nxt thing I know I'm pounding her ass in my room. Well was just in the lobby and there she is....with her HUSBAND!!!! WTF!!!!!!!! o_O
 
I accidentally cut my hamster when I was grooming him. I feel horribly guilty! He has a big open wound now and I don't know what to do! I have cleaned it and medicated it, but I can't get over how careless I was. I am truly and terribly sorry! But I still feel awful! I regret it! I have cut his hair before cause he gets feces stuck in it, but this time he moved and that's how i cut him. =(
 
And I also fucked a fat girl who smelled like play-doh..
Tight pig fat .. no rolls ..
She was so hot I came in a minute ..
Then I Broke Out!!!
 
pumpingiron22 said:
I accidentally cut my hamster when I was grooming him. I feel horribly guilty! He has a big open wound now and I don't know what to do! I have cleaned it and medicated it, but I can't get over how careless I was. I am truly and terribly sorry! But I still feel awful! I regret it! I have cut his hair before cause he gets feces stuck in it, but this time he moved and that's how i cut him. =(
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Haha. Laughing with you bro, not at you.

Back when I was a teen, a friend of my mom's wanted to pay me to groom her pekingese dog. Figured, how hard can it be floor 20 bucks? Ended up slicing the fuck out of that poor dog. Thing was screaming and running around, blood fucking everywhere.

I felt so bad I didn't even ask for my money, lol!
 
My OL has this cat she simply loves. Big fat cat. It gets matted hair every so often as it can twist to groom its own back. So like an idiot I take it to the groomer and pay 50 bucks to have it shaved. Next time I am in the pet store I see a set of animal clippers for 60 bucks and I think hell....buy this and never pay to have the cat shaved again.
I take it out on the deck and damn if the first pass the cat starts howling. My girl hears it and runs outside and asks me what happened. I turn the cat on its back and shit...I completely clipped off a nipple. Guess who is back to paying 50 bucks twice a year for cat haircuts!!!
 
omg I have another cat story....

about 15 yrs ago a live in girlfriend of mine had this cat she adored. It started getting thin and walking oddly and wouldnt eat. Took it to the vet and found out it had feline leukemia, and also bowels had stopped functioning. They kept it overnight and when we picked it up in the morning they had emptied its bowels (no idea how) and rehydrated it with an IV. Then came the 600.00 bill. I asked about the prognosis and they said the cat will continue to go down hill but (and get this) I could keep bringing it back to be rehydrated. WTF. I told the gf that it has to be put down for its own sake. But she said no.
So.....as a typical guy...
The next day I had a guy come into work a few hours early for me. I went home and decided the best and most merciful way to put it down was to gas it. I put it into a pillowcase and a garbage bag and held it up to the tailpipe. Then I took it inside and curled it up on the bed like it had simply died in its sleep. Trying to make it easier for my gf.
I go pick her up at work and we go home. She goes into the bedroom and starts to scream. Damn cat that I had posed so nice had leaked out all kinds of body fluids and shit from both ends. With a straight face I told her it must have died in its sleep and felt no pain. She asked me what to do with it. OK I admit when I told her we'd bag it and throw it in the garbage may have not been the best response. She says "call the vet and see if they dispose of them".
So SHE calls the vet and he says yes they dispose free of charge and they will also do a complimentary autopsy so the owner will know how it passed away. She says yes please.
HOLY SHIT I stressed for a whole week waiting for the results to come back. The Vet says to come see him for the results. He stands there with this rotten look on his face and says it was massive hemorrhaging on the lungs. Luckily my gf didnt put it all together. To this day I feel a tiny bit sad but it was also offset by the 600 bucks every few weeks I saved
 
fightingfires said:
omg I have another cat story....

