Does she want to give me the PT

[thick]

I am meeting this girl I went to college with for a weekend of fun. We have never completely hooked up. Got busted a couple of times. Well now it is on. Next weekend. I am IM'ing her now and she just said something that scares me. here is a partial quote " listen, i will get you. It may be fast or slow and insidious. Definitely flirty devilish. Not harmful. Just slow growing. Boom" than she asks me what I like the most. LMAO ok she isn't planning on giving me the peoples thumb is she Sounds evil. I know she is a sexual freak and hot as fuck. Big natty D boobies. Yummy. Might have to get some anal protective devices from the freakmeister though . How do you perceive this dialogue?

 

[esco]

sounds like the PT to me ... but you better get the masters opinion on it ...

 

[Chip Bronson]

I am meeting this girl I went to college with for a weekend of fun. We have never completely hooked up. Got busted a couple of times. Well now it is on. Next weekend. I am IM'ing her now and she just said something that scares me. here is a partial quote " listen, i will get you. It may be fast or slow and insidious. Definitely flirty devilish. Not harmful. Just slow growing. Boom" than she asks me what I like the most. LMAO ok she isn't planning on giving me the peoples thumb is she Sounds evil. I know she is a sexual freak and hot as fuck. Big natty D boobies. Yummy. Might have to get some anal protective devices from the freakmeister though . How do you perceive this dialogue?

i can't imagine freaky using any anal protective devices. if anything just the opposite...

 

[graybass]

Dirty girl

Thick man, TAKE PICTURES!!!! We really need them! LOL, Dude I'm so jealous, My favorite thing in life is a dirty girl with giant hooters! You lucky bastard.
Dolly make boom boom, me so horny! (even some harmless pictures for the boys) let us know That dirty old graybass

 

[FreakyFreddy]

Thick I hope she does, after all the anus is an "equal oppurtunity orifice". If you do wish to protect your starfish, make it decorative too:

http://www.rosebuds.net/

 

[finafreak]

Thick I hope she does, after all the anus is an "equal oppurtunity orifice". If you do wish to protect your starfish, make it decorative too:

http://www.rosebuds.net/

hahahahaha CANT STOP LAUGHING!THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.LMAO


FINAFREAK

 

[CyniQ]

Thick I hope she does, after all the anus is an "equal oppurtunity orifice". If you do wish to protect your starfish, make it decorative too:

http://www.rosebuds.net/

I'm too chickenshit to hit that link.

 

[thick]

Freakster, You are the best. i KNEW i COULD count on you. Graybass, i am a lucky fucker. She is awesome and has been holding out for me since new years so she is going to be roaring to go. Dont get opportunities like this very often. and those big tits. and she is a doctor. She said I could take pics but only if I let her take pics of me haha. not sure what type of pics she will let me take.

Thick I hope she does, after all the anus is an "equal oppurtunity orifice". If you do wish to protect your starfish, make it decorative too:

http://www.rosebuds.net/

 

[Fast Food]

I am meeting this girl I went to college with for a weekend of fun. We have never completely hooked up. Got busted a couple of times. Well now it is on. Next weekend. I am IM'ing her now and she just said something that scares me. here is a partial quote " listen, i will get you. It may be fast or slow and insidious. Definitely flirty devilish. Not harmful. Just slow growing. Boom" than she asks me what I like the most. LMAO ok she isn't planning on giving me the peoples thumb is she Sounds evil. I know she is a sexual freak and hot as fuck. Big natty D boobies. Yummy. Might have to get some anal protective devices from the freakmeister though . How do you perceive this dialogue?

Lemme break this down to you in Thumbmans Terms.... Section of the Act 808 Article 4, Rule of Thumb. She is freaky which means no doubt that she will venture into the land of the unknown for straight men. Keep only 2 eyes open and make sure that third eye, the brown eye stays closed.... consider the duct tape that we were talking about before. However, my scientists and I are devising a remedy if you will, of what happens if the woman gets around there and actually breaches security. If by chance this freaky fran gets into the tomb of the unknown soldier, stay calm, do not flinch a muscle, just move slightly away and giggle.... she will then feel totally comfortable. Now this freak of nature will want it doggystyle no doubt cause she does not seem the type to be a dead fish floating belly up, so when you have her at her most vulnerable position, turn and look at the camera, give all of us meso members a good wink of the eye, put that thumb in your mouth like you were 2 years old all over again and lube that MFer up! Take and extend your arm like you are doing tricep kickbacks and slam, i mean motherfucking torpedo that perfectly lubricated mastidon of a thumb of yours into her anal cavaty and do not let that sphincter muscle of hers get the best of you, you teach this freak a deak who is boss and when you have made it shoulder deep and have far surpassed her kidneys, use those thighs that the powersled have given you and propel yourself up to her madula ablongada and fix that shit so she never gets the idea again that she could possibly be more dominant than the most explosive move heard round world..... and if she whines or squeals, then rip out her laryinx when you are up there! Release pressure, exit the grand canyon of an asshole and draw a pretty flower on her back with the poop stains so she doesnt get too mad!*





