Wait, what??? I don't care about any of that and I agree HC is awesome. It's the
part that got me. That's a dealbreaker...
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Happycamper
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I always thought size didn't matter then 2 months ago I encountered a...micropenis? I mean, this thing was like a Vienna sausage. I never saw something so tiny.Wait, what??? I don't care about any of that and I agree HC is awesome. It's the
part that got me. That's a dealbreaker...
TANGO.ECHO.KILO
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haha...they always say that...Wait, what??? I don't care about any of that and I agree HC is awesome. It's the
part that got me. That's a dealbreaker...
once we break up
It absolutely matters! Don't get me wrong, I'm not into "big" men. I definitely prefer average, but a Vienna sausage just won't cut it
TANGO.ECHO.KILO
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did you tell him you choke on small parts?
Happycamper
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That's good, TEK. Very clever. I wish my wits were about me, I would have dropped it. Better than the obvious shock I displayed.
As long as shes older than 3? 
TANGO.ECHO.KILO
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and....den....??
you put it on him?
or you suddenly had to get home and eh..shampoo your carpets?
Happycamper
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I conjured up a good cry...said I wasn't ready and I'm not this type of gal and how out of character I was being. I apologized profusely.
I couldn't blame it on drink because it was the beginning of cycle and I had refused drinks all night. It was the worst situation ever. I really felt terrible.
I couldn't blame it on drink because it was the beginning of cycle and I had refused drinks all night. It was the worst situation ever. I really felt terrible.
I genuinely feel bad for dudes with a micro penis
I really can't think of anything worse
I really can't think of anything worse
OdieM
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LMAO your dead serious arn't you?
TANGO.ECHO.KILO
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AHAHA
ruthless...you cried and told him you were too emotionally vulnerable??? but really it was his babydick???
holy shit I love you..
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Im ordering the necklaces
Happycamper
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Absolutely.
OdieM
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I once had a similar situation but it was due to a smell
Yeah I have a bad gag reflex and hommie don't play that. Cleanliness is next to godliness ladies
Happycamper
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Yeah...the part I feel worst about is that before he whipped it out he totally went down on me ...like butthole and all.AHAHA
ruthless...you cried and told him you were too emotionally vulnerable??? but really it was his babydick???
holy shit I love you..
BFF4EVER
Im ordering the necklaces
It was possibly the worst thing I've ever done to a human being. I've said I have had no libido during cycle but I've been off sex ever since.
Happycamper
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Ughhhhhh gross. One time I smelled a gal through her yoga pants. It was nasty snatch! I wanted to sit her down and give her some basic hygiene tips but I didn't want to make her feel bad.I once had a similar situation but it was due to a smell
Yeah I have a bad gag reflex and hommie don't play that. Cleanliness is next to godliness ladies
When I'm running tren I request she doesn't shower for a day. Do all the usual days shit + workouts and I get that salty brine like dirty pussy taste in my mouth. Tren is a hell of a drug...and the neighbors ain't gettin any sleepI once had a similar situation but it was due to a smell
Yeah I have a bad gag reflex and hommie don't play that. Cleanliness is next to godliness ladies
Gramps
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Sorry to further burst your bubble, but I didn't find you all that attractive. Now don't take it personal. I know there's help out there.I did already. Now my weiner is shriveling up due to the cold hard loneliness of being the only naked dude in here. My ass is in meso permanently now
Look what you made me do
Now back to the ladies... Here I keep snooping in the girly section hoping to see some skin and there's all this talk about dropping pants, and only the dudes are playin?? I feel so teased and used. Makes me feel cheap. Come on, ladies! Flash that Ass! You know you want to! You know you'll get praised. Drop'em! I'll go find some beads.
TANGO.ECHO.KILO
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you shoulda let him flick your bean for awhile and just pretended to pass out and fake snored really loud until he got the message
...I dont feel bad for him I feel bad for you lol. Sounds like you were traumatized by your near-micropenis experience. You havent tried to bounce back in 2months? That's a drought girl you need to bring the rains back to the plains!
Happycamper
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Yeah yeah we are just jaded to the praise. It's just a free show for y'all at this point and validation is unecessary. Earn it by posting your dues.
