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I wish I could give input but I'm satisfied with silly sentimental crap like a framed photo or functional things like a gift cert to a rock climing gym or kayak rental.

Yeah y'all all say that crap or the famous "don't get me anything". Did the framed photo last year with my sis and nieces. My sister and me always joke about who the favorite is and try to out do each other. I don't have a clue what to get this year.
 
Yeah y'all all say that crap or the famous "don't get me anything". Did the framed photo last year with my sis and nieces. My sister and me always joke about who the favorite is and try to out do each other. I don't have a clue what to get this year.
Any hobbies or collections? People always spend money towards their hobbies and collections; when someone gets an item to boost these it's always welcome. My mom is a knitter and loves potted plants so our gifts include such items. So many unworn clothes and jewelry, but she always has a need for yarn or pleasure in attending to a potted orchid or something.
 
Serious Question:

Mother's Day present....usually very good at this but shopping for a soon to be mom and a mom that already has everything. Little help please.

Actually standing in Victoria secret right now. Feel so awkward. Lol just here for perfume
gotta go handmade man. Ive been giving my mom the same gift every year my entire life, polaroid picture dated in sharpie with a popsickle stick frame and a ribbon loop so she can hang it on things. They pop up on the Xmas tree or mantle...throw some glitter on that bitch. I also like to burn her CDs with disney music and label em shit like "M-DAY SUPERMIX 2012" or this year's will probably be "MA's DABBIN MIX 2016"

Another thing I find funny is I've known TEK for like...idk 2 yrs. He NEVER posted a pic of ANY THING in his life. NEVER. And if he did it was self destructed msg set for 5 minute blast. Nothing ever stuck. He was like a hermit crab. Come out for food and scurry back in his home. Peek thru the blinds alternating with tango for fire watch.

Now he is like a spring flower. Coming out and smelling the coffee. Rubbing the eye boogers out. Lol.

You know how fucking long it took to earn his trust?
Im gettin better eh?
although I did just teach @Happycamper how to make self-destructing messages the other day :(
 
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Any hobbies or collections? People always spend money towards their hobbies and collections; when someone gets an item to boost these it's always welcome. My mom is a knitter and loves potted plants so our gifts include such items. So many unworn clothes and jewelry, but she always has a need for yarn or pleasure in attending to a potted orchid or something.
my grandma, moms, and all my aunts collect those precious moments angels and tom clark gnomes :oops: I'm not supporting that anymore though I gotta get em off it, its like "Hoarders:Southern Baptist Edition"
 
Serious Question:

Mother's Day present....usually very good at this but shopping for a soon to be mom and a mom that already has everything. Little help please.

Actually standing in Victoria secret right now. Feel so awkward. Lol just here for perfume

Buy her something special to remember her pregnancy. I know it's early still, but you can buy her a voucher or pre pay for a belly casting or maternity pics.
 
Buy her something special to remember her pregnancy. I know it's early still, but you can buy her a voucher or pre pay for a belly casting or maternity pics.

That's a great idea. Thank you. Belly casting? Weird

TEK momma must be proud. Haha. Man I was a very bad teenager and once I got in mid to late 20s I was a real fuck up and caused everyone a lot of heart ache. I always go above and beyond for the girls in my life now. "A piece offering" if you will and to show them that I love them dearly and they are the reason I keep trying to do the next right thing. Plus I wasn't lieing about my sister and I competing to be the favorite. So popsicle sticks and glitter are not gonna work for me my friend.
 
I've never done the belly casting, but it's really popular down here. You wait until 8 or 9 months and do a plaster cast over the belly and then paint it.

Not my thing, but I've seen a couple that came out really nice.
 
As for your mom, if you feel like spending a good amount, Pandora bracelets are really nice. Mine is my favorite materialistic gift my husband has ever gotten me. You pick out charms that have meaning so there's actual thought that goes into it.

You can find brands that aren't quite as expensive, but just as nice in my opinion. Kohls has the individuality beads brand. My mother in law wears them, so I bought her a few for mothers day.
 
thats just how I get down...I do all right these days, but I like the gesture of handmade. Before I drop a stack on a gift for my girl Im more likely to paint our names on the water tower in john deere green. I shovel the snow off her car and put a sticky note on her dash and Im good for weeks.

you're underestimating the Mom factor
 
As for your mom, if you feel like spending a good amount, Pandora bracelets are really nice. Mine is my favorite materialistic gift my husband has ever gotten me. You pick out charms that have meaning so there's actual thought that goes into it.