*an index card with thumbprint & name above it could take place of flower if pity has not fallen upon you.


~Master Thumbs~
Peoples Thumb LTD. (TM)
PHD Proctology

 

[Chip Bronson]

Lemme break this down to you in Thumbmans Terms.... Section of the Act 808 Article 4, Rule of Thumb. She is freaky which means no doubt that she will venture into the land of the unknown for straight men. Keep only 2 eyes open and make sure that third eye, the brown eye stays closed.... consider the duct tape that we were talking about before. However, my scientists and I are devising a remedy if you will, of what happens if the woman gets around there and actually breaches security. If by chance this freaky fran gets into the tomb of the unknown soldier, stay calm, do not flinch a muscle, just move slightly away and giggle.... she will then feel totally comfortable. Now this freak of nature will want it doggystyle no doubt cause she does not seem the type to be a dead fish floating belly up, so when you have her at her most vulnerable position, turn and look at the camera, give all of us meso members a good wink of the eye, put that thumb in your mouth like you were 2 years old all over again and lube that MFer up! Take and extend your arm like you are doing tricep kickbacks and slam, i mean motherfucking torpedo that perfectly lubricated mastidon of a thumb of yours into her anal cavaty and do not let that sphincter muscle of hers get the best of you, you teach this freak a deak who is boss and when you have made it shoulder deep and have far surpassed her kidneys, use those thighs that the powersled have given you and propel yourself up to her madula ablongada and fix that shit so she never gets the idea again that she could possibly be more dominant than the most explosive move heard round world..... and if she whines or squeals, then rip out her laryinx when you are up there! Release pressure, exit the grand canyon of an asshole and draw a pretty flower on her back with the poop stains so she doesnt get too mad!*





*an index card with thumbprint & name above it could take place of flower if pity has not fallen upon you.


~Master Thumbs~
Peoples Thumb LTD. (TM)
PHD Proctology

ROTFLMFAO!!!! food you rule bro. this is priceless. just priceless. oh yeah, and good advice too...

 

[thick]

LMAO, i cant do that though b/c we are friends and I will be trying to spend a weekend with her 2 or 3 times per year. She might want me to do that though. I will get pretty hammered on fri. night or sat. night and give anal a shot. I will not lick her asshole though

 

[Chip Bronson]

I will not lick her asshole though

will you at least consider kissing it? maybe nibbling on it a little?

 

[Fast Food]

will you at least consider kissing it? maybe nibbling on it a little?

lol, thats the spirit chipey!!! cant let it go to waste!

 

[thick]

not even a nibble. I am still on IM with her. she wants a date sat. night over the phone with the old vib. and my sexy voice lmfao

 

[finafreak]

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will you at least consider kissing it? maybe nibbling on it a little?

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Just add a little bit of Sprinkles,..pretend ur nibblinng a Krispy Kream donut lol


fina

 

[Chip Bronson]

would you stick your nose in it?

 

[finafreak]

would you stick your nose in it?

Hell yeah,, Ill sniff it like and ant eater in a burrow.


finafreak

 

[finafreak]

not even a nibble. I am still on IM with her. she wants a date sat. night over the phone with the old vib. and my sexy voice lmfao

Thick post her pic bro.Stop holding out on us.


fina

 

[Chip Bronson]

Hell yeah,, Ill sniff it like and ant eater in a burrow.


finafreak

lmfao... that's the spirit fina!

 

[thick]

I will post a faceless pic if I get the chance. I only have a couple of pics of her right now and they dont show anything. We were in the process of fucking about 3 years ago when we got walked in on. We both graduated and moved and havent seen each other since. We still talk about that night all the time so the anticipation is killing me. We have to get a room b/c of her ability to ruin sheets if you catch my drift. I cant wait. p.s. I wouldnt ever put a girls pic that I know on here w/o her permission.

Thick post her pic bro.Stop holding out on us.


fina