haha it's true, im not even that big, just athletic and 8% bf, and i got picked for testing just before the gyms shut down. was only on test/eq at the time.
The guy from the Anti Doping Denmark literally comes up to you and asks "would you like to get tested today" and you can either say no and receive an instant ban for 2 years or you can say yes and pray that the test is not accurate.
I saw him picking another guy just before noticing me. The guy did the most stupid thing he got angry and denied everything and started threatening the ADD man, he instantly got kicked out of the gym and 2 year ban from ALL commercial gyms in the country.
My friend also a mens physique guy literally took his bags and hid upstairs in the locker room toilet. There is no escape once the ADF guy comes, the staff monitor the cameras who is leaving the gym when ADD enters and they keep log of everyone. It's as crazy as it sounds. He hid upstairs for 1 hour then left when the ADD guys was finished. If you are friends with staff members and honest about your steroid use, they will warn you just before the ADD comes to visit. I know a huge motherfucker in the gym that always escapes testing like this. One time he got caught and just said he was diabetic and on insulin and it makes him fat, the normie ADD guy believed it and let him go...
When he picked me and asked "would you like to get tested today" i instantly said yeah let's do it, im actually honored you picked me, what signs do you usually look for in a steroid guy. btw i hope creatine is not illegal cause i have been on it for long" i was just nervous as shit lol tried to run reverse psychology on him and it actually worked. he just laughed it off and said "you seem good man, we don't have to test you. the usual signs are alot acne, red/bloated face, huge traps and if they are unusually big". i have heard alot about these guys, but this was my first time experiencing it first hand, shit is nerve-racking as hell. never sweat that much before.
funniest thing is, you can look around and the whole vibe in the gym completely changes you know who is on gear and who is not so you see their faces and reactions like scared chickens waiting for the fox to pick one hoping its not them, and hoping its over soon.