Okay, I'm back to a computer. This turned into something I wasn't expecting. There are a few members who I'd like to thank for their productive contributions, or productive opining:
@readalot
@malfeasance
@egruberman
@iris
@bossetti
I feel the need to clarify a few things now. I am not looking to maximize cycle times / speed / performance to the point I'm running an optimal stack of PEDs for that + doing optimal training for that.
I am not looking to maximize muscle gains / physique goals at the complete expense of my potential cycling performance.
This leaves me in no mans land; I understand that. First and foremost I want to have fun with whatever I'm doing, secondly, I'd like to be decent enough at it.
I never expect to be as good as someone 50 pounds lighter than me at cycling who looks like a beanpole; because I don't want to look like a beanpole just yet in my life.
Now, onto the PED stack and the why behind each drug since there seems to be a lot of emphasis on "you shouldn't take drugs to be better at cycling until you're elite." But before that, refer back to:
I am not looking to maximize cycle times / speed / performance to the point I'm running an optimal stack of PEDs for that + doing optimal training for that at the total expense of my physique.
PED STACK RATIONALE:
30mg test p; need a test base. I feel good here.
50mg mast p; wanted a lil extra something on top to rebound from my shit tier physique after being off AAS for 7 months in order to get wife pregnant. Thought it would be a decent choice so not to impact cycling performance due to minimal water retention.
50mg EQ; have not used much in my career, wanted to try it and drive RBC up given my 39% HCT blood test while off everything
20mg anavar; minimal water retention, rebound quicker, affinity for abdominal fat burning IN MY EXPERIENCE
25mg proviron; just cuz i felt like it. doesn't do much given the stack i'm on.
80mg telmisartan; have taken this for over 10 years since college football to control BP + PPAR agonist + insulin sensitivity + telomere lengthening possibly. most advantageous BP i can think of for performance
5mg cialis; pumps, BP, hard dick.
200mcg t4; on high GH, so upregulated conversion of t4 to t3, and wanted to put myself slightly hyperthyroid for fatloss.
10mg salbutamol; bronchodilator + fat oxidation. taken fasted before cycling workouts.
16iu GH; was at 8iu, hurt my groin, bumped it up to try and help with healing so I can get back to cycling at full strength quicker
20mg cardarine; PPAR delta agonist, fat oxidation, fat loss, endurance, and cancer.
600mg inj l carnitine; fat loss and whatever other benefits
500iu HCG or 75iu HMG (EOD); maintain fertility so i can get wifey pregnant again hopefully without coming off
150mg armodafinil; prefer this to a shit ton of caffeine across the day. satisfies my desire for stimulant. more focus drive etc, without the negative health ramifications / addiction potential of amphetamines. doesnt raise HR, BP, etc.
12mg retatrutide weekly; fat loss (via mechanisms other than caloric deficit), BG control, reduce food noise in order to keep on diet easily.
15mg mots-c; mitochondria health, gives boost to endurance and energy
2mg TB500 and BPC; groin issue.
Oh, and based on readalots comment regarding winstrol, I added in 25mg this afternoon. Hope that triggers some of you
And guess what? I'm going to add SLU-PP-332 and 5amino 1MQ when they arrive. Why? Cuz I want to experiment and I think readalot put it best....something about not blowing my brains out during my time in this simulation.
Training:
Currently gym 4x per week, 40 mins per session. 1 all out set per compound exercise + 1 back off set. Move on. Last 10 minutes straight pump work no breaks alternating between muscle groups. Not optimal, don't care.
Cycling: Ride every morning. If I feel good, I try and hit PRs. If I know it's not one of those days, upper Z2 ride.
I'm very familiar with Z2, and this isn't my first time on a bicycle. During COVID I rode quite a bit but put it down. I understand the idea of building an aerobic base; I'm not just your typical meathead body builder who pushes drugs and eats iron plates. I push drugs, but I'm not as retarded as some think I am.
Diet:
Very low carb most of the time to force mitochondrial adaptation to using fat as primary fuel source. I ride fasted on Z2 rides. On "hard" rides, I fuel with some quick carbs.
I do not have a power meter, I do not have cleats, I don't have a pure road bike. I have a base model canyon gravel bike. I use strava and apple watch. My FTP is shit, I am shit at cycling compared to most who cycle, however, for my weight and the amount of time I've spent recently cycling, I think I'm pretty good. Doesn't really matter though, objectively I'm shit.
I don't need to make a resource constraint trade off between PEDs and power meter / cleats, so I'll grab a power meter before cleats because I'm more interested in those metrics. I understand the benefits of being clipped in; that day will come.
@egruberman I really appreciate the time you spent to type that out and provided some details that I can reference to learn on my own; I'm big on that, so invaluable to have those references to google and learn about. Thanks for the offer to DM when I get to a place where it even makes sense to get deeper into conversation about that.
Finally, I didn't mean to give the impression that I thought there was a PED to make me an elite cyclist. The question was mostly about "what PEDs won't fuck up my cycling as much as others."
My cycling times were better when I was off all AAS and only on GH. I'm aware of the negative impact higher PEDs can have through that experience.
Anyhow, I appreciate all of the contributions to the thread.