F*ck Marry Kill

[gr8whitetrukker]

Naked pillow fight to the death

With vipers in the cases

 

[System7]

Each gets a razor sharp pizza cutter to fight with

I like the way you think

That way it takes a long time for a winner to emerge

This parts a given because stamina

 

[jaymaximus]

After yesterday's skinny fest...

Sofia Vergera



Kate Upton



Rosario Dawson

 

[jaymaximus]

This one hurts...in my heart

Marry - Rosario. She bad

Fudge - Kate Upton

Kill - Sofia. Damn. It was a process of elimination, plus her voice

 

[Les]

Marry kate.

Smash sofia. Would've married her but I couldn't deal with her voice

Kill rosario. Her mouth is physicall to big for her face

 

[ddp7]

After yesterday's skinny fest...

Sofia Vergera

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Kate Upton

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Rosario Dawson

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Man, can´t kill nobody,I lose.

 

[mudbutt22]

I've had a crush on Rosario Dawson since i was 12 and saw her in KIDS so she's my marry. Fuck Sofia and kill Kate upton. That was a tough one.

 

[jaymaximus]

I've had a crush on Rosario Dawson since i was 12 and saw her in KIDS so she's my marry. Fuck Sofia and kill Kate upton. That was a tough one.

You and me bro. Ever since Kids she's been up there on my celeb crush list...plus in Alexander when she got naked

 

[AnTabolic73]

these are getting progressively harder. wtf.

bang Shakira, Cuz of the way she moves her hips.

marry Katie, Cuz she's got the whole package.

j.lo today? she still got it, but if we were talking about peak j.lo maybe this list changes. but j.lo has got to j.go

 

[AnTabolic73]

first time I heard Sofia talk, I just knew I'd be killing her one day.

I love rosario. I mean actually love her. I wrote a few poems about her.

and I'd just wanna titty fuck Kate. jizz on her like that pitcher

 

[ddp7]

BTW, Sofia has a superbig ass,like it.

How do you know her?

 

[Brandaddy]

Marry gal gadot because she has a face I wouldn't mind waking up to every morning. Fuck Scarlett Johansson because you know she's a freak. The kill the other bitch because she threatens to tell your wife you cheated on her.

 

[Dw725]

Marry Kate,
Fuck Sofia,
Kill Rosario, out of necessity.

Terrible we have to be put in these situations.

 

[jaymaximus]

Jennifer Lawrence


Jessica Alba



Olivia Munn

 

[ddp7]

Jennifer Lawrence
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Jessica Alba

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Olivia Munn
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shit man,ur so bad,alba is a dream wet or elevator dream haha

 

[jaymaximus]

Moving to Utah. Starting a Mormon cult. Marrying them all. We all have sex. I get bored with them always wanting my time. Like I dont have 3 wives. I feed them all special kool-aid.

Not how this works? Fine

Marry - Jennifer Lawrence. Pretty and lets you cum on her and then lets it set while you take pictures.

Fuck - Olivia Munn. She's freakay

Kill - Jessica Alba? Wtf? Who invented this game?

 

[System7]

Marry. Jenifer Lawrence. Super freak Swagger set to stupid
Fuck. Jessica Alba
Kill. Olivia Munn

 

[ddp7]

Hey Jay dont do cheat,your arousal with lawrence equal fuckwithlove,anyway like it,good game haha

 

[ddp7]

Marry. Jenifer Lawrence. Super freak Swagger set to stupid
Fuck. Jessica Alba
Kill. Olivia Munn

Jesus man,Olivia is so hot to kill her,just marry and then get the divorce haha

 

[GeorgeForemanRules]

Why did you only include Jewish women, that seems racist.