DieYoungStrong
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This girl squirts???
I think I hate you
I think I hate you
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Girl "releases" too easily?!?!
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Stretch
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This girl squirts???
I think I hate you
Ive only been with one other squirter. The other one released a lot more, than this one does.
What makes this girl completely unique for me, is how quickly/easily she gets her first O; and how quickly and easily she continues to get them afterwards. Time flies in the bedroom, so even though I feel like its every ten seconds, in actuality its probably once a minute or so, except the first one, which goes right around the 10th stroke. I thought she was faking at first, then she squirted, and I had to refrain from ordering her a ring the next morning...LOL. joking about the ring.
Pericles
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Holy fuck I think I am going to need a shrink after all this. We go from a smoking hot chick who squirts, to internet butthurt, to medical jeopardy, to Dr's arguing with playa's.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING???
If you want to be a playa, stop reading books, and take this advice. Treat her like shit in a chivalrous way. If you don't understand what I mean with my oxymoron, you don't get the game. Be prepared to get burned yourself because there's always one out there who's better at the game then you are. Don't fear rejection, the worst she can do is say NO. I would know within a few minutes weather or not I was going to get anywhere with a broad.
When you find the keeper, and I mean the FUCKING KEEPER, treat her like gold - after a lengthy period of treating her just good enough to keep her around. And as the great George Costanza said, you always have to have hand in the relationship.
Now if you would all excuse me, I need to go look up some internet squirt porn and crank one out.
PS - I've never seen a "nice guy" take a woman home from a party or bar. Buy her drinks all night, tell her how good of a guy you are, the good job you have, and have fun going home with your dick in your hand. I'm sure she will let you take her shopping in the morning. When she tells you how good of a guy you are over an ice cream sunday, you are officially friend-zoned, and someone like me will be over an hour after you get your good-bye hug and leave. I'll bring her to McDonalds, let her super size it, and give her a nice mushroom tattoo. She will tell you she tripped at bumped her head when you take her to breakfast in the AM. I'll be watching the football games with my bros. Girls are worse pigs then guys most of the time. They just smell better.
End Rant.
Stretch I can't look at this thread anymore so please feel free to PM me pics
We are on the same page here, You have exactly the attitude one needs. Women say that want a nice guy, but they want the bad boy. However, be careful. Have this ^ attitude but as I said, always be a gentleman.
I absolutely do not buy a woman lunch/dinner/ or anything because it can be interpreted as you buying her affection. I used to say that this caveat applied to the early stages of dating (action dates are the key, go to the mall, miniature golfing, etc.) but I found out that it also applies to longer term relationships. Don't put yourself in the situation of an expensive dinner, women will squeeze info out of you that will turn her off. Also, if you are buying dinner, the message is that her value is higher than yours. Save the dinner dates for at least the 6 month point, by which time she is in love w/ you.
In regards to the bad boy issue, be careful. The attitude is excellent, but be careful of the application. Here is an example: Before I met my wife, I was seeing this super hot Chinese gal. I like Asian women, w/ caucasion features (I know, I am a weirdo). Light complexion, narrow nose, round butt. The girl I was seeing had all these "qualities, but I blew it. I really liked her a lot.
One night she came over, I had sex w/ her and as soon as I completed, I got up immediately and went in my living room to watch the fights. She came in the room and yelled "all you want is sex." I responded "whats your point?" She then dove on my couch and started kicking me, very very close to the family jewels. I lost it, grabbed the bottom of yer jeans and yanked her of the couch, then went knee to belly on her (a jui jitsu and law enforcement technique). I am too this
day very, very sorry that I lost control. I should have stayed w/ her in bed for at least 5 more minutes. I also violated my personal rule of never, ever laying a hand on a women. Over the next week I realized how much I loved her, I called and apologized, but she was done w/ me. It took me a very painful year to get over her. This^ is what I meant when I say always be a gentleman and control your emotions/behavior. I have never ever laid a hand on my wife
In regards to George, remember the part about hand, but in the post break up situation? Like I said, I lost the gal above. We saw each other a few more times, I even told her I loved her, but to no avail.
A year and a half later, I was engaged to my wife and she was 3 months pregnant w/ my son. Suddenly I got a call. It was the gal above.^ She said, in her angelic voice "do you miss me?" Of course I missed her, I thought about her every day for a year. I said "you know how I feel about you, what do you think?" She said she had gotten married, had a kid, and divorced (she was probably seeing the guy while she was seeing me).
