F*ck Marry Kill

This one hurts...in my heart

Marry - Rosario. She bad

Fudge - Kate Upton

Kill - Sofia. Damn. It was a process of elimination, plus her voice
 
Marry kate.

Smash sofia. Would've married her but I couldn't deal with her voice

Kill rosario. Her mouth is physicall to big for her face
 
these are getting progressively harder. wtf.

bang Shakira, Cuz of the way she moves her hips.

marry Katie, Cuz she's got the whole package.

j.lo today? she still got it, but if we were talking about peak j.lo maybe this list changes. but j.lo has got to j.go
 
first time I heard Sofia talk, I just knew I'd be killing her one day.

I love rosario. I mean actually love her. I wrote a few poems about her.

and I'd just wanna titty fuck Kate. jizz on her like that pitcher
 
Marry gal gadot because she has a face I wouldn't mind waking up to every morning. Fuck Scarlett Johansson because you know she's a freak. The kill the other bitch because she threatens to tell your wife you cheated on her.
 
Marry Kate,
Fuck Sofia,
Kill Rosario, out of necessity.

Terrible we have to be put in these situations.
 
Moving to Utah. Starting a Mormon cult. Marrying them all. We all have sex. I get bored with them always wanting my time. Like I dont have 3 wives. I feed them all special kool-aid.

Not how this works? Fine :(

Marry - Jennifer Lawrence. Pretty and lets you cum on her and then lets it set while you take pictures.

Fuck - Olivia Munn. She's freakay

Kill - Jessica Alba? Wtf? Who invented this game?
 

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