Confession Box

[Ozzy619]

Haha that's ok most people do not believe that story when I tell them. Its not like I was trying to make her puke, but once she did I just said fuck it lets see if she will lick it up! And she did! Really, she was probably the nastiest and freakiest woman I ever met.

Some stories are just meant to keep to yourself I guess lol

You could be telling the truth, I have an equally unbelievable story thats equally fucked up. It involves a Rottweiler.

Back in my party days I used to smash a lot of different bitches. Found them all over, craigslist, myspace, bars. I met this puerto rican chick on myspace, totally party girl and total slut/coke head. She had a bunch of kids but got some weekends free, this is when she would hit me up, did anything I said. When I got tired of a girl Id either hand or off to a homie or do some fucked up shit to end it. I got tired of this puerto rican chick.

Im chilling with my boys and she comes over one weekend yacked out and then we go to the bar where she drinks a large amount of alcohol. We get back to my pad and I tell her to give all my boys head, there was three of them, she complied. As the night went on my and my best friend are still fucking around with her on my ottoman, shes giving him dome and Im hitting it. She had the audacity to ask me to eat her nasty pussy. I say ok, but instead I call my Rottweiler over and she starts going to town on this chick. Shes loving and my boy cant stop laughing. She had no idea idea my dog was eating her pussy. After we finish she wants a ride home, its like 3am and I say no. She starts throwing a fit and going crazy, she has her pants on but was topless. Me and my boy 86 her ass from my pad and tell her to kick rocks. Never expected to hear from her again. The next weekend she hit me up and told me she got a ride home from the police, topless and all. The funny part is that she still wanted to chill with me.


As far as vomit, I had a girl that loved piss play and wanted to do some vomit shit but thats too much for even me. I have a few other stories but if my wife checks what I post. Ill pry be in the dog house for this one for sure.

 

[Ozzy619]

My problem with the story...I actually believe him

I didnt at first until I looked at my own past. Ive known a girl that fucked her own brother (yes, she was an ex) and another that liked to suck off and fuck her dog (yes, another ex). Ive found that alot of people are into sone kinky shit, its just never talked about.

 

[jaymaximus]

Confession: I like boobies (even though im an ass man)

 

[Ozzy619]

Confession: I like boobies (even though im an ass man)

Just for you lil buddy

 

[Harry Houdini]

Those old school beds used to take 20min!! What else are you gonna do with that kind of time with your eyes closed!! [)]

And usually it's the hot lil babe working the front till that a guy wanks too! I once burnt the tip of my dick from having a boner in the tanning bed

 

[pumpingiron22]

lol i use the stand up now

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Me and my lil brother shot a cardinal with my BB gun when I was like 7/8. We tried to bury the evidence in the yard so we wouldn't get a whippin. I remember him crying when we put the earth over it and the whistle it made when it forced the last breath out of it's chest. That was the first and last time I ever took a life for "fun". Came out to catch the bus for school and the dog had dug it up and and left it on the doormat, we freaked and threw it behind some of the flowers in the yard. When we got home I made my brother help my tie it up in grocery bags with rocks and we threw it in the lake.
He was really scared and I remember telling him we could never ever tell anyone because that's what brothers do...as far I know he's never told anyone to this day. He was maybe in pre K, I'm confident he still remembers though...

Lol, I have similar stories. Except I was a lone ranger most of the time. My atrocities to wildlife were terrible when I was 7-10. Not super proud of alot of crap I pulled. Really kinda cruel...

On a smaller note, I will confess me and my buddy Dave used to capture crayfish in the tioughnioga river bed. Turning over rocks, stalking the river bed barefoot. We were after the biggest meanest battle tested crustaceans we could find. Once we each had a small stash of "competitors" we would make each fight to the death. Which was easy. All you had to do was put them in front of each other and their primal instinct was to kill the other. Sometimes one crayfish would survive a few battles. Eventually the result was always the same. They would lose both claws and be obliterated by the other asshole crayfish. Kind of like mortal combat.

The grand champion was then promptly smashed on the stop sign. No winners here

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Lol, I have similar stories. Except I was a lone ranger most of the time. My atrocities to wildlife were terrible when I was 7-10. Not super proud of alot of crap I pulled. Really kinda cruel...