I told her that I was engaged, etc. She said she stil wanted to see me. Well, my wife got into my phone, and the 2 of them went at it like a couple of ally cats. It was an endless stream of "bitch, whore, bitch, slut, home wrecker, bitch. ad infinitum. It was at that moment that I realized I had hand in the post-breakup relationship...."
Pericles
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)][)][)] The crazy part is that this ^ desrcibes pretty much every thread on Meso (oops, sorry,I was told not to talk bad about Meso).The thing about all of this is that it is very, very important. I know, I have been divorced. Do you want to have your child taken away and you have to make an appointment to see him? Do you want to lose your house, a third of your paycheck (or more). In our society, men are getting slaughtered. The laws and mores are against us. Your wife could be a crack whore and still get custody.
This stuff takes work. Don't "just be yourself, and let nature take its course" unless you want to end op broke and brokenhearted.
Pericles
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I have nothing but love for you, my main man, but no. Do you wan't to know the best way to handle convos' at the early stage? Get her to talk, just listen. Ask questions. If she is doing 80% of the talking, that means she likes you. A gal will stop and ask you a question, but for the most part talk about her self
I usually get women to open up about their past relationships. Get her talking. She will stop and ask you a q on occasion. Lke I said, keep it light and funny.
As mentioned above, I was divorced once DO NOT EVER TALK ABOUT PAST RELATIONSHIPS EARLY ON, LET HER DO THE TALKING. Early on the wrong sentence can ruin you. If a women asks if I have been married I say "only 6 or 7 times, is that a problem?"
Pericles
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I agree. I really love long jet black hair, its part of my Yellow Fever.
DieYoungStrong
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PC it sounds like you had a pretty normal run in with an Asian Woman. Asian women are the most passive-aggressive species on the planet. And they are Tiger's when they decide to drop the passive part . I know you say you're a fighter, but you're lucky you didn't have 20 yakuza members at your place an hour after she left lol. You'd love it near me. I live right near an area with one of the highest concentrations of Asians in the country.
. I know you say you're a fighter, but you're lucky you didn't have 20 yakuza members at your place an hour after she left lol. You'd love it near me. I live right near an area with one of the highest concentrations of Asians in the country.
Pericles
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PC it sounds like you had a pretty normal run in with an Asian Woman. Asian women are the most passive-aggressive species on the planet. And they are Tiger's when they decide to drop the passive part
You are absolutely correct! Seemingly passive subservient asian women will EAT YOU FOR LUNCH! Do not be fooled by the exterior. They are 2 steps above American women at running their game, and 1 above Russian (Russian chick are super hot, as a general rule). Both are extremely cunning.
Stretch
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Didn't I see those pics at Adult Friend Finder . com yesterday...?!
Well YEAH. Where do you think I met her[
)]Do a google image search on them brother
If they are anywhere on the net, you will find them with a google image search. LOL
Ohhh, Relax. Its just jealously I dont have one like that squiring in my face right now... Ohh, but I forgot, I can just JAK-IT and save the COMMON DENOMINATING BULLSHIT AND INSANITY that comes forever after and during LENGTHENING MOMENTS between squirts. !! LOL
The funny thing about the carnival rides is that EVEN DISNEY WORLD GETS OLD Sooner or later. I recall one of the saddest days of my life was when there was no line at Thunder Mountain, and I could have cared less to get on. On the flip side thats what makes this current ride so damn interesting and for so long now aint it...!
Enjoy it while it lasts brotha. Hang on as long as you can. But GET OFF before you get zombified so bad your have been there so long that you cant even see that they just completed a brand new attraction across the street. LOL
The funny thing about the carnival rides is that EVEN DISNEY WORLD GETS OLD Sooner or later. I recall one of the saddest days of my life was when there was no line at Thunder Mountain, and I could have cared less to get on. On the flip side thats what makes this current ride so damn interesting and for so long now aint it...!
Enjoy it while it lasts brotha. Hang on as long as you can. But GET OFF before you get zombified so bad your have been there so long that you cant even see that they just completed a brand new attraction across the street. LOL
Well YEAH. Where do you think I met her[
Do a google image search on them brother
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lol my wife is half Japanese and white so its not to bad. she does not get mad to often but when she does I just stay quite. word to the wise when she gets mad just say yeah you are right and talk about it later when she not mad.
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