You can find brands that aren't quite as expensive, but just as nice in my opinion. Kohls has the individuality beads brand. My mother in law wears them, so I bought her a few for mothers day.

I agree on the Pandora bracelet. A bit expensive but if you hate shopping like I do it is perfect because when in a pinch you can always get a charm. They have a boatload of them.
 
I shovel the snow off her car and put a sticky note on her dash and Im good for weeks.

This made me laugh cause I sure hope you wouldn't make her shovel the snow herself. I get what your saying though but your just talking about every panty dropping stuff. I'm talking about getting a girl her very first mothers day present. She has dreamed about being a mom since she was old enough to know that play-dough isn't really good to eat. Kinda of want it to be special.

As for my mom. Pretty sure I've come up with the perfect gift. She loves flea markets and antique shopping. She used to drag me to garage sales and flea markets when I was a kid. Think I'm gonna swoop her up and take her to a huge flea market out here and spend the day with her. I only get to see my mom a few times a year. We're separated by a few hours so I think she will like this idea.
 
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Pandora bracelet with a couple of baby charms Odie. She will love it. You can pick them out online and order or pick them online and go to a store and check them out before you buy them.

I would pick them out online and then go to the store as some of them end up being much smaller than they look in the pictures. I know it isn't real original but I don't know any woman who has one who doesn't love it if the charms have special meaning to them.
 
@OdieM thinking about it brother. Get the bracelet, two baby charms and a wiener dog charm.

When you give it to her tell her your going to build on the bracelet as you continue to build your life and family together. Get the picture of her crying afterwards and post it to make all of the mothers here at Meso smile on Mother's Day.
 
Belly castings. We have one. Errr she has one. I hafta look at it every damn day when I open the closet. Great gift she won't ever forget.
Want another tip. Pay for professional pictures to be done when she's about to pop. She can pose in creative ways and alot of these companies can imprint the pictures on say a coffee mug or a decorative dinner plate. We have both. Complete with dates and names for the expecting mother. She won't ever forget it man. Women for some reason look at being pregnant as like their glory days or some thing. Their very proud of it and you really can't do much better than that
 
Belly castings. We have one. Errr she has one. I hafta look at it every damn day when I open the closet. Great gift she won't ever forget.
Want another tip. Pay for professional pictures to be done when she's about to pop. She can pose in creative ways and alot of these companies can imprint the pictures on say a coffee mug or a decorative dinner plate. We have both. Complete with dates and names for the expecting mother. She won't ever forget it man. Women for some reason look at being pregnant as like their glory days or some thing. Their very proud of it and you really can't do much better than that

I really cant believe that the best advice came from Trukk. Thank you bud thats a great idea and i have a few weird funny ideas for pics.

Cant do it for mothers day of course but i really like the idea
 
I really cant believe that the best advice came from Trukk. Thank you bud thats a great idea and i have a few weird funny ideas for pics.

Cant do it for mothers day of course but i really like the idea
I'm like fucking confuscious
Dont underestimate me
Country dumb
 
Belly castings. We have one. Errr she has one. I hafta look at it every damn day when I open the closet. Great gift she won't ever forget.
Want another tip. Pay for professional pictures to be done when she's about to pop. She can pose in creative ways and alot of these companies can imprint the pictures on say a coffee mug or a decorative dinner plate. We have both. Complete with dates and names for the expecting mother. She won't ever forget it man. Women for some reason look at being pregnant as like their glory days or some thing. Their very proud of it and you really can't do much better than that
God I must be such an outlier on this...I don't remember much about being pregnant. I don't remember Mother's Day during pregnancy either. My favorite was the first time my daughter made me something she actually understood. I have the handprints and 'poem' in my office still:

I love my mommy because she makes me food.

I love my mommy because she's always in a good mood.

I love my mommy because she always calls me 'dude'.

And I love my mommy because she sleeps like together we are glued!
 
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