Having sex with an escort cheating???

I gotta say, I've been around this forum a while now, and if you'd have told me I'd be reading a thread of jacked up gearheads giving relationship advice to an autistic kid today, I'd have called bullshit, but here we are.....

We don’t discriminate against “tards” here on MESO. If he’s stupid or mentally challenged enough to ask then he gets what he gets.
 

Do like they do in Colombia.
It’s tradition for men to fuck goats before there first experience with a woman.
Everyone’s doing it!
It nothing to be ashamed of :oops:
 
Learn with the girl moving down for you...if she’s willing to move for you I’m sure she’ll be understanding that you aren’t the best in bed...also if you were to get a hooker that may give you a whole different spectrum of issues...
1. The girl moving for you finds out
2. You get an STD or some disease
3. You’re being dishonest with her by doing so
4. You get caught and get arrested and then you gotta explain to her why you’re in jail/need a bond paid.
Just keep it simple and learn with her man. Who cares..you’ll get better.
 
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Be confident. All girls like being dominated. Do a lot of hair pulling, not hard but firm. A lot of slapping her butt. No one likes to be hurt, but girls do like to feel like the man is in control.

Mrhat
 
Be confident. All girls like being dominated. Do a lot of hair pulling, not hard but firm. A lot of slapping her butt. No one likes to be hurt, but girls do like to feel like the man is in control.

Mrhat
Lies I had a chick make me pistol whip her while I was hittin it from the back, like to be tied up and spanked till she was red all over some chicks like that shit!
 
Lies I had a chick make me pistol whip her while I was hittin it from the back, like to be tied up and spanked till she was red all over some chicks like that shit!
Had a chick want me to fuck her ass and bite her ear at the same time. She also swallowed every load even after anal. So I fucked her ass and bit her ear
 
Had a chick want me to fuck her ass and bite her ear at the same time. She also swallowed every load even after anal. So I fucked her ass and bit her ear
That’s something I’ve never been able to do, it can’t be safe to stick your meat into a girls mouth after she just had it in her ass! Shit makes me cringe
 
Okay dudes I’m dating a girl it’s a long distances thing but she’s moving down for me. But the problem is I’m not shit but I’m not the best in bed. So I was thinking of getting a hooker and learn and try some things on her? Iv been told it’s not cheating because it’s more like a business thing u pay fuck leave no connection? What do u Guys reckon?
You will not learn much from a hooker other then how to hurry up and get off and pay... Much good advice on here--- go on you tube and anywhere you can find info--- learn how to eat pussy and massage her--- I happen to think I am a fucking stud-- probably not tho-- who the fuck knows... I would not worry about it... with the right girl and the right chemistry you might rock her world--- But DO NOT get involved with hookers---- Too many things to catch and nothing pisses a girl off like a case of the crabs or something even scarier!
 
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