On a smaller note, I will confess me and my buddy Dave used to capture crayfish in the tioughnioga river bed. Turning over rocks, stalking the river bed barefoot. We were after the biggest meanest battle tested crustaceans we could find. Once we each had a small stash of "competitors" we would make each fight to the death. Which was easy. All you had to do was put them in front of each other and their primal instinct was to kill the other. Sometimes one crayfish would survive a few battles. Eventually the result was always the same. They would lose both claws and be obliterated by the other asshole crayfish. Kind of like mortal combat.

The grand champion was then promptly smashed on the stop sign. No winners here

damn I forgot about crawdad wars, I rarely won. No stop sign smashin though, If I ever got a champ I'd keep him in a matchbox. Low life expectancy. The path of a crawdad gladiator is hard but brief

 

[KPK]

Take the best fighting male and female crawdad, breed them together and have some crawdads that would be hard to beat.

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Take the best fighting male and female crawdad, breed them together and have some crawdads that would be hard to beat.

hmmm...crawdad line breeding. How much you think a tight bred crawdad Gr Ch would fetch for a stud fee? We got game in NC, send these boys down to the bayou and test their metal.

...may have to stick my nose back in the underground and start a SRC thread

 

[KPK]

Bout a stack for a proven producer.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Crayfish breeding, I'm in!

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Bout a stack for a proven producer.

to Joe Blow...

I've always been taught if you have to ask you can't afford it, blood is priceless.
But for the privileged few, you can get a winner at a workin man's price.

 

[grey]

View attachment 29445 Crayfish breeding, I'm in!

My eyes! Why did you find that!?!

 

[big boi]

U boys ever tie bacon to a pc of string n shove it down the crawdad hole, wait wait, when it starts moving u slowly fish em out. We got so good we would steal grandma's sewing string(the real thin kind). U know trying to replicate light weight fishing line, it was always a contest, good times. I'm glad I have some good ol boys that can relate to growing up n the country.

 

[jaymaximus]

Take the best fighting male and female crawdad, breed them together and have some crawdads that would be hard to beat.

And then give each crawdad about .1 CC of tren!

 

[KPK]

Me and two friends were at the beach one time. We all dropped a hit of lipstick lsd. We then caught some one armed bandits and let them fight each other. My buddy had one that pinched the claws of at least a dozen opponents. Double Grand Champion lol. When we finally sobered up we couldn't decide if that all really happened or we where just tripping.

 

[MANWHORE]

I fucked my second to last ex AT LEAST 6hrs every single day for many many months and our first night was 11 1/2hrs no kidding ... She Lost count at fourth orgasms ..

Secret you ask?
Methadone, Dope, Cialis raw , Coke painkillers every day ..
Crazy times but no way would that whore bring another woman in for me ..
Selfish bitch

 

[big boi]

We had our own superhead in high school, I mean she sucked the whole football team off not at once but u get the idea. Even the kicker got head, I think. Well one night I was taking her home n she told me to pull down a dirt road, I knew it was my turn n I was ready. Well she's got me on my ears n tells me to let her know when I'm about to cum. So I'm like ok ok here it cums n right before I cum I slam her head back down, I nut, she gags n coughs n my cum shoots out her nose like snot, funny ass shit. She begs me not to tell anyone, so we made a deal. I got head the rest of senior year, anytime I wanted it, within reason of course u how busy whores r.

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

U boys ever tie bacon to a pc of string n shove it down the crawdad hole, wait wait, when it starts moving u slowly fish em out. We got so good we would steal grandma's sewing string(the real thin kind). U know trying to replicate light weight fishing line, it was always a contest, good times. I'm glad I have some good ol boys that can relate to growing up n the country.

I usually roll with the trap...mesh gets that scent out but I've gotten a mountain from just a 2liter bottle and chicken livers Bow season in the mountains, I won't be around here as much.

Confession: Once dated two sisters interchangeably for about a year. Get in a fight with one and fuck the other, first one get jealous and try to put it on me to prove she was better than her sister. It was an all out sex war....crazy women=crazy sex. Came to an end when I accidentally called one the wrong name in bed. Fast forward couple years with no contact, run into them in a bar in Johnson City, TN. One of the best 3ways I ever had, 2 120lb girls and my big ass in the back of a Super Duty. One's head smashed the overhead light out, and one puddled the back seat and my damn dog wouldn't leave the spot alone for MONTHS