Grizzly is a big pussy

Grizzly said:
No, you know what? I think I'll ride my bicycle to your house. By the time I got there in 2 weeks I would be ready to kill you. You might drive fast, but you can never drive fast enough to outrun an angry Grizzly on a bicycle.
hey where you been bro, just wanted to let you know it was all thicks doing on this one, we all tried to tell him no, but he insisted, go easy on him griz his ex wife is giving it to him pretty hard
 
lol that is dead on. Some little bird flew over to ASN and ratted me out hehe
VDC said:
This scripture came to me as I was laughing at your post:

for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter." Ecc 10:20
 
lmao! i have a better idea. ride in a wheelchair. Good upper body workout and my son may be 18 by the time you get here :D
Grizzly said:
No, you know what? I think I'll ride my bicycle to your house. By the time I got there in 2 weeks I would be ready to kill you. You might drive fast, but you can never drive fast enough to outrun an angry Grizzly on a bicycle.
 
thick said:
lmao! i have a better idea. ride in a wheelchair. Good upper body workout and my son may be 18 by the time you get here :D

LMAO

If I were to fight Grizzly it would go something like this... I am cooking chicken wings on my barb n q on my front porch, tong in one hand, a chilled Hoegaarden beer in the other, Grizzly would come running at me, the ground shaking. Id calmly sip on my beer and turn the chicken over, putting down the tongs so I can read my new book 'Secrets of the deadly arts of combat'. Grizzly would be almost upon me ready to pound the brains from my skull, and Id turn the page of my new book to number 21 'deadly choke holes for one on one combat' and drain my beer bottle empty. Grizzly within 6 feet raises his arm to strike me, I put down the new bottle of beer I had opened and detonate the Claymore mine in front of Grizzly whilst opening a large umbrella so as not to get my new Prada cooking shirt covered in Grizzly offal. I sit down with my freshly grilled chicken wing and fresh beer and wonder how to clean my porch
 
Ronin_ said:
LMAO

If I were to fight Grizzly it would go something like this... I am cooking chicken wings on my barb n q on my front porch, tong in one hand, a chilled Hoegaarden beer in the other, Grizzly would come running at me, the ground shaking. Id calmly sip on my beer and turn the chicken over, putting down the tongs so I can read my new book 'Secrets of the deadly arts of combat'. Grizzly would be almost upon me ready to pound the brains from my skull, and Id turn the page of my new book to number 21 'deadly choke holes for one on one combat' and drain my beer bottle empty. Grizzly within 6 feet raises his arm to strike me, I put down the new bottle of beer I had opened and detonate the Claymore mine in front of Grizzly whilst opening a large umbrella so as not to get my new Prada cooking shirt covered in Grizzly offal. I sit down with my freshly grilled chicken wing and fresh beer and wonder how to clean my porch
You have put a lot of thought into this!!!
 
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