F*ck Marry Kill

[Super Charge]

Oh fuck. This is pretty hard. We were just talking at work today about choppin bitches up to make a super hot frankensteph.. or some shit. Some of the girls here were mentioned. I think I'd have to use Katie curoco or whatever as my base for other items. I know I'm doin it wrong but I'm too confused to pick just a few.

 

[49ER]

Dont remember their names and too tired to go memorize but I'd fuck the 1st one marry the chick in the middle cuz i love her slutty face and id have to kill the 3rd one just doesnt do anything for me

 

[jaymaximus]

This one is special to me. If youre a lot younger you may not know these women, but these are my 90s crushes...

Alyssa Milano aka Samantha Micelli aka Charmed


Tiffani Amber Thiessen aka Kelly Freakin Kapowski


Danielle Fishel aka Topanga

 

[jaymaximus]

This is crazy hard. Me and Kelly were actually married before, she just didnt know it.

Marry - Danielle Fishel. I mean...come on

Make love to in missionary with the lights on, candles, music and roses everywhere - Tiffani

Kill in a murder suicide while I cry and yell incoherent things - Alyssa.

 

[Seven]

This one is special to me. If youre a lot younger you may not know these women, but these are my 90s crushes...

Alyssa Milano aka Samantha Micelli aka Charmed
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen aka Kelly Freakin Kapowski
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Danielle Fishel aka Topanga
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Alyssa Milano marry

Kelly fuck...I've seen her on cooking show recently. Fuck I better marry her too.

Danielle? Had to Google...fuck her.

 

[jaymaximus]

Alyssa Milano marry

Kelly fuck...I've seen her on cooking show recently. Fuck I better marry her too.

Danielle? Had to Google...fuck her.

You dont know Topanga from Boy meets World? Damn Seven, that must mean you had a life and werent in the house on Friday nights like the cool kids

Ive also seen Tiffani's cooking show. I'd watch her do anything. I would watch her watching that damn holiday log on tv.

 

[Seven]

You dont know Topanga from Boy meets World? Damn Seven, that must mean you had a life and werent in the house on Friday nights like the cool kids

The only show I watched in the 90's was Seinfeld. No life just sports, Friday's was football (fall) and going to sleep early for Saturday's baseball double header (spring).

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Damn Topanga has some DSL's
Dont remember her looking like THAT lol

 

[System7]

Marry - Danielle Fishel. I mean...come on

That schnoz tho...

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

thiesson's titties

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Goofy lookin clam
Ill pass

 

[jaymaximus]

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Goofy lookin clam
Ill pass

Im 978% sure thats fake. Nice, but fake. Dont ruin my crush since Tiger Beat magazine Trukk!

 

[AnTabolic73]

I can't kill any of them, and I'd marry all of them.

This one is special to me. If youre a lot younger you may not know these women, but these are my 90s crushes...

Alyssa Milano aka Samantha Micelli aka Charmed
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen aka Kelly Freakin Kapowski
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Danielle Fishel aka Topanga
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[gr8whitetrukker]

Im 978% sure thats fake. Nice, but fake. Dont ruin my crush since Tiger Beat magazine Trukk!

Tiger Beat huh?
I find that Thiesson beaver to be unsatisfactory for my snobby weiner
Cast her in front of a dump truck
Enough is enough

 

[jaymaximus]

I tried not to like it, but this is pure word poetry

unsatisfactory for my snobby weiner

 

[jaymaximus]

Lets bring it back

Jessica Biel


Rihanna


Taylor Swift

 

[jaymaximus]

Marry - Im going to surprise myself and pick Taylor Swift. Filthy rich and I have a sneaky suspicion her va jay jay is really good. Even though she's obviously completely insane men keep coming back.

Fuck - Rihanna. We know she's a freak. Plus she looks like the witch from Pirates of the Caribean, she's from the islands, and she would probably murder me if I tried to kill her.

Kill - Jessica Biel. No point here. She's too fine. I would bust my load the second she touched me. Then I would tell her this has never happened before.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Lets bring it back

Jessica Biel
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Rihanna
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Taylor Swift
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Taylor swift always kind of reminds me of a spider
Cant do it. Maybe its her height? Or height in combo with her skinny body?
Either way. Nope

 

[ergomaniac]

theres no challenge here.
this isn't the way I remember the game.
let me try.
and no, you cant kill yourself.

fuck, marry, kill.

Hillary Clinton

rosie O'Donnell

woopie Goldberg

 

[Seven]

theres no challenge here.
this isn't the way I remember the game.
let me try.
and no, you cant kill yourself.

fuck, marry, kill.

Hillary Clinton

rosie O'Donnell

woopie Goldberg

/thread