i will also add to this already great list:
10. Remove the lock from the door of the raws room and throw it away. Secure it with a twist tie so that you can still get it off even if you cut off 4 fingers from both hands.
11. Make sure you have no outstanding warrants, whether they were issued 4 days or 4 years ago.
12. Attach your secure device to your hip with a rope and buy a backup secure device because you're prone to misplacing things.
13. No excuses concerning your wife or one of your 9 children having contracted covid, polio, whopping cough, measles, dysentery, diphtheria (or one of the many other numerous ailments you can whip up) and has to be hospitalized.