about 15 yrs ago a live in girlfriend of mine had this cat she adored. It started getting thin and walking oddly and wouldnt eat. Took it to the vet and found out it had feline leukemia, and also bowels had stopped functioning. They kept it overnight and when we picked it up in the morning they had emptied its bowels (no idea how) and rehydrated it with an IV. Then came the 600.00 bill. I asked about the prognosis and they said the cat will continue to go down hill but (and get this) I could keep bringing it back to be rehydrated. WTF. I told the gf that it has to be put down for its own sake. But she said no.
So.....as a typical guy...
The next day I had a guy come into work a few hours early for me. I went home and decided the best and most merciful way to put it down was to gas it. I put it into a pillowcase and a garbage bag and held it up to the tailpipe. Then I took it inside and curled it up on the bed like it had simply died in its sleep. Trying to make it easier for my gf.
I go pick her up at work and we go home. She goes into the bedroom and starts to scream. Damn cat that I had posed so nice had leaked out all kinds of body fluids and shit from both ends. With a straight face I told her it must have died in its sleep and felt no pain. She asked me what to do with it. OK I admit when I told her we'd bag it and throw it in the garbage may have not been the best response. She says "call the vet and see if they dispose of them".
So SHE calls the vet and he says yes they dispose free of charge and they will also do a complimentary autopsy so the owner will know how it passed away. She says yes please.
HOLY SHIT I stressed for a whole week waiting for the results to come back. The Vet says to come see him for the results. He stands there with this rotten look on his face and says it was massive hemorrhaging on the lungs. Luckily my gf didnt put it all together. To this day I feel a tiny bit sad but it was also offset by the 600 bucks every few weeks I saved
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LOL!

That's a pretty good one.

It's hard putting them down, but sometimes just have to be rational about it. Over a grand a month for an animal that's not going to make it more than a year? We're taking a walk out behind the shed. Come on yeller. . .
 
its just the fact that women tend to make decisions that in a large part are based on emotion where as guys tend to think more analytically. (got a feeling the politically correct may be all over me for saying that)
 
I have more compassion for women's feelings now being older ..45... But I'm still thinking Anally most the time :D

No sex for me in about four days not ..
God damn this fight is lasting the longest ..
I'm not even horny like I usually am either .. mellow as hell though
 
Fucked the wife of the owner of my gym. She almost left the guy for me, of course I wasn't that crazy to make her do it. Ended. Now I'm quite close with the husband he was the one first introducing me to AAS now I'm the one finding him the stuff.

Sometime I feel that I should have not do it, not because of some moral reason, but just because it's full of single girls/women why fuck someone that is married/engaged? Plus it's very easy to fuck married women... Every couple has is low and high, if you are smart it's very easy to get in between and be the knight in shiny armour ready to give her that nice fuck she is so eager to dream about.

Tldr: fuck single women, leave the married/engaged alone
 
Once I was banging a girl in my room and we were both drunk, I wanted to jeez all over her ass and she started complaining she wanted to do something different. I said: ok why not (thought it was some other kinky stuff)..... I was wrong.

She looked me and said: I have an idea!! I blow you and when you are close to cum, you do it all over your brother pillow!!! :D

I was a astonished for a second then I thought it was funny as fuck and we just did it.

3 hours later my brother come
Back home drunk as fuck and jump on his bed.... 10 seconds later I go and see him rolling his face all over the pillow, saying: oh my lovely pillow! I missed you so much!

I never told him what I did. Lol
 
Sampei said:
Once I was banging a girl in my room and we were both drunk, I wanted to jeez all over her ass and she started complaining she wanted to do something different. I said: ok why not (thought it was some other kinky stuff)..... I was wrong.

She looked me and said: I have an idea!! I blow you and when you are close to cum, you do it all over your brother pillow!!! :D

I was a astonished for a second then I thought it was funny as fuck and we just did it.

3 hours later my brother come
Back home drunk as fuck and jump on his bed.... 10 seconds later I go and see him rolling his face all over the pillow, saying: oh my lovely pillow! I missed you so much!

I never told him what I did. Lol
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That's hilarious.
 
Sampei said:
Once I was banging a girl in my room and we were both drunk, I wanted to jeez all over her ass and she started complaining she wanted to do something different. I said: ok why not (thought it was some other kinky stuff)..... I was wrong.

She looked me and said: I have an idea!! I blow you and when you are close to cum, you do it all over your brother pillow!!! :D

I was a astonished for a second then I thought it was funny as fuck and we just did it.

3 hours later my brother come
Back home drunk as fuck and jump on his bed.... 10 seconds later I go and see him rolling his face all over the pillow, saying: oh my lovely pillow! I missed you so much!

I never told him what I did. Lol
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That's messed up bro, these females r way more ducked up mentally than we could ever b. U would have never even thought of that unless ur dock was hard n a female was encouraging.it.
 
my damn phone changes fuck to fushcia. You wouldn't believe how many times I've told women I can't wait to get to their place and fushcia the hell out of them.

And one time I typed that I couldn't make it because I was "out having guy time with a buddy" stupid phone put...I'm out having gay time with a buddy
 
Damn samp that's real ducked up! You better hope your bro never finds out or maybe be did and has done something even worse to you that you don't know about! Hahahaha probably not but you never know..
